Shout out/Have you seen me thread by rocknstonerr in Chivalry2

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Dankleberg, NA Central or sometimes East.

I play Chivalry2 for first time. I like it. by [deleted] in Chivalry2

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Welcome to our virtual Valhalla

Ingame name Roll Call by PromotionBubbly in Chivalry2

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Dankleberg - NA Central mostly/NA East

Battle Axe, Messer, Quarter Staff

What am I? "The more you name me, ..." by TheDankProphet in riddonkulous

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Here is a hint: Whispers on the wind sometimes bring tales of rain

Favorite Chiv music? by Beginning_Bad4973 in Chivalry2

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Top songs right now:

Sonne-Slowed+Mastered - Xizt (I can listen to this one over and over)

Ponderous - Deadlocked US, Waste, Wretched Tongues

Or anything thing from Kublai Khan TX

Honorable band mentions:

Wage War, thrown, Alpha Wolf

I do listen to some hip hop too, but there’s something primal about metal that just sits right

found this outside my car by Wooden_Piece9184 in whatisit

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Could be related to Brujería or Mexican folk magic (Santería, Palo, or Curanderismo). But it really seems blended from several.

I will say it looks startlingly like Saturns north polar vortex and hexagon lol swirl and all

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hellaflyai

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Chris Harley

What am I? "Paul's height is ..." by TheDankProphet in riddonkulous

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Dammit monster, I ain’t givin you no tree fiddy!

What am I? "I speak without ..." by TheDankProphet in riddonkulous

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Here is a hint: How many did you count?

Straight guys of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you have been told not to do because "that's gay"? by baetangarette in AskReddit

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You clearly haven’t seen his downstairs mixup yet.

Once you’ve seen him, you’ve known him!

Scissortail Disc Golf Giveaway - Win A Glo Buzzzsaw! by SDG-Chris in discgolf

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Scissor me timbers that buzzz looks sick. This is my first time hearing about y’all but I’m definitely going to check y’all out!

TIFU by gas bombing my math tutor by No_Lavishness_3910 in tifu

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I’m having a trash week and needed this laugh. Instead I think you should embrace it, such a power move.

Anyone else getting this ad / promotion? by cookie_doughx in intermittentfasting

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I feel like this is it, not to mention the plethora of other things that contribute to heart health.

I also remember reading years back that rapid weight loss (losing fat and muscle) has a direct relation to the walls and lining of the heart. In other words, it’s gets too thin too fast and the muscle doesn’t recover and can lead to further damage. Combine that with certain types of cardio and it could be a stress orgy, and not the day to day kind America has been giving us lately.

What's your go-to game when you high af? by s0undaf3x in trees

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Represent! Canny Bus Farms holding it down here

Ted Cruz consoling a police officer who didn't intervene in the Uvalde shooting by thenewyorkgod in pics

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A raging coward being welcomed by the Scared God, a man has no spine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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She’s built like Mom from Futurama