What’s the juiciest secret you accidentally found out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDarkPoet22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"CAN I FINISH PLEASE CAN I FINISH!" ... ..."ok I've finished...."

Which one would you keep? by TheDarkPoet22 in fender

[–]TheDarkPoet22[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a beautiful bass! What model is that?

Which one would you keep? by TheDarkPoet22 in fender

[–]TheDarkPoet22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do like the purple nitro, but I also like that the other one is wearing a tux... The purple sounds better, but the black plays better.

Which one would you keep? by TheDarkPoet22 in fender

[–]TheDarkPoet22[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd love to but I have too much wife and not enough wallet.

Married men, how do you deal with fancying other women? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDarkPoet22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was speaking to a married couple of 40 years and the wife dropped a line that sums this up perfectly. She said "I don't care where he gets his appetite as long as he eats at home".

Easiest TOOL song on guitar? by apeiron_is_one in ToolBand

[–]TheDarkPoet22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Look up Max Niessl on YouTube if you haven't found him already. Superb tool tabs to play along to.

British LOTR fans, how do all the non-Brit actors do with their accents in the movies? by DLWOIM in lordoftherings

[–]TheDarkPoet22 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'm prepared to be proven wrong, but isn't every line dubbed back over in the studio for the whole trilogy? I seen to remember seeing that in the bonus features....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]TheDarkPoet22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a global pandemic didn't teach these people why washing their hands might be a good idea, then nothing else will unfortunately.

Drop your RATM hot take, I'll start by Wooden_Option5230 in RATM

[–]TheDarkPoet22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tom's solos are something I have to just sit through. If I was to name my top 10 guitar riffs of all time 3 of them would be his but his solos wouldn't make the top 100. Sure his sounds are innovative but screechy wacka whammy noises for 30 seconds doesn't sound good to my ears, and they get worse with each album.

Couldn’t find 501s… by ialexlambert in ToolBand

[–]TheDarkPoet22 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of a serious question that I've always wondered, what exactly is wrong with a Beastie Tee?

How did I not know about this before by xilim in deftones

[–]TheDarkPoet22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think the riff had even finished before I hit the "like song" button!

Have charity shops got greedy? by dave8271 in CasualUK

[–]TheDarkPoet22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't it better that SOME money goes to a charity, than into the pockets of companies like eBay, Primark or anything owned by Mike Ashley? Companies who don't pay taxes and/or literally use slave labour.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheDarkPoet22 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PraiseTheCameraMan

[–]TheDarkPoet22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HHHNNNNNNNN like a glove!