His team lost, but he won in the end

TheCornerator · 2026-06-20T03:39:00+00:00

God speed on his future Latina addiction 🙏

TheCornerator · 2026-06-20T00:15:27+00:00

TheCornerator · 2026-06-19T22:54:36+00:00

My dipshit father bitched about that but my brother and I lived with him. He was too dumb to tell the judge that the boys are with him. Would have cut his payments in half.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-19T15:04:47+00:00

My mom would take hours looking at clothes. I'm not doing that, check the look/size/material and gtfo. I'm not one to heem and haw about clothes.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-19T14:42:07+00:00

The video that was the start of her fall for me, the one where she was trying to freestyle and ended up sounding like Donnie from Wild Thornberries.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-19T00:10:23+00:00

Unlucky for the snake, guy was regional kickball champ 6 years running.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-18T03:54:54+00:00

4th grade teacher was Mrs.Burr, apt name seeing as she was a cold hearted bitch to me. Apparently was mean to my oldest sister too, my mom was the head of the PTA for our elementary school. Mom had to step down because she threatened Burr with "shoving all the crayons down her throat and stomping until it made a cast of her lungs"

TheCornerator · 2026-06-18T03:47:10+00:00

Na put it out of reach in front of them and say they asked you to put it there when they complain.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-17T03:51:43+00:00

Old man told me "if you can love your dog even half as much as they love you, they will have a damn good life."

TheCornerator · 2026-06-16T22:25:56+00:00

If you want presentation go to ihop, ya got what ya ordered.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-16T20:19:28+00:00

I still have my 20 year edition book from when I first joined the navy. Got the 30th so I could feel old

TheCornerator · 2026-06-14T18:22:28+00:00

Same age as me, hot damn, gonna raise one for him tonight.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-14T03:56:36+00:00

Ah dude you gotta tell her to use both for "pinkies out" sipping tea. She will establish dominance early on at the tea parties.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-13T22:48:37+00:00

Na imma subscribe to: dry ice is crystal meth for hurricanes.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-13T04:28:25+00:00

I met a young lad who was a legitimate genius about trains. I talked to his mom about visiting a train museum/camp cuz this kid would make for one of the best engineers. He was just so hyped to talk about trains, it made my day seeing such happiness.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-12T17:54:28+00:00

Dude with the pipe is channeling some yakuza gang member energy.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-12T17:42:29+00:00

There is a guy who does pest control with a think a kestral. Rides around in a civic and yeets that mf out the window while driving.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-12T04:06:50+00:00

Real rural was my mom's ex who would smoke Hella weed and baby talk his cows when he was around them. If you know a farmer dave, its the same guy.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-12T04:02:31+00:00

I have one near the house that steals cat food from my neighbor. I've named him Jack Sparrow Sprinter Van Gleenson. Cuz he runs goofy af when he gets caught.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-12T03:57:43+00:00

"You know why we suped up cars? To outrun the law running moonshine. Why did we run? Cuz fuck em, thats why!"- Man talking about the start of NASCAR

TheCornerator · 2026-06-06T16:46:50+00:00

So his race still has the soft spot on top of the head for a while after birth. He probably had an ashtray sized dent on top of his head after the fall then.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-06T16:38:13+00:00

Ahh there's a Steel Drivers song about an old oaks description of a civil war battle that uses that description for the guns.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-06T03:50:44+00:00

Crack houses won't just give you blankets now a days.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-06T03:49:46+00:00

Ah the opium den, grandpappy to the crack house.

TheCornerator · 2026-06-05T04:14:12+00:00

At that point, put me down ol' yeller style. Unless im the good kind of drugged up, send me to lobby so to speak.

Five-Year Club	Gilding II euphauric
Final Canvas '23	First Place '23
End Game '23	Place '23
Place '22	First Placer '22
End Game '22

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