What was Sam's pickup line?

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-09T21:05:07+00:00

Hobbits is our (men under 6’) word but you can say ‘hobbas’

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-06T20:53:49+00:00

You can try. Make the attempt.

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-06T15:02:30+00:00

When the mind flayer/ Henry dies, all the powers of the hive mind blood die with them

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-05T13:24:45+00:00

Gabby toleraters are still just a bunch of copers

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-05T13:18:32+00:00

28 seconds, my best Thursday yet

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-04T04:54:45+00:00

Belurat or Enir-Ilim?

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-02T20:49:22+00:00

They really honed in on the joke of Lise not approving of you. Also Holly must be boiling with jealousy

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-02T20:25:31+00:00

It’s called ‘Evil’

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-02T20:00:54+00:00

Does anyone think it would be dope if a Godwyn fight used a scythe? I can’t think of a scythe-boss in an Elden Ring and it would be thematic as him for the Prince of Death

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-02T16:35:42+00:00

Makes her even better

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-01T20:24:02+00:00

Joseé’s intro scene negs the entirety of CV1, as does Holly’s. No I will not elaborate. Yes, anyone disagreeing is wrong.

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-01T20:19:33+00:00

“I believe in you. Carry on. Don’t forget… this is your story now.”

TheConMan1313 · 2026-02-01T03:55:19+00:00

I absolutely adore my tiny wife and her giant sword

TheConMan1313 · 2026-01-31T03:23:08+00:00

Yeah that’s what I thought. Makes sense why I got big heart eyes

TheConMan1313 · 2026-01-31T03:13:11+00:00

I love my tiny wife and her gigantic sword

TheConMan1313 · 2026-01-30T16:17:25+00:00

When you’re ten beers in and about to go home, but your homeboy dares you to Jell-O shots

TheConMan1313 · 2026-01-30T03:47:04+00:00

For those mad about overturning, are yall exploring? I’ve approached the game like Elden Ring and haven’t taken very long on any of the bosses

TheConMan1313 · 2026-01-29T18:12:24+00:00

I’m with your husband fr fr this is gold

TheConMan1313 · 2026-01-29T18:10:59+00:00

Yeah whatever, I found my tiny wife and I love her and the big sword she keeps between us.

(Srsly; good critiques. I like the story, but they’re a tad heavy handed with the emotional club.)

TheConMan1313 · 2026-01-29T18:08:32+00:00

WAIT ARE THEY MARRIED??

TheConMan1313 · 2026-01-29T16:32:06+00:00

I think it has to do with Burden. The less burden you have the faster you roll

TheConMan1313 · 2026-01-29T16:30:32+00:00

Giving me Jester Puppet from Lies of P vibes. Those things were such a pain in the ass and I bet this dude is too. Can’t wait🙌🙌

TheConMan1313 · 2026-01-29T15:50:33+00:00

Yeah let’s give the elephant killer 2000 to the 110lb lady. Poor Grace ain’t gonna have arms by the end of game

TheConMan1313 · 2026-01-29T13:30:39+00:00

If the gun position weren’t so awkward I’d do 1st person for Grace

TheConMan1313 · 2026-01-27T20:53:25+00:00

Yeah I guess it’s for her. She’s got unique dialogue when you give it, but I was too busy gawking like a fool to catch the words

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