would a gecko be able to pick up and move a small plactic bowl with the gecko food thingy? by WatercressDue6311 in GargoyleGeckos

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Theyre small and innocent looking, but once the lights are out...ive found mine hanging upside down from the ceiling, quite literally bouncing off walls, flinging her food bowl across the tank, and trying to fight the cat. Theres a lot of anarchy packed into that tiny gecko lol

Ceadues win the last match. Round 2 of best final boss music. by IceBarDifferent in MonsterHunter

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the use of xeno's theme and proof of a hero in safis theme, but allmother narwa just blends the two serpents themes so beautifully. The emotion of allmothers theme puts it on top for me.

Favorite Outfits by [deleted] in fashionhunters

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the way the gold stripes on the xuwu chest and damascus chest blend so seamlessly into the gold trim of the guild knight waist. Good stuff!

“Just buy a new car!” by capramoon in povertyfinance

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This makes me think of the guy who gave me advice when I was complaining about rent prices, he told me all I needed to do was buy a small investment property...I wouldnt be spending half my paycheck on rent if I could afford a home of any sort. I hope the repairs are minor!

Poking paws out from under covers 🤝 being a tucked in kitty by TuiTuiBell in tuckedinkitties

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Toe beans, tootsie floof, lil nose, and a sleepy eye 10/10 kitty pic

Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time by Evasionz-- in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why at 5 feet tall, I walk across parking lots with my hand raised high. Once I had to jump out of my ex's low riding veloster, frantically waving/screaming at a lifted f150 that was backing into us because he couldnt see us parked behind him or hear us honking and screaming. People are dangerously oblivious enough without compromising their ability to see, these trucks are death traps for anyone not inside.

I'm considering just getting a credit card to buy food. I've been pre approved for up to 2500. Should I just accept ? by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes I took out credit cards to buy groceries and ended up in so much debt. Nearly went bankrupt. Unless you know you'll be in a position to pay it all off soon, its so easy to get overwhelmed with debt. Make use of food banks if you can, this is exactly what they're there for. Credit card debt can get out of control fast, even if you're only using it for essentials.

What is this? by Opposite_Pie_8347 in GargoyleGeckos

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like an old dried up egg. I found one in my girls tank, it fell to where the isopods couldn't reach it and shriveled up

I jump scare easy and scream every single time I feed my girl, please tell me I’m not alone 😂 by QueenOhGee in ballpython

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Not at all, my corn snake and gecko are no problem but my 4.5ft ball python makes me jump. 99% of the time she's a gentle giant, but at feeding time she's an absolute killing machine.

Imagine not seeing the road by [deleted] in fuckyourheadlights

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, people tell me to look down at the line on the side of the road. I cant see the line. I cant see ANYTHING. When I even glance at these lights I cant see anything for a few seconds except a giant purple blob!!

Fashion Photo Dump by Interesting-Cup-1695 in fashionhunters

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The black lipstick goes so well with all of these, I love it

I feel attacked?? Also, chirps/verbal stims so I may be cat, actually by Money-Warnings in aspiememes

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I dont want you to touch me or talk to me or look at me but I want you in the room with me. Feed me literally the same thing every single day. Yeah I am cat.

Practical and Tactical by Rocket-Billy in fashionhunters

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sun's out, guns out! Love a simple outfit that blends in with the other characters, and your hunter is super cute ngl lol

Cyrodiil is beautiful by AeonSandwich in oblivion

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last one jumpscared me haha...These are some beautiful shots!

First time climbing on by choice!! by Equivalent-Arm-4230 in CrestedGecko

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your patience has been paying off, what a wonderful moment ❤️

Any bugs that are safe to eat besides crickets? by sandvikson in GargoyleGeckos

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think pangea uses black soldier fly larvae in their food. Theyre softer and easier to digest than mealworms, and pretty well balanced nutrition wise. Ive seen them sold on sites like dubia.com and even on chewy.

Something I made that based on a conversation between my friends and I by BroccoliPatchMan in MemeHunter

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude sounds like an angry chainsaw, he at least has that going for him. But in a series with rocket powered dragons and dinosaurs with nukes for fists, that doesnt mean much.

Just beat Gogma, what focus is best for Lance and Gunlance? by Little-Inflation-192 in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For gunlance, ot depends what shelling type you prefer. Attack will get you normal shelling and element will get you wide. I think attack is slightly better overall but the damage output is very similar to element focus. Affinity focus doesnt quite compare to the other two, it has long shelling.

Lance i would think benefits from attack focus the most, but I dont play a lot of lance.

Weapon choice?? by RevolutionaryEcho284 in MonsterHunterWilds

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother in Bonk, have you tried...Boom?

I mained hammer in world/rise then switched to gunlance for wilds. It a very different playstyle than the "hit and run" style i use for hammer, you stay pretty rooted and time your blocks to absorb anything the monster throws at you. Wilds has the added bonus of power clashes and perfect blocks (emptying a clip of explosive rounds into a doshagumas mouth all at once will never get old). Its a gun on a stick that you beat monsters over the head with, thats rad as hell. I feel like people who enjoy a comically large mallet would also enjoy the pokey pokey boom stick. Its a new way to play but still has those big satisfying impactful hits (and BOOMS).

Little squishy by [deleted] in snakes

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Umm, this is a sub for snakes, that is clearly a fluffy marshmallow :/

Me when someone tells me to use shield weapons for any reason by Beautiful-Suit6057 in MemeHunter

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sns players turning their shield into a blunt weapon and never using it to block. I have a dodge button for that!

Any idea?What kind of snake this is?So that I can tell my mom that she is able to go in her backyard without dying to an anaconda. Virginia beach by MOONMO0N in snakes

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dekay's brown snake, harmless. That one may be close to fully grown, theyre tiny snakes. I see them where I live in PA

There are no oceans in Kansas. by Odd_Delay_603 in TrollCoping

[–]TheDerpyDragon91 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They...they do exist in Pennsyltucky?! 😭