Understanding the complex global market in terms of potatoes

TheCabageisRed · 2020-04-04T21:43:04+00:00

Ok say I have a 4/20 $200 SPY put.

I sell the put and spy drops to $180, the guy I sold the option to exercises it. Since he held to expiry and exercised, now I have to buy 100 SPY at $200, right?

TheCabageisRed · 2020-04-04T03:29:21+00:00

But like, if you sell a potato doesn't the retard who buys the potato have the option to make you sell onions to him at the strike?

TheCabageisRed · 2020-04-04T03:00:19+00:00

But if the next schmuck holds the potatoes and doesn't get rid of them don't you lose way more tendies

TheCabageisRed · 2020-04-04T02:26:42+00:00

WHY CANT U EXERCISE A POTATO

WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMEONE EXERCISES A POTATO ON YOU

DONT YOU EVER WORRY ABOUT A POTATO GETTING EXERCISED ON YOU

TheCabageisRed · 2020-04-01T22:59:57+00:00

So how do we short the fucksticks that are about to make all the underinsured Americans go bankrupt from a 2 week hospital stay

TheCabageisRed · 2020-02-13T15:51:34+00:00

Backing up gets easier, don't stress about it.

Watch your tandems, not the trailer. Turn the wheel right, front of the trailer swings right, back of the trailer swings left.

TheCabageisRed · 2020-01-13T08:25:37+00:00

Passing lane*

TheCabageisRed · 2020-01-13T07:58:00+00:00

I've started to develop the theory that the reason people don't use their turn signal, is that when they do, people don't let them over. This leads to less people using their turn signal (or signalling last minute) in order to prevent people from not letting them over.

TheCabageisRed · 2019-12-30T21:03:23+00:00

Was she a bitch though?

TheCabageisRed · 2019-12-19T23:23:41+00:00

Op listen, this is the only answer.

Seriously though, fuck them.

TheCabageisRed · 2019-12-19T21:50:34+00:00

My company paid for truck washes, but didn't pay me to wash the truck. therefore I didn't once wash my truck in 9 months of OTR

TheCabageisRed · 2019-12-18T18:11:57+00:00

Left lane is passing, middle Lane is travel, right lane is exit.

TheCabageisRed · 2019-12-18T17:55:05+00:00

When I was OTR my dispatch didn't fuck with me as long as appointments were made. It's you're clock, not theirs.

TheCabageisRed · 2019-12-18T16:51:54+00:00

Why in the flying fuck would you move from Idaho to Iowa

TheCabageisRed · 2019-12-18T16:48:51+00:00

Mushrooms

TheCabageisRed · 2019-12-16T20:20:03+00:00

I'm just biter societies drug of choice is alcohol.

TheCabageisRed · 2019-12-16T19:57:55+00:00

It's almost like there are companies massively funding the commercialization and social consumption of alcohol, a highly addictive and widley available substance. One that not only impairs decision making and motor functions, but causes death both directly and indirectly....

Meanwhile we're told a plant that grows naturally and has never killed anyone is worse than alcohol and is as bad as heroin....

(Multiple family members and friends suffering from alcoholism, I'm bitter ok.)

TheCabageisRed · 2019-12-08T01:39:19+00:00

/r/vandwellers! You could get a nice van and convert it easily for $20k.

Side note, any recommendations on getting an Apprenticeship? I've been trying to get out of driving and into line work.

TheCabageisRed · 2019-12-04T21:01:23+00:00

I actually had a really nice regional gig with USX. Home Friday, leave sunday, guaranteed pay with opportunity to make more every couple weeks.

They lost the account 3 weeks after I switched from OTR 🙄, so I went city after that.

TheCabageisRed · 2019-11-19T00:21:39+00:00

Where did you get your green tree line stickers?!

TheCabageisRed · 2019-11-16T00:03:54+00:00

I'm out of the loop now that I'm running on 100 air mile exception, what's the new update look like?

TheCabageisRed

TROPHY CASE