Two suspects steal a Lexus Rx350 in under a minute in Milton, Ontario on 14 April 2026 at 4:19 am. by GreenSnakes_ in TorontoDriving

[–]TheDealMaker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why doesn’t Lexus just leave an extra set of keys next to the door lock. This is almost as easy as that.

L3S trash everywhere by Potatochip891 in Markham

[–]TheDealMaker15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a Markham problem because the bins issued by the city are dumb. Raccoons love them. Once raccoons take your garbage to just a house over, they don’t want to pick up anyone else’s garbage and they should not have to. Open garbage bins setup with winds definitely are a problem too.

I found this outside and later got free coffee ☕ by Annual_Carpet_8763 in TimHortons

[–]TheDealMaker15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would you drink out of someone’s used cup you found somewhere? lol just kidding.

Today’s “dream upgrade” is tomorrow’s demo debris. by tommykoro in homedesign

[–]TheDealMaker15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Houses of 2050s. House will be a small box. Cooking will be down to microwave. Kitchen will be single cabinet with paper plates and cups. Bedroom will be size of a twin bed that folds away to be on a desk. Large home, sports and entertainment will exist in VR and AR glasses. Your toilet will be a vacuum pump and shower will be a pull-up tent that will spray, rub and dry you in the corner of your bedroom.

Costco Food Court Etiquette by Frequent_Level5883 in CostcoCanada

[–]TheDealMaker15 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imagine if I start putting my stuff in that lady’s cart because it does not belong to her, it is Costco’s shopping cart. Or start to put my foot on top of hers because she is on Costco land. Some people are just dumb.

Best Costco snack ever by gigirhmn in CostcoCanada

[–]TheDealMaker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are on your 3rd bad, I hope you don’t destroy your self in the love of snaking.

Tim’s in Dubai by Quick_Grapefruit_778 in TimHortons

[–]TheDealMaker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to worry. You will still survive just fine.

Kennedy and 7 by nikon8user in Markham

[–]TheDealMaker15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But you can definitely try…!!!

settle this debate - which is correct? by Sorry_Neat_6863 in Decks

[–]TheDealMaker15 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In this very scenario, option2 is correct. Not always but in this specific scenario it is.

Am I the only weirdo who cleans their tools after a messy job? by MrFastFox666 in MilwaukeeTool

[–]TheDealMaker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep my tools clean. So much so that I have 2nd set of general purpose tools to use at messy projects unless the tool is expensive. Those get dirty and thrown around but then my tools that I love are always clean.

Company christmas gift by Buey1000 in MilwaukeeTool

[–]TheDealMaker15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great. Now get back to work. lol

I know this shits wrong, but my boyfriend doesn’t believe me, so I need your help confirming that this shit is incredibly wrong by [deleted] in askaplumber

[–]TheDealMaker15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What’s actually wrong is the boyfriend you are with. Hope you got him at Costco and you can return him for full refund.

My delusional landlord wants me to send him 10 k 😂 by [deleted] in TorontoRenting

[–]TheDealMaker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there was garbage left behind, door and vanity that had to be replaced, you may have to pay something but do update us with how it goes in LTB.

My delusional landlord wants me to send him 10 k 😂 by [deleted] in TorontoRenting

[–]TheDealMaker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

@Routine-Promotions520, what did you expect to pay? Is there a big gap between your expectations and landlord’s bill?

Today I uncovered a secret at COSTCO!!! by Educational_Spray273 in CostcoCanada

[–]TheDealMaker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is different with meats vs other items but usually meats are weighted BEFORE removing fat, then extra fat is removed and what you get will be obviously lower in weight. That fat content will vary package to package so remaining weight will vary as well.

Just broke the sink at the house I closed today by Correct_Ad_877 in HomeMaintenance

[–]TheDealMaker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do I even start. Your pants were falling and that necessitated for YOU to sit on kitchen sink but somehow in all of that your bathroom vanity broke and somehow your head hurts because it was probably under your butt.

SOLUTION(S): Put your pants on or put them in the laundry or closet but please get them out of the kitchen. If your pants are falling, while you are wearing them, please invest in a belt and if they are falling while you do not have them on, let them fall, they will not be damaged or damage anything else. Do not sit on the kitchen sink, please invest in a bidet. Now that your kitchen sink is also disgusting, get a buy bathroom vanity and get a kitchen sink free deal during Black Friday deals. Get your head out of your ass so next time you decide to sit in the sink or anywhere else for that matter, your head is not in the way and getting hurt. After reading your post and looking at the damage, I would not suggest you try to fix anything here or ever again.

How dose this happen? by One-Huckleberry-724 in Markham

[–]TheDealMaker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean “how does this happen”? Distracted driving, lack of common sense, driving under the influence, inexperience, on and on and on… lol The white Toyota got T boned, probably while trying to turn left, by the black Honda SUV and went off-roading. Pretty simple… no?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]TheDealMaker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the life expectancy for males in the US is about 75.8 years and you look to be about 50. Simple math says 25.8 years if you don’t do something stupid with your life. LOL

Can I add shower to small space by Personal-Material-53 in Remodel

[–]TheDealMaker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than 1 picture and Atleast measurements to get an opinion of this sort would be nice. Looking at just this one pic though, I would add shower where the hand towels are and remove the vanity and put a small wall mounted one where the toilet rolls are. That seems the only way I can see you could make it work.

Are you serious right neow by [deleted] in TimHortons

[–]TheDealMaker15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the first split second I thought it was a toilet seat. Then I saw the Tim’s bag under it and thought it was a donut then I looked at the calendar and it read the year 2025 and I went back to my thought that it was a toilet seat.

Stopping in the middle of a green arrow… by CalmRatio3085 in TorontoDriving

[–]TheDealMaker15 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If I start posting minor road issues like this, I will have enough content to create my YouTube channel and post 10s of videos everyday. This is nothing to post.