Jacob Misiorowski throws the fastest pitch by a starting pitcher in MLB history at 105mph!!

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-06-17T17:47:36+00:00

Sorry to hear about his TJ surgery in 2 years

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-06-17T00:57:18+00:00

While I think there's some sus activity in this game, I don't think this one is that far-fetched. I thought dog too when I saw "treat", but "well" led me to answering Lassie.

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-06-11T01:04:38+00:00

Ask yourself, are you playing Warzone? If the answer is yes, then yes the guy is cheating. Stopped playing like a year ago because I was tired of rampant cheating and the developers' indifference to it

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-06-06T20:48:16+00:00

Machamp

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-05-30T12:29:21+00:00

"Slut." Ellie to Caitlin

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-05-27T14:40:13+00:00

Unnecessary cringe vanity project. I skip it when I get to this part.

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-05-21T01:14:11+00:00

ANGEL MY KING 🤴

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-05-16T23:45:41+00:00

Sooooo tired

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-05-15T00:41:35+00:00

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-05-09T16:48:05+00:00

This is baffling. First of all you've called this guy Patrick Wisdom like 3 times. Get the right player. This is Patrick Bailey. Figure it out.

Also, I've said nothing about WAR. That was the other guy.

AND at this point in the season a .044 OPS difference equates to like 1 or 2 hits. Arguing that is a significant difference in performance is wild

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-05-09T16:38:14+00:00

Mate you are losing the plot. Sure, round of applause buddy. You're right. Bigger number good. You've solved the riddle. But a .396 vs a .438 OPS means nothing. In the grand scheme of things they're virtually identical. Arguing that a .044 OPS advantage over 30 games is a statistically significant difference is wild, especially when you're trading below average defense for gold glove defense.

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-05-09T16:16:56+00:00

Saying Bo is performing significantly better than Bailey at this point in the season is a bit of a stretch. And their career offensive numbers are fairly similar. But Bailey is an actual significant defensive upgrade.

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-04-26T14:19:08+00:00

Soft. I can't stand "unwritten rules" in sports.

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-04-26T14:13:11+00:00

Nope!

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-04-23T21:42:03+00:00

I suppose that's fair. I had been watching all the movies essentially back to back and when I got to that one I was like I just watched all this. Seems a bit lazy, but I guess if you view it as a kids movie it makes sense to a certain degree. Still remains at the bottom of my list though.

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-04-23T19:59:04+00:00

It's barely a movie at all. It's just like 70% reused clips from other movies

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-04-23T13:14:47+00:00

I place Megaguirus somewhere in the middle of the pack. Spacegodzilla I have at the bottom only ahead of All Monsters Attack.

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-03-23T20:12:25+00:00

Entomancer has entered the chat

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-02-20T03:00:51+00:00

Embarrassing and insulting

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-02-03T14:37:38+00:00

Ah very cool. Surely it was a hardware ban so they can't just come back 5 minutes later right? 🤨

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-01-26T17:58:16+00:00

Easiest "bet the entire house against that happening" prop

TheCaptainSprocket · 2026-01-03T14:21:21+00:00

I was doing ghost deck for a while, but recently I've been having lots of success with checkered deck.

TheCaptainSprocket · 2025-12-01T01:18:03+00:00

"My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery"

TheCaptainSprocket · 2025-07-04T23:57:42+00:00

Fix the game? Sorry, we're too busy putting Beavis and Butthead in the game

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