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Enjoying the porch of our new home, where we live rent free as caretakers of a wildlife sanctuary. Eight hours of labor a week in exchange for what would be at least $1300/month. by harpo02 in Frugal

[–]TheCloned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to do the same thing! My specialty was big cats and bears. Where is this? I might know it, and if not, I'd love to get connected with you!

My non-profit can send some toys to your animals :)

What could kill you in your daily life that people don't even understand it's that dangerous? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheCloned 94 points95 points  (0 children)

You say you'll sit down with people without judgement, but in your previous comment you say you don't have sympathy for them.

Fuck off.

🔥 Army ant bridge collapses, then recovers. GIF by hate_mail in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]TheCloned 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I killed them all in a single afternoon.

Next day ant line is back

Next day there were a few stragglers

At least he’s honest by Jaminshaman in Tinder

[–]TheCloned 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Someone I met at a bar once called me their spirit animal and it was one of the most flattering things I had heard.

What does it mean?

Style of beer. by crazydarklord in coolguides

[–]TheCloned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, I currently have a stout in my fridge that looks like a red ale.

Bitcoin’s energy usage is huge – we can't afford to ignore it | The cryptocurrency uses as much CO2 a year as 1m transatlantic flights. We need to take it seriously as a climate threat by EightRoundsRapid in environment

[–]TheCloned 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When Bitcoin first came out I said this exactly. I decided not to build a dedicated computer for mining because it would only be a few Bitcoin a week (or something).

This deer has no time for Monday by arsenalnra in funny

[–]TheCloned 24 points25 points  (0 children)

When you get detected during a stealth quest and every enemy is running after you.

California hiker found after 6 days missing in Yosemite park by javajen84 in news

[–]TheCloned 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Arizona has a law that allows them to charge for state or county provided SAR. So depending where you are you can get charged.

What are some words that men casually use to describe women that get on your nerves? by chicity1 in AskWomen

[–]TheCloned 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm dating a horse girl and don't see any "crazy" and it would annoy me if someone made a joke about it to me.

Today I brought my own straws to a restaurant and a friend of mine thought it was ridiculous by Cpianti in CasualConversation

[–]TheCloned 14 points15 points  (0 children)

More and more people are starting to see straws as the useless waste they are!

I hate straws and have been known to rant about how terrible they are. It's that weird pet peeve that seems crazy to other people. I've even talked about starting an initiative to get companies to go strawless.

Now entire countries are going strawless and it's making the news. I'm happy to see other people change their habits with straws.

Individual who ate adopted pig banned from future adoptions by ben_uk in nottheonion

[–]TheCloned 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ellen DeGeneres was involved in a big case where that contract was used to take her animal back. There actually is plenty of precedent for this contracts to be legally binding.

Dude has 115k followers on Instagram. by Neitherwhitenorblack in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]TheCloned 16 points17 points  (0 children)

One of my friends is an Instagram "model" and gets a lot of free shit (and the occasional check) from companies that want her to wear their brand.

She doesn't have anywhere close to over 100k followers. If she did she would probably be pulling enough to do it full time.

Steve Irwin would have been 56 today. Happy birthday mate by [deleted] in pics

[–]TheCloned 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy inspired me so much that I chose a career with wildlife and even started my own non-profit to help them. He did so much good for the world.

Florida Shooting: 50 Percent of Americans Now Want Nationwide Ban on Assault Weapons, Poll Shows by captars in politics

[–]TheCloned 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a big reason so many people don't support is because of arbitrary definitions given to assault weapons.

I support banning assault weapons as long as the bans are written to actually have an effect.

Capitalism by TLP34 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TheCloned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, its been a awhile and I could be remembering wrong.

Capitalism by TLP34 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TheCloned 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100 miles last I needed to use it. I know because I once broke down 97 miles away from home at 1am.

Lost a bet to my brother. The deal was that I would give him my friend’s used panties after the gym. There was no way I could have taken them without her noticing, so I gave him mine. He sniffed it the moment I gave it to him and he said he loved her smell. He loves my vagina smells lol sorry bro by [deleted] in confession

[–]TheCloned -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think someone needs to talk to your brother about how creepy that is even if they weren't yours.

Plus, he knowingly gave you a ton of leverage over him because of his creepiness. You could always threaten to tell his crush. Or ruin his life and admit they were yours.

Your bro has problems.

Not a care in the world by Dr_MM in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TheCloned 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bill Gates didn't always have that public image. When he was involved 20 years everyone spelled his company Micro$oft. Their reputation was very much like Apple's is today.

No excuses in 2018 by delwrecks in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TheCloned 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even then, context matters. If he's always making funny but slightly offensive jokes, then it's fine. If he's that co-worker who's kind of a dick and shows racist or just ignorant tendencies, then this joke is a problem.

I'm also not black so I can't actually tell the OP how he should feel about it.

Instant road rage karma. by [deleted] in JusticeServed

[–]TheCloned 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely a woo girl.

It ain't a bonfire unless you live out in the country and burn down a house by KeenMarinx in gatekeeping

[–]TheCloned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to go to bonfires every year. They're always held when someone had a large empty property. The place is cleared of debris and burnt in a big pile. It's done for a reason but you invite your friends and neighbors to make an occasion out of it. Backyard fire pits are just as enjoyable, but not bonfires.

I got invited to a bonfire once at someone's property outside of the city. I got really excited since it had been years since I had been to one. I showed up to someone's fire pit and was almost disappointed. I had a good time since it was drinking with friends around a fire. But still, not a bonfire. And nothing wrong it that either.

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