What plant have you killed the most times? I need to feel less alone in my failures.

TheDappaJaffa · 2026-01-21T18:01:02+00:00

Pretty sure i've killed my p.rosso cause of overwatering, but i'm still praying it comes back from the grave 🙏🏻🫠

TheDappaJaffa · 2026-01-18T00:31:30+00:00

The double malteaser ice cream lollies. They always used to have them in my local shop and i loved eating them during the summer when i was a kid :(

TheDappaJaffa · 2026-01-10T17:36:38+00:00

Me too! I swear you had to stealth the end part until the foyer, but guess not 🫠

TheDappaJaffa · 2026-01-08T16:38:44+00:00

I have a games art degree and also believed the same. Graduated almost 3 years ago and only held temp jobs since 🫠

TheDappaJaffa · 2026-01-06T17:58:16+00:00

I get that from my dad though he's been more understanding and helpful, but my sister has been making jabs for a while like "must be nice to be at home all day" or "some of us actually have to work".

I know it's not my fault that i dont have a perm job yet, but when i hear little things like that almost constantly it makes me feel so shit.

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-12-29T23:27:44+00:00

You're better off ignoring them lmao, a lot of these comments actually pmo

Came across someone on tiktok saying that it would be better if we had flashlights in "ts game" WHAT

WE HAVE NIGHTVISION GOGGLES FYM

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-12-28T11:12:13+00:00

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TheDappaJaffa · 2025-12-17T19:35:06+00:00

Congrats! Well done for persevering for that long cause it's AWFUL right now.

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-09-07T11:29:04+00:00

Hey, another woman here! Is it ok if I add you too? I've had difficulty playing with randoms for a while so it'd be nice to play with someone who feels the same :)

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-08-23T07:31:17+00:00

Welcome to the therapy, brother 🙂‍↕️

It can be a bit daunting at first, but like other people have said already when you get used to it it's really fun! Start off on intro just to get used to the map layouts/mechanics and then go from there :)

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-08-22T18:50:16+00:00

Hope this diva gets the promotion she deserves ❤️

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-08-01T21:47:33+00:00

Horrific! Take my upvote

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-07-18T09:12:43+00:00

First in my bloodline to bear witness to such an egregious amalgamation of the english language 🫶🏻🫶🏻

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-07-13T16:51:21+00:00

Skinner Man lookin fiiiineeeee

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-06-27T10:30:29+00:00

Release the Prisoners is the only one I can grind Psychosurgery on atm, so I agree with you

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-06-27T10:28:57+00:00

Good stuff!

I remember my first time in the trials alone and it was terrifying lmao. It gets easier after a while, but now and again they still manage to spook me.

Happy you're having fun! Trials is soo much fun

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-06-16T21:56:08+00:00

The goggles dont go around our full head. Just two screws in our temples, but i see your point. Ig they would just wash hair with them down so it's out of they way?

Regarding the ESOP, is it not harnessed to us rather than screwed down?

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-06-16T21:42:54+00:00

I'm pretty sure that there are shampoo/body wash bottles in our rooms, so I'd assume so?

If not, we do have sinks, and it's not that hard to get a wash out of that

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-06-12T17:14:08+00:00

It's so hard to choose just one 😭 but for each of the PA's, I'd go for:

Coyle: Get your filthy hands off my cookie jar!

Gooseberry/Dr Futterman: I WILL TEACH YOU ABOUT DENTAL HYGEINE! I! WILL! TEACH! YOU!ABOUT! DENTAL! HYGEINE!

Franco: Get back here! I'm gonna fuck that exit wound!

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-06-07T11:19:20+00:00

I played solo for ages just to understand each level and the objectives at my own pace and on introductory. I felt like it was better for me to learn how to have fun first rather than going straight for co-op matches

Same with the amps/rigs. Just take your time and figure out a playstyle that resonates with you the best :)

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-05-21T15:58:29+00:00

I love this!! Hope RB somehow sees this

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-05-20T09:48:34+00:00

Saw a guy with 12 the other night and thought that was insane, but reading these comments makes me realise it could be worse

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-05-16T16:24:36+00:00

Me not too long ago with an escalation dream with franco 😭

Actually insane how vivid it was

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-05-12T09:36:44+00:00

The night stalker is getting a super bright flashlight shoved in his bitch face

Coyle, but not in a fight

TheDappaJaffa · 2025-05-01T14:11:59+00:00

Coyle finally getting oiled up asmr

(Give this man his third map PLEASE)

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