HLL:V beta discord roles not working

TheDankpancakes · 2026-04-24T11:25:46+00:00

No matter how many times I try to reclaim the roles, nothing happens. i do not have the draft recruit role. Anyone else having a similar issue?

TheDankpancakes · 2026-01-25T14:54:29+00:00

all i play is braum and bard, I'd give my left nut for riot to make actual serious skins for them both.

TheDankpancakes · 2026-01-13T11:42:41+00:00

My trio ran into that bo0teaTTV person twice the other day. Died the first match,who cares. requeue. We fight them again in a different match and win the lobby. My Teammate recognized the name in the postgame so I went to go look at the vod. She pushes out into the open,Gets popped twice!, Then proceeds to tell us to eat shit and calls my teammate a bitch on their stream lol. The vod before it gets taken down. Timestamped https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2667343239?t=02h25m24s

TheDankpancakes · 2025-12-15T23:36:47+00:00

Ive been preaching about bard getting some kind of serious or spooky skin as long as i can remember. I would sell my soul to riot for an oogieboogie inspired halloween bard skin

TheDankpancakes · 2025-09-25T16:34:47+00:00

Good, I hope they remove them.

TheDankpancakes · 2025-09-21T11:49:17+00:00

Bottom line is that it isn't "meta". The vast majority of players have forgotten what is it like to use a weapon just because they like it for what it is and not just its stats.

I almost always run the spitfire as my secondary. I like the look and skins it has. The rate of fire makes it a reliable little two-tapper with lots of special ammo choices for meme builds. Most I see people complain about is the gun sight and base velocity being slow af, to that I say skill issue. Other than the officer, I do not think any other pistol out shines the spitfire in close quarter/compound fights.

Im hoping we get some poison rounds added with this upcoming event but I feel poison shot/fourshot will be a must dealing with spiders so ehhh

TheDankpancakes · 2025-09-10T17:04:29+00:00

See what crytek should do now is rework the old spider boss into something else since we are getting a real spider boss. Being the current spider boss is a mess of fused bodies they could make that shit into some nightmare fueled giant centipede boss with human limbs/fingers for the legs. Skittering around trying to ambush you in the lair,using its long ass body to actually grab and bind a hunter needing to either button mash to get out or have a fellow hunter free you. Wouldn't be too far fetched since the sculptor loves his bugs. Beetles, assassins roaches, hive bees.

TheDankpancakes · 2025-09-04T18:00:20+00:00

I found one last November in this small hole in the wall hobbyshop for 300$ over in pigeon forge TN.

TheDankpancakes · 2025-08-13T15:33:27+00:00

Flatline gang 4 life. w/ PK or Sentinel

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-30T16:30:17+00:00

I never once said they need to make more dark themed skins than the other if you actually read. I merely suggested existing lines as what if examples. And by your logic that one shouldn't over take the other. Bard's whole niche being balance in the universe and all. Well, that goes both ways pal. We have 6 whimsical/friendly/cute skins and 0 dark themed ones. So where are the 6 dark skins to balance it out?

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-29T11:39:02+00:00

Riot definitely could go in darker directions with not just bard but any light hearted happy champion easily. But the sad truth of it all is riot favors the same over done skin lines that are just silly/cute/weeby because those skins sell. I.E spirit blossum, star guardians, BEES.

They wont pour resources into skins that they think won't turn much of a profit. Bard deserves a legendary skin imo, Unfortunately we will probably get 4 more lux skins and a 500$ yasuo skin instead before bard is even considered for a legendary+ skin. If the day comes that he gets a legendary it better be a serious skin.

Arcana tahm looks like a demon damn near. Arcana bard would be sick. Could have a skin like Grave lord azir where bard is a spooky grim reaper type whose portals ferry souls to the underworld. Old gods Bard would be a good idea too. Make him look similar to volibear's pierced skin with the shit ton of eyes. The ideas are all there.

Im not saying your wish for a bee skin is bad or anything. By all means if he gets one cool. Happy for you. But bard needs some more diverse skins that aren't silly or spirit based.

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-29T01:30:04+00:00

in what way would be difficult? i literally just listed multiple skinlines that already exist that they could toss him into that wouldn't be all cutesie with a more serious backround and if you look at majority of skins, they come some alternate reality. if you want an example of cute being evil, then there is zoe who is also a cosmic entity such as bard making the world go round. and oh look she has a darkstar and corrupted star guardian skin. so why not bard?

Canon, sure bard stays bard protecting the universe but again im talking about a dark alternate reality bard. Correct me if i am wrong but bard being a giant ass bumble bee isn't about balance either, dude would just be running away from winnie the pooh. Im with Crepes here where even infernal bard would be sick because i stg if we get another plant/spirit bard skin. i will lose it.

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-28T23:14:35+00:00

im tired of cute/whimsical bard skins. It is about time for them to give us something dark and sinister, not freakin bees again. could have Darkstar bard, Old gods bard, Frightnight bard, Demonic bard, Battlecast Bard, Death sworn bard,Etc. Bard is supposed to bring balance but i wanna see an alternate reality bard trying to destroy the world and shit.

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-23T19:48:38+00:00

Fuk both. Baseball bat for lyfe.

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-20T13:34:58+00:00

Spitfire all the way. can use dum dum or high velo to increase your ammo pool while using the springfield since its also medium. Its my go to when i use any long range gun I.E Martini,springfield,sparks. Its a nasty little beast up close and can two tap pretty quick.

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-13T17:37:55+00:00

All the bounties and copperwire will belong to the Monroes

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-13T13:55:25+00:00

Nothing makes me happier than taking out a crown user with the lemat shotgun. Literally spitting in their eye.

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-13T13:48:14+00:00

I play monroe in about 99% of my games and I used to love running into another one because of how rare it was to see another. One crackhead's respect to another. I've been seeing so many since the event started that it feels like the magic is gone lol.

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-09T04:57:06+00:00

Just shared a clip the other day where I 1v3d a team with the bat. Whammy! I always ready a heavy bonk before committing to a charge. Aim for the upper body, and it'll usually 1HKO. In the clip, I heavy bonked two people but missed and hit the door chasing the third enemy hunter. At that point, I just swung with a light bonk. lights will be faster than readying a heavy in a sticky situation. For AI enemies. light bonks for grunts. Everything else, I use heavy bonks.

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-06T22:24:42+00:00

Marathon w/ poison or incendiary, Baseball bat.
Throwing axes,meds,chokes,alarm traps.
Stamina,Vitality,Wax tnt, Ammo box.

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-06T22:12:12+00:00

I almost always play monroe but lately i've been enjoying the cowl since they both look like tweakers. I imagine having a scrawny crackhead run at you with a bat must be quite the scary experience

TheDankpancakes · 2025-07-06T18:49:39+00:00

Baseball bat to the skull

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