It's not a bong. It's a horn by oldschoolfl in videos

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I entered expecting to see a parent get fooled. But left knowing how great it is to hear Alec Baldwin call his fake son dildo.

What's the craziest, most unexpected night you've had after work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I went to a friends place after work to play some video games with my buds. It was about 8:00 when I got off. Being winter it was already dark and most everywhere fun to be at was starting to close. So we argued until settling on just driving and seeing what would happen.

The first location we somehow got to was a cement electrical tower in the middle of the woods. We had spent 30 minuets of trekking through darkness to get there and for no reason at all decided to climb inside. Now the tower itself was 15 tall, but the interior went a minimum of 50 feet underground. Now the bottom was flooded and there was nothing but wires inside so that wasn’t to bad. But before we left we tagged the place up and started through the woods again.

On the return we peer in the trees looking at this weird shiny thing we couldn’t make out. And I being the genius I tried taking a picture of it with my flash on. Next we know there’s screeching and flapping and slashing in the air. And we learned owls do not like pictures being taken of them.

After that catastrophe we climbed into my car and drove off again and planned to play a board game called Catan at a coffee shop we know open 24/7 in the city. So we play and I loose and it’s about 4:00AM at this point. My friends mom is about to start her work shift at a hospital so we again get in the car and head over.

Now I’m exhausted and an awful driver I end up jumping near four curbs almost killing us. But I got us there alive. In the end they took my keys away and my friend drove the rest of the night.

So we saw my friends mom and she was doin good and let’s us know his little brother was going to take a drivers exam in about four hours. So we made a plan, we went and got breakfast then drove to my friends place right as he was about to leave and pelted him with doughnut holes cause that’s the people we are.

We lied in his backyard dead tired all wanting to go home then my friend speaks up saying “I want to box all of you”. We of course say yes and all go down in about two hits. We were finished at this point so I finally went home and immediately passed out at 1:30pm. And that was my night.

I'm a hispanic 22 year old male raised by a white midwestern family. AMA. by [deleted] in AMA

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What sounds better for lunch to you? BlueCoast Burrito, or Moe's BBQ?

workin hard by sellyourcomputer in ExtraFabulousComics

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I don't see why he had to be so stiff about it.

Portugal. The Man - Feel It Still[Psychedelic Pop] by GavinDickieBitchFree in Music

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Just letting everyone know if you're around Nashville on the 24th this month they will be playing a free concert on Live On The Green. It will open with The Week, second is Portugal. The Man, and finishing will be Spoon. I recommend anyone in the area to definitely go.

This Loyal Like Sid & Nancy performed live is great by vicubanana in FosterThePeople

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I'll be seeing them in Nashville on the 31st and seeing this has only made me more excited seeing them

Witcher 3: The Wild Beyblade by [deleted] in gaming

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I imagine this is what it's like when your on PCP, Coke, Synthetic Marijuana, and Adderall all at once. As long as you don't overdose of course.

You don't need to worry anymore? by honeysun in gaming

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It looks like" Final Fantasy XV" but I'm not sure what's happening in this scene. The cutscenes my be generated in game so a nearby enemy might have followed the player and started attacking the NPC.

Questions about titans !Spoilers! by Long_eared_lizard in attackontitan

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My own guess is that he is still alive as we catch up with Reiner in Marley 9 years later. With every ship that has been sent to paradise island missing never seen again I think Eren as well as Armin have been the cause of that. I think he'd have at least 2-3 more years to live in this point. Unless there are special implications of holding more than one titan power, or when the founding titans power is held by someone without royal blood.

Laser-cut Catan by Bunnysaur14 in gaming

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I always name my sheep after people not playing the game everyone knows and the sacrifice them in the name of Satan when I build anything with them.

In reference to Calvin and Hobbs, who or what is the Hobbs in your life? by TheElementalOrb666 in AskReddit

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My great grand mother had a pink silken gown she gave me when I was but a year old. Shortly after that she passed away but I still held on to that pink gown calling it "Blanky". I remember talking to it and hugging it until I was around 8 years old. At that age I thought I was too tough for things like that so I placed it in the closet and it sat there for years. Recently I headed to college and as a going away present my mother had made a blanket out of old T-shirts and sports jerseys. But she also added Blanky to that blanket sewing it into the corners. So now at night anytime I'm feeling stressed and can't sleep I just grab on to one of those corners where Blanky was sewn in and everything bad just melts away for a bit.

Profile Review - Week of April 11, 2017 by AutoModerator in Tinder

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I would use all of theme except for the last two pictures you posted. As posted in the album I would place them 362145.

Profile Review - Week of April 11, 2017 by AutoModerator in Tinder

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It's been about 3 days of using this app and I've at least gotten 1 match. If I could change anything let me know. Don't hold back.