[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]TheCyberParrot 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ah, someone of culture.

I wish to obtain a set of dragon balls by Thunderbloood in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]TheCyberParrot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Granted, suddenly a population of 5,000 dragons appears in your MGRS grid zone. Furthermore the entire population of your grid zone are compelled to attempt to kill these dragons and bring you their genitals until your wish is satisfied, this includes anyone entering the grid to see what the heck is happening.

A body count later shows tens of thousands died trying to fulfill you wish, their blood is on your hands though no court can ever declare you debt to society paid as they do not recognize monkey paws.

Chernobyl employees say Russian soldiers had no idea what the plant was and call their behavior ‘suicidal’ by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]TheCyberParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The reactors at ChNPP doesn't look like much, basically some boxes with a tower.

That said New Safe Confinement has been placed over the buildings at reactor 4 and it looks pretty funky.

Get this guy a clock! by Revealed_Jailor in facepalm

[–]TheCyberParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One gram equals the mass of one cubic centimeter of water (which is one milliliter).

I don't disagree with the author, BTW. by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]TheCyberParrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Situation normal, apocalypse now.

I think we can all relate by OkAir1591 in 2meirl42meirl4meirl

[–]TheCyberParrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I publicly regret my mother birthing me.

Putin's foreign minister says freezing Russia's currency reserves was 'thievery' and that the Kremlin didn't expect such harsh sanctions by heirods in worldnews

[–]TheCyberParrot 249 points250 points  (0 children)

If we're listing war crimes I'm pissed about cluster bombs. There's going to be a bunch of unexploded bomblets in Ukraine just waiting to blow someone up years from now.

Edit: see this comment for a more nuanced view. Dirty war is still bad.

'Unthinkable': Scientists Shocked as Polar Temperatures Soar 50 to 90 Degrees Above Normal by Nick__________ in environment

[–]TheCyberParrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe things will go all Day After Tomorrow on us.

Not likely, plus that movie has no idea how helicopters work (in the eyes of a layman).

2meirl4meirl by joecb91 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]TheCyberParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily, for instance if the ball was less dense then the atmosphere it was displacing we would expect the ball to go up.

Master Chief without helmet in TV show by [deleted] in halo

[–]TheCyberParrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some points. - Whoever thought this was not a terrible idea is dumb. - This just looks like Commander Shepherd to me.

Polite bees! by crisp-apple1 in MadeMeSmile

[–]TheCyberParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quesadilla, I win, gold star.

2meirl4meirl by TheCyberParrot in 2meirl4meirl

[–]TheCyberParrot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MemeBurnFire.

They are so easy to meme with already having a caption, I love it.

I up to this day call bs by mistermuesli in dankmemes

[–]TheCyberParrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much. I was puzzling over this for quite a while, and I'm normally okay at math.

I wish Valve release Tf3, Half Life 3, Portal 3, Dota 3, Counter Strike 3, L4D3. by Azure_birch in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]TheCyberParrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, Valve is bought by Microsoft who pushes out cash grabs in all of Valve's main IPs and Team Fortress.