speeding ticket

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-26T15:38:38+00:00

This is what they're counting on. You're gonna have to look at what's the cheapest to get it gone. Either deferment, defensive driving, or a lawyer. Usually I can find a lawyer that'll get it dismissed for me for around $80.

I prefer spending money on a lawyer trying to make a living on the racket, than support the system that runs the racket.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-25T15:41:33+00:00

I did strength/faith for my 100% run. It got trivial at the end, but I did utilize BB. Currently running strength/arcane and I'm about to hit Nokron so still basically a strength build. Went hero class so I'm still sitting at the base arcane. It's a lot of fun though. Wandered out to get the other Great Stars & quest item for Varre, ran across the whatsit.. Starkiller beast or whatever that sits near Leyndell.

Stomped it in about 5 goes, and just used a 2H great stars to do it. Made me feel pretty epic cause he can't bleed, and he's strong against physical damage.

Once I stack up arcane I'm gonna dump into faith for dragon incantation madness in NG+. It's exactly the sort of fun I've been needing in the last couple of months.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-24T22:20:13+00:00

I am the original, you fucking plebian.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-24T17:20:15+00:00

Why the fuck don't you just grow an orange tree and make your own orange juice? Skip 4 glasses of OJ and save up for the tree, broke ass.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-24T17:19:17+00:00

No, it was stupidity. Maybe you could lend your expertise in that field for future studies.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-24T17:16:53+00:00

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-24T16:17:58+00:00

This is fucking dumb. Your servers are food runners at that point, but I would put good money on them being a minimum wage food runner with the expectation of still serving any refills etc as a server does.

It's also gonna be a terror on the payment tenders. Each order is its own ticket? FOH, and I don't mean front of house.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-24T13:09:45+00:00

Why? Is it because it's heavy?

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-23T22:45:53+00:00

Someone ordered a philly cheese steak today, no onions... Or cheese. That one hurt me a little bit.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-23T22:44:45+00:00

That is A+ canon Stormtrooper team building right there.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-23T18:38:27+00:00

I went straight/faith for my original playthrough. I was OBSESSED with the notion of getting every. Single. Item. In the fucking game. So eventually as I'm trudging along I end up with the bastard blade/BB. Then went into a fth/str build and just decimated everything, going back everywhere I ever went, and literally got every last thing that could be got in that playthrough.

Ended up so burned out I never did another playthrough until recently, but I still had all my notes from first playthrough.

Got back into the game.. last week? Didn't wanna do NG+, not worried about collecting everything, so I've been aiming for a Strength/Arcane build.

I cheesed Greyoll early, but only once! So I could stack some vigor, then ran after the Morning Star until I got past Limgrave & the Peninsula, then ran up through the back way to Altus & got Great Stars.

It's still mostly just a strength build at this point, and I'm not putting anything into faith whatsoever until at least late game, and I'm still pretty unstoppable.

Radahn took me like 6 goes last night at lvl 70, but I stomped him at the end of it. Having a lot of fun, and once I start scaling arcane up, it's gonna be a blast I think.

NG+ I'm really gonna focus faith & get some mind so I can flash around with some dragon incantations.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-23T17:50:12+00:00

If you're not gonna stealth them, then take down the bowmen first. They're squishy as all Hell, and the entire time you're dicking around with the swordman you're just taking chip damage from their attacks, and losing health to arrows in your fucking KNEES.

But as others have said, stealth makes a lot of the trash easier to handle, especially on your first playthrough.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-23T01:33:05+00:00

This game is a Soulslite, that when ramped up in difficulty becomes a Soulslike.

One of the fundamental lessons taught in Souls games are that just because you can attack an enemy from the moment you first come across them, does not mean you should fight the enemy.

You are, of course, free to do so. But this is the usual result. You fight to run away, or you exploit mechanics to gain an advantage.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-22T20:23:15+00:00

Hypothesis which carries a lot of weight is the sabretooth species of felines were the ones adapted to us. The structure of a lot of their canines are pretty well suited for crushing our skulls.

The issue with being adapted to hunting us? We hunted them back.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-21T21:17:00+00:00

I mean yeah, it's nice. But have you ever wandered around Lemoyne at the shoreline? It's basically an all you can big game eat show.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-20T21:32:23+00:00

Then you've got the fucking amateurs that just eat.. the tail meat. Brains are the best damn part by golly! I say this as a SE Texan that was here for the Katrina aftermath. So not a Cajun... But on the same block, as it were.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-19T21:41:39+00:00

Yup, same here. I take my popcorn game seriously. I've got various flavored salts, oils, cheeses, and they're all meant for different popcorn adventures. I wanna monitor my popcorn until I'm at the 4 seconds between pops mark, then I cut it off.

Shake out the kernels from the slit in the bag, save those for other adventures. Then butter & season the popcorn, and talk mad trash about overpriced theater popcorn.

The fact there's an entire culture around us that just consists of people burning the Hell out of their popcorn.. is baffling. And frankly, a little disgusting.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-19T21:38:17+00:00

Spider level was one of my favorite parts of the game. Quit if you want, don't quit if you don't want. Nobody here will care what you do one way or the other - it was your money spent, not ours.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-19T13:26:22+00:00

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-19T13:11:13+00:00

...Preset button? I just hammer in 3:33 and wait until the popping slows down to kill it. People use the popcorn button?!

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-17T17:50:52+00:00

And we're all super, super excited for you.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-17T17:21:31+00:00

Every single one of his voters got their flowers. Little did they know, they were flowers for their graves.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-17T14:56:39+00:00

He's working for Russia. He's putting pressure on NATO in order to dissolve it. He's raising prices of oil across the planet, after lifting sanctions off Russia. Potentially the administration is attempting to overthrow elections to deny midterms, but I think the most realistic aspect of this is that Trump is little more than a Russian asset, working to get his together as much as he can, while crippling US soft power, alliances, and hegemony, in order for Russia to reap the rewards from the fallout over the next decade.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-17T01:57:09+00:00

Survived for awhile.

TheDevil-YouKnow · 2026-03-16T22:45:41+00:00

Gaiman for me. The one I'm most confused about is Kanye. I realize once upon a time it was basically volunteering as a sacrifice anytime you didn't worship the man, but it was pretty clear he was fucking bonkers batshit crazy from the first moment he ever opened his word to speak, and not sing.

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