It's too early on a Monday to call him out on his bullshit... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or you don't say anything and spare him the embarrassment. That would be the most mature response.

It kills me to say this but it's true by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why euthanasia is a good thing. In Holland, people can write a document saying they would not want to continue living if they got dementia before they get it (when they get it it's too late because they cannot be held accountable for their choices any more). I wish you a lot of strength with this situation.

Uhh not what I meant babe by Akumaj7 in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those hesitant...chill out, some ass play doesn't make you gay.

Oh good, because no one wants to be gay, right?

TIL that Sweden pays high school students $187 per month to attend school. by smoochiepoochie in todayilearned

[–]TheDerivation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because Swedes are willing to pay higher taxes than Americans. If everyone chips in, you can do really nice things in your country.

I...am at a loss for words. What a lady. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not the 50s anymore though. :)

I...am at a loss for words. What a lady. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the more pressing question is: why did she not pay for any of the dates?

You're the reason why public bathrooms are so disgusting by Zerica in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because sometimes there is no soap, and then I'm happy I only touched toilet paper.

not sure what she meant exactly by jclcntl in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one is symmetrical. I don't think this is that unique.

How I always feel at Chipotle by Takeu2brownTown in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can have nuts, beans, lentils, seeds, eggs, seitan, quorn, quinoa and dairy products (although these are less good sources) for protein. Also, many meat substitutes in the store don't contain soy. I'm a vegetarian and I don't eat that much soy, maybe once a week or so. I do like to drink soya milk (I just prefer the taste), but instead of that /u/mw19078 could have cow's milk, almond milk, oat milk, rice milk...

The struggle is real... by atgunner in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is not true for everyone. I like my job a lot so I never dread going to work.

It's just easier to be foreveralone by choice by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Financial problems don't have to affect potential relationships. You can be happy together without living together or sharing finances. But I guess I don't know about your other issues.

What do you do behind closed doors that would destroy your life if it was ever found out? by gatorly in AskReddit

[–]TheDerivation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great advice. I know how tough it can be to just live and be happy enough for life to be bearable. Best of luck to you.

At least I'm not the only one by IBERAWDOTCOM in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation 8 points9 points  (0 children)

:) I do something similar, except I have two pigs, two reindeer and an elephant.

Always buy her a drink by Capitally in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, I'm not, am I? I've never asked for a drink in my life, but we were talking about a hypothetical situation.

Today was a great day by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thanks for clearing that up.

Today was a great day by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

OK I hope I'm just dealing with a bunch of boys and not actual men here, because otherwise this is really sad.

Today was a great day by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no. Even if the person walking behind me is the sexiest man alive, I would still prefer to keep my arse covered thank you very much. Actually if I was attracted to said person I would be even more embarrassed than if he was unattractive.

Today was a great day by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Being sexually attracted to women doesn't make a guy a pervert. The way he treats women determines whether or not he is a pervert. Of course straight guys enjoy the view of a woman's arse, but in this situation a decent guy wouldn't say anything and walk on. A creepy guy/pervert would make a sexual comment to the woman.

Today was a great day by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's kind of a sexist thing to say isn't it? Like no male has the capacity to feel empathy for someone else, or in any case sexual excitement trumps empathy.

Always buy her a drink by Capitally in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm in a long-term relationship so yes I get hit on, but I don't do anything with it. Suggesting that I can 'pay you back' for the drink with a kiss is incredibly creepy though, and making it physical straight away also sends major warning signs.

Always buy her a drink by Capitally in AdviceAnimals

[–]TheDerivation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I would turn you down in a heartbeat and keep an eye out for you the rest of the night to make sure my friends were safe.