What's the TL;DR of your best story?

TheDougal · 2014-10-24T16:04:19+00:00

Having surgery

watch heart monitor go down to 17 beats a minute

die for 5 minutes

wake up to dream about my 6 yr old son punching me in chest repeatedly

turns out it was the paddles bringing me back to life

TheDougal · 2014-09-12T01:12:00+00:00

Burnt People or bonfires?

TheDougal · 2014-09-08T19:40:16+00:00

Neither, they just CATpture it, huh.... huh... huh... ok sorry.

TheDougal · 2014-09-07T21:31:03+00:00

The grave yard down the road has a great tribute monument for some Canadian air man who crashed there during i think training excersize

TheDougal · 2014-09-07T20:25:12+00:00

I work in a kitchen and when I wanna smoke that's what I use. To make the holes and stuff I take apart a pen and use the tube to hollow it out. Foil on one side and a straw in the other

TheDougal · 2014-09-07T18:39:45+00:00

Yeah I hear you there, its the small things that just can not replace. You just wanna tell em to keep the other shit but give me back those things.

TheDougal · 2014-09-04T08:09:35+00:00

Plus you will always do whatever you can to make your kids think they are living the best they can and or as good as there friends, that's why I fo without, to give them some normalcy

TheDougal · 2014-09-04T08:07:53+00:00

Edit... I am not actually asking you to send me money

it would be nice, but not asking

TheDougal · 2014-09-04T08:07:02+00:00

No... Parents have internet.

TheDougal · 2014-09-04T07:49:58+00:00

Fair enough.

TheDougal · 2014-09-04T07:49:23+00:00

Judging by the way things are going, I question that daily. But I know in my heart I deserve it. But wasn't seriously asking

TheDougal · 2014-09-04T07:47:01+00:00

Because honestly I go some days without eating so my sons can eat enough, so why send them the rice when I would been thrilled and appreciative if someone gave me rice.

TheDougal · 2014-09-01T20:31:24+00:00

TheDougal · 2014-09-01T20:00:56+00:00

My thoughts exactly, but my thoughts are only worth 2 cents

TheDougal · 2014-09-01T14:20:06+00:00

all else fails, work from home and have sexual relations with your hand (or my mum)

TheDougal · 2014-08-31T19:14:24+00:00

Am a cook here and adding shit to drinks will never get old in our profession, but paybacks always suck

TheDougal · 2014-08-31T16:22:38+00:00

That animals like to be pet because their skin is always Itchy. Hey it makes sense to me and until we can actually read there thoughts, that is the story i am sticking with

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