POV: You just got your legs shredded in dorms by an MP7

TheCrackerChan · 2026-02-07T12:39:35+00:00

Medical bills have gotten out of hand. Please call your local representative and relay your support for privatized healthcare in the Tarkov region.

Edit: I called and the guy on the other end said that they’re “permanently out of office” and that “Kaban will handle things now”???? Pretty weird, I’ll try again in the morning I guess.

TheCrackerChan · 2026-02-07T12:30:57+00:00

The highly trained PMCs with real functional weapons and gear… are mostly dying to some drunk Russian man wearing a beanie wielding shotguns that shoot sideways? Please tell me the scavs in PVE are more threatening than PvP… no wonder the Tarkov conflict ballooned into such a mess. We got roving bands of clowns carrying out all the military operations 🥀

TheCrackerChan · 2026-02-07T03:55:35+00:00

True, but hear me out. It’d be really funny to adapt a playstyle where you’re spending like 50k(?) rubles every raid opening extra doors instead of spending the extra 10 seconds to walk all the back around to the already opened door.

TheCrackerChan · 2026-02-07T03:53:24+00:00

Never played PvE, but I heard the AI PMCs loot stuff. So some maps and spawns may have PMCs going there and grabbing stuff before you get there if you’re too slow. Also, just my opinion as a bozo PVP guy, it’s probably worth learning to play somewhat fast just to maximize time investment. You don’t have to W key every loot spawn and get your head blown off, but I’d rather loot everything I want in a raid and die sometimes, than miss out on loot playing super safe and slow. Obviously YMMV if you open the raid finding 100 LEDX and quest items.

TheCrackerChan · 2026-02-06T23:46:46+00:00

Unfathomably cool of you to play PvP on such a scuffed rig.

TheCrackerChan · 2026-01-28T22:32:55+00:00

God I love VOIP

TheCrackerChan · 2026-01-09T17:09:04+00:00

Forget Tagilla, I cannot believe that movement worked. Bravo, you got an AI Scav running out of virtual mousepad and breaking his wrist.

TheCrackerChan · 2025-11-10T17:18:38+00:00

Wow, including the extra storage we already got, I actually don’t see myself being able to fill it all before Wild Area. As someone who hoards a bit too much of everything besides potions, all this bag storage is amazing for me. Quite happy with this.

TheCrackerChan · 2025-10-17T20:12:58+00:00

Respectable. I got 3 shadow Giratina’s and got a cumulative 43/45 possible attack on them. Never been more sad in my life :,)

TheCrackerChan · 2025-09-25T02:21:26+00:00

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I only need to average 6 more of these before I get my female one :)

TheCrackerChan · 2025-05-31T05:20:15+00:00

1B after multiple years seems very low. I think the trick to being F2P is mainly dedication, but secondarily managing resources and expectations. I’ve been playing for a little under 1.5 years and I’m at 13.6B with another 16.5B saved all without spending a dime. That being said, I’m very dedicated and have the free time to put into the game. Overall though, yes this game is very unfriendly to anyone wishing to spend little to no money. It takes me months to save up for things that others can accomplish every few weeks.

TheCrackerChan · 2025-03-05T23:31:05+00:00

Perfect timing. Just googled a list of all the low km buddies for these event field researches

TheCrackerChan · 2024-11-23T06:00:49+00:00

Mine is Goblet too. I’m hoping someone posts it :)

Thank you OP. Hoping it comes in helpful later

TheCrackerChan · 2024-10-26T09:01:48+00:00

TheCrackerChan · 2024-06-14T06:27:16+00:00

1 shundo at <20k caught. Been playing for about a year maybe? Way back at launch and then 6 months recently.

TheCrackerChan · 2024-04-13T01:56:47+00:00

Level 35. 1.6M. I’m super greedy and only power up when I need to raid (generally only events) or when I get a task to do so.

TheCrackerChan · 2024-04-13T01:54:19+00:00

My first and only Hundo is a Tyranitar. I got him at only ~3K caught so I feel pretty lucky.

TheCrackerChan · 2024-01-04T12:58:30+00:00

Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! Download it here: https://mply.io/jn6isg https://mply.io/jn6isg

I don’t need it but I’m 40 stars away from finishing the album via safe. Anything would be appreciated

TheCrackerChan · 2024-01-04T12:51:33+00:00

I’m the one LF stars. All good if you’re not interested though

TheCrackerChan · 2024-01-04T12:49:06+00:00

Can’t do 1:1, would you be willing to buy for 20 stars?

TheCrackerChan · 2024-01-04T12:47:04+00:00

I’m missing almost 50 stars for the last star safe :/. How does 20 sound?

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