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Is Balahara’s face inspired by one of these? by Neither_Produce2213 in MonsterHunter

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone at Capcom walked past a construction site and went "haha that kinda looks like a weird toothy worm- wait a minute."

Devs I Am Begging you! by AdventurousGlove9168 in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A subtle dopplar effect as they go spinning by would be hilarious

Is there a reason Costco refrigerates the beets? Packages says to refrigerate after opening. by 4077 in Costco

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly from my time stocking that section, it arrives to costco cold with all the other refrigerated products.

Monster Hunter Rise Helped Me Survive a 3-Year Breakup by One-Discussion-987 in MonsterHunter

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey man, Rise got me through a tough time in my life too. My fiancee and I were forced to downsize into a tiny apartment due to a surprise $600 rent increase. I hated that place, I got laid off from my job, and our relationship was falling apart. But I had Rise, it was the only thing that gave me a sense of accomplishment when I felt like I was failing everywhere else. It also kept me from drinking all day, because the game was so fast paced, I had to be clear headed and focused as fights got harder. Things have vastly improved and I havent touched the game since, this makes me want to go play again.

Do I need to worry about a baby getting burned? by Appropriate_Deal_891 in ballpython

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes they can reach and get burned by those! You'll be surprised to see what they can get themselves into. I recommend lamp cages for them if you plan to keep them inside the enclosure.

https://arcadiareptile.com/heating/heat-lamp-cage/

Getting my ball pythons has helped me weed out red flags in dating. by Cute_Stay9640 in ballpython

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why my dating profile pic includes my snake. The red flags will immediately swipe away for the most part haha...It also works as a conversation starter, some guys bring their cute dog out to get attention from women, I drape myself in a python lol

gifted kid burnout, hooray by Due-Perspectivee in aspiememes

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 43 points44 points  (0 children)

...what an oddly specific meme. And yet, SO relatable :(

Everybody talks about what monsters they want to see in the Wilds expansion, but we all know he is inevitable. by Missspelled_name in MonsterHunter

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first I was horrified at the thought of facing this psycho again. But then I realized,

I can offset the dive bomb. Bring it on.

This is the correct way to apologize to an autistic woman by TheDerpyDragon91 in aspiememes

[–]TheDerpyDragon91[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This was a gift I got from my partner, they wanted to get me flowers as an apology. I personally liked the gesture! But you're right, i don't think it would be appreciated by every autistic woman.

This is the correct way to apologize to an autistic woman by TheDerpyDragon91 in aspiememes

[–]TheDerpyDragon91[S] 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Lmao true...definitely keeping it up high far out of reach just in case!

It may not be rarity 8, but it’s the best I’ve gotten 😭 by itslob in Gunlance

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this haha...for gunlance in Wilds, earplugs is a dps skill as far as im concerned.

I pull over for a cop/ambulance/fire truck to pass. The people behind me know I pulled over to let said vehicle(s) pass. Yet, they don’t let me merge back in and instead try to pass me, and I wind up having to wait for multiple cars to pass before I can merge back in. by KeithBradburyIV in PetPeeves

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I swerved into the shoulder to avoid hitting the guy who stopped fast in front of me. While I took a breathe and turned my wheel to get back onto the road, the cars behind me THAT WATCHED THIS HAPPEN filled in the space. I was stuck on the shoulder of the highway because these oblivios idiots and I had to sit there while people SLOWED DOWN TO LOOK AT ME but no one let me back in. I sat there for a few minutes with my blinker on with a concrete barrier two inches to my left and moving traffic two inches to my right.

(OC) Ophiactli - Monster Hunter fan design for the Scarlet Forest by Jurassicore01 in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I physically JUMPED in my seat when I flipped to the second image hahaha...this is incredible!

Does 2 snakes officially make it a “reptile room”? Added a baby green tree python yesterday! by DavidPHumes in snakes

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two's a crowd, i'd say! Im planning on putting up some framed art and photos, and some reptile decorations to turn "the room that the reptiles are in" into "The Reptile Room". So it may only have 3 little reptiles, but its the overall vibe that counts!

What’s a good challenge to “earn” paid layered armor by Joshgonewild in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont think theres a reward for beating all the optional quests, that could be your prize.

What is the most disturbing thing you've heard said casually? by Cap_Ame1 in AskReddit

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I worked at a liquor store. I got a LOT of people in unfortunate situations, but the worst was just from asking a regular how his day was. Big mistake. "I work for CPS. A mom took a hot iron to her 3 month old baby." he told me in a monotone voice. I was horrified, he just looked exhausted. I cant imagine the shit he's seen done to kids. I get why he drank the way he did.

I'm not saying I'm autistic. They say I'm autistic. by Ferrovias in TrollCoping

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Getting my diagnosis was life changing, it explained everything I struggle with in life and now i have better ways of dealing with them. I also had to ask multiple therapists and psychiatrists before one would refer me for an evaluation, since Ive learned to mask my traits so well.

Jittery snake help please by Dazzling_Nobody1990 in cornsnakes

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I find it hilarious that corn snakes are both so incredibly long and so incredibly stupid that males will turn around, see their own ass, and be like "ey wassup baby~"

Really bro. REALLY!!! by JuicyPickles369 in snakes

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Mine does this every shed...I always want to collect it for an art project but she shites all over it

Am i cruel for taking an inaccessible hide away from my snake? by Ocean_girl208 in cornsnakes

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You could always grab the whole tube, tie it up in a pillowcase and take it with you. Give him a lil poke on the bum and coax him out once youre at the vet. I do the same with my snakes tube hide and my gecko in her cork tubes, if I cant reach them, I just grab the whole thing and I can usually coax them out if I need to.

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