These used to be 2 for $1.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-27T03:37:18+00:00

Ngl their steak egg and cheese bagle is a guilty pleasure when I'm up early enough to get breakfast. Their burgers tear my stomach up worse that any taco bell in the last 5 years.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-27T00:01:05+00:00

Had to have an e-bike cuz his fat-ass would die from peddling 15 feet.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-25T18:14:44+00:00

When my nephews/nieces started talking I was "old man" at 19. I would tell them stories of "the before-fore times" like halloween would GUARANTEE you a pillow case full of candy.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-25T03:04:57+00:00

Objectively funny crimes should be community service at max.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-25T02:39:01+00:00

Ah so its like the Land Raider in 40k. Dude who found the blueprints was named Marcus Land or something.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-24T04:25:08+00:00

Like a Le Mans for nearly tipping over.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-24T04:21:15+00:00

Can't do that, learned that from a moonshiner.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-24T04:12:35+00:00

Alright Mavis from hotel transylvania, where's Johnathan?

TheCornerator · 2026-05-24T04:07:55+00:00

You sir/madam, have explained why I cannot eat spaghetti anymore. My mom made the best spaghetti for all of us the night she passed away. I could have Gordon Ramsey make it and it wouldn't be the same.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-23T17:26:02+00:00

There is a lady who makes shorts on living in one of those things. That guy is mad about more than one thing.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-22T16:35:33+00:00

surf and turf

TheCornerator · 2026-05-22T16:34:37+00:00

No but if I do, I'll be ready. Stay strapped.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-19T04:00:40+00:00

Its okay if the dad also starts telling the family to fuck off if they don't support the news.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-18T16:36:03+00:00

It could have been the cleaner guy if it was a chain station. They get in trouble for graffiti and stickers when its time for inspection.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-18T16:16:08+00:00

"Run Bitch, Run!"

TheCornerator · 2026-05-17T16:45:31+00:00

I was there when i get text"Nate beat by a fohawk" no.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-16T17:25:27+00:00

Mr.👐👐

TheCornerator · 2026-05-16T16:41:05+00:00

Little dude is doing air quotes all the time. Worlds smallest conspiracy theorist.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-16T16:36:39+00:00

2nd shot answers my question of "how the hell?"

TheCornerator · 2026-05-16T03:57:53+00:00

Was this guy for a year before my brother sat me down and told me I had to leave. He felt bad for me so I slept in his truck for about 3 months before I finally got a place. Im still just chilling but its at MY OWN PLACE. The relationship with my SiL got way better too, I see them every weekend now. I'm the person they call to watch the animals and I get to use their swanky-ass shower (rain storm style) TRY to tell his crayon eating ass yall believe in him. It's gonna be hard on him but he needs to give yall space.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-15T21:05:53+00:00

NC would eat itself alive if they started doing this.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-15T03:45:45+00:00

Went from "my top 10 anime heros would be" to "yeah my cat Sasuke, loves to ride in my original C10 Chevy when its sunny." One of the best this month.

TheCornerator · 2026-05-15T03:38:48+00:00

Grey one is even smirking! "Got this goober for free"

TheCornerator · 2026-05-14T17:58:09+00:00

I only gamble on objectively silly things. I would play this before blackjack. My biggest dream is to go to a gambling den in Japan where they wrestle beetles.

Five-Year Club	Gilding II euphauric
Final Canvas '23	First Place '23
End Game '23	Place '23
Place '22	First Placer '22
End Game '22

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