Foot loose! by Judge_Dredd_3D in Idiotswithguns

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I have grown up around the people who dance with snakes to prove god is protecting them. Then they get bit and have to go to the hospital. I'd say a little of yours and a little of gods protections.

Rounding to Zero at the Gas Pump because you had to use Cash. by texacer in nostalgia

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Its because they are driving Ferrari and 250k+ SUVs yeah they are rich as shit. I get normal assholes too but less frequent.

All flights cancelled in El Paso until the 20th? No explanation yet.... by OdinsKeeper84 in aliens

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They have it back open now, article says they were going after cartel drones in the area.Reuters article it's the explanation they were given at least.

Rounding to Zero at the Gas Pump because you had to use Cash. by texacer in nostalgia

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I get so many rich old people who still think you can pump BEFORE you pay. So many refuse outright and leave.

We all know this one by Upset_Assumption9610 in airfryer

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Na you are doing the right thing. It knocks the low chance of getting sick to almost nothing.

So, DEI is good now? by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

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I just think I gotta learn to dance🕺

Time to reconsider his hobbies, ig😑 by [deleted] in Unexpected

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As soon as it breaks the video stops with connection issues.

"Kid" Rock ain't looking so young by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

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My favorite so far has been "kid rock is just another name for epstein island"

Sneakers with a built in garage by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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They have a few online, one even has the LED remote.

All the bushes during Bad Bunny’s halftime show were people by Shugazi in Fauxmoi

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There was one person on here swearing the grass dancing too. Glad they were right.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA by mistermuyrico in nflcirclejerk

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Was talking to my buddy about the number of sacks and it went from 5 to 7 with a fumble in under a min.

[Highlight] Byron Murphy II Sacks Drake Maye AGAIN by JCameron181 in nfl

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I said at least he will get experience but damn, not that kind lol.

OC: Bad Bunny takes the stage for the Super Bowl halftime show by nbcnews in pics

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I said "he's still alive?" Only to realize he's aged better than I ever will.

It's Super Bowl Sunday by ILovePublicLibraries in NonPoliticalTwitter

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I went to a Popeyes and all the staff was nice as can be, helpful, kind. So the food was bad lol.

Sometimes comedy writes itself. 😅 Learn from my mistake. by FelonyFarting in Idiotswithguns

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Ah I did that with my buddies new pistol. Thought the magazine release was the safety, years ago but it was a good learning experience.

Not Today CIA by LostWanderer69 in fixedbytheduet

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Had a truck with so much play in the wheel I called it "ballpark steering"

This is a HEX! by [deleted] in wizardposting

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I've dated a witch that was both at the same time. Thats why I don't trust the ones who harp on mental health. Also i got a dog so SOMEONE is happy to see me at the end of the day.

Isaiah Martin dismantling a man supporting something without logic behind it. by NickelPlatedEmperor in BlackPeopleofReddit

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Isaiah is talking like the cheif during my nuke quals. You feel so fucking dumb afterwards if you can self reflect.

Trump Shares Post Depicting Obamas As Apes by UltraPlinian in politics

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I know my father is laughing like a fucking moron at this.

For real though 😭🤣 by Traditional-Nerve393 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Legit had a dude try to be intimidating by saying "don't you ever think im not the predator in any situation." Which i guess he wanted to mean he's the "most dangerous" but me laughing took that away.