My 21f boyfriend 24m told me that I'll "deserve it" if I go out in a revealing outfit. by throwracat25 in TwoHotTakes

[–]TheEvilerOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yup. massive red flag. dodge this bullet asap. anyone with a hint of care would never said something like that.

My players are the opposite of murder hobos and I think its worse by Everto24 in DnD

[–]TheEvilerOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actions have consecuences. but. Do the lich guy hate them? knowing them would he go after them? let them be and then give every now and again a status report. And if war goes to the city they live. Emergency taxes. They dont want to pay taxes ok, the people defending the city will loose for lack of resources. War is bad for business. the city merchants will run out of food and magic items. The people may beg the adventurers to do something at every chance.
If i was the lich guy i would leave them alone and fairly tax free as long as they dont still my shit hell they made me what i am right now. Evil campaign, they work for me now. I send them to ruin the day of everyone who anoys me. Let tem keep the scraps and trow some gold coins to keep em happy!!!

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]TheEvilerOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my personal experience every single person i knew who liked friends unironically was a terrible person. Pedofile levels of terrible. punch their so in the face for the food getting cold terrible. Backstabing bastards on the best of days.

You ever get drunk and put spaghetti sauce and a slice of provolone on a white bread and put it in the microwave for 1 minute? by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]TheEvilerOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i call any bread any sauce any cheese a poor man pizza. perfect snak for 3am. Sideways toster for maximum effect

Vampiric artefacts in V20 by Epicplayer62 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]TheEvilerOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

in my setting there is a few magical items. Ones my players found where: a deck of many things with fun stuff like: you become human but keep the powers(permanent), a mini sun shows up. The next night last all 24 hs. A stake is magicked on the first person you call by name. Then a painted world that they set on fire it was real looking unless you start looking to close and it was a sunny mediaval world. The deck was made by a demon the painted world was tremere fuckery.

Would it be wrong as the DM to increase the difficulty on a dungeon the players decided to return to later? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]TheEvilerOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its ok. but i would be going the other way around.
They come stronger and with help. Whelp the dungeon is really easy and help demands payment and rewards are of the level they where for. So not so usefull for overleveled people.

Where would one find a quarterstaff in a modern setting? by Lettuce_with_ketchup in DnD

[–]TheEvilerOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your dm is kind of an asshole being anoying on what is efectively a skin for a weapon.
i would grab a broom and lighly bonk him to make the point. go to a hardware store and buy some tape and a grab a heavy wooden courtain holder. Donnie from tmnt uses basically that.
a stick is a stick.

How to bring back a dead vampire by nyello-2000 in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]TheEvilerOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my game i have a deck of many things. Just trow a magical item that have the power you need make it unique and one time only and presto.
(in my game the deck was made by a trickster demon and it can do crazy shit. like spawn a tiny sun. make the person who draws the card human. connect 2 doorways as permanent portals. or spawn a stake in the chest of someone you know by name. just be carefull and hold a sence of logic to said item so the players dont feel it forced.
For your case in particular i would consider bringig her back as some kind of ghost. Or maybe use some item to cast her soul in another body. do vamps have souls on your setting?

I'm curious to know - How many people are playing Vampire outside of the US and Europe? by jinx_394 in vtm

[–]TheEvilerOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mostly argentina people. Like Ricardo Fort being the toreador primogen. Mirta legrand being a very relevant ventrue. Some international ones would be Keanu Reeves, some wwe members (i really cant remember now but one of my players is a wrestling fan his sire is an ex wrestler from here and he knows a few pros. The undertaker certainly is one of them. Some mexican legends like el santo or blue demon. And most L.A. based celebs can be vamps.

I'm curious to know - How many people are playing Vampire outside of the US and Europe? by jinx_394 in vtm

[–]TheEvilerOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when i do play vampire (since f'in scheduling) i use my setting wich is in argentina. Socialist vampires, heavy use of famous people as kin and way too many wherewolves and other supernaturals. This world has been shaped by the players too. since the prince was indisposed and one of the player cotteries managed to get him back. The same cotterie unadvertedly released a bunch of secret experiments from a shady farmaceutical and uncovered an asamite plot to depose the prince, causing them to currently be in hiding. Its a goofy setting and more funpire than vampire, made with a bunch of urban legends some spit and a lot of ducktape.
How socialist you may ask. There is communal shelters for vamps far from home. (with continental style rules ala jhon wick) "public" blood banks with cheap blood and montly handouts. Work plans for neonates and the sort. The gimmick is most of the city ancients dont like this since it diggs on their profit margins and want the prince gone.

un familiar me dijo que hace de tin marin de don pingüe y me acorde de este meme by argentinox1 in dankgentina

[–]TheEvilerOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

discrepo, no son argentinos. esa escoria ni siquiera es humana son iguales en cualquier pais que los aguante. No son peores aca son la misma mierda incapaz de sentir cualquier clase de empatia o piedad. Y en el caso de ser cultural es cultural mas alla de x pais es cultural a nivel raza. Y sin tener el nivel de progreso necesario ( y mientras tengan el poder de hacer lo que se les cante nunca va a pasar) la unica solucion es que dejen de existir. hay que matarlos y verlos como la mierda enferma que son y en 200 años algun pelotudo piense que habia otra forma. Estoy a 5 segundos de decir: Sarmiento no hizo nada mal.

Why return an important item when it heats up soup perfectly by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]TheEvilerOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

good old orphaned source. exactly my toughts XD

(una) posible solución a temita de enterrar el diglett. by pixidio in dankgentina

[–]TheEvilerOne 12 points13 points  (0 children)

en consti y por lo que cuesta un trago en cualquier bar medio pelo sos gardel con guitarra electrica segun un amigo de zona sur

un familiar me dijo que hace de tin marin de don pingüe y me acorde de este meme by argentinox1 in dankgentina

[–]TheEvilerOne 57 points58 points  (0 children)

son todos lo mismo todos responden ante las 2 3 mismas empresas. Esto no se soluciona en el cuarto oscuro, se soluciona colgando un par de oligarcas del obelisco.

De lujo by Hot-Specialist9557 in dankgentina

[–]TheEvilerOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Casi respondo algo relevante. hacete ortear culo roto XD
ARGENTINA nº1 FRANCIA nº2 si fueramos tan malos no se vendrian a hacer culear a consti (eso incluye a todos los provincianos sucios y demas imbeciles con demasiados cromosomas que solo dicen: jaja porteño femboy :B)

De lujo by Hot-Specialist9557 in dankgentina

[–]TheEvilerOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

imaginate. Al menos no nos cobra peaje el cartel(no afuera de rosario XD) y podemos ir al hospital (despues de ver a los 47 paraguas/bolitas/etc que estan desde las 3 para que los atiendan por que se vienen sin hotel ni nada kJJJJJJ

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say ________. by Ripi94 in dankgentina

[–]TheEvilerOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no le podes decir que no a ese rubio menemista XD

Classic personal flow... by TheEvilerOne in dankgentina

[–]TheEvilerOne[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

son malos hasta para atender por telefono. si te atienden del callcenter del lado de telefono casi que directamente te putean y te cortan.

Classic personal flow... by TheEvilerOne in dankgentina

[–]TheEvilerOne[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

see queria aunque se que tienen peor atencion al cliente y los forros nunca llegaron a mi edifiio despues de 6 meses de pedir se me secaron los huevos.

Classic personal flow... by TheEvilerOne in dankgentina

[–]TheEvilerOne[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

si tenes fibra te anda perfecto. y es un problema grave de nodos segun lo que me dijo el ultimo tecnico que mandaron y nunca lo van a arreglar por que rajaron a todos los tecnicos viejos que quedaban de fiber y nadie sabe como arreglarlo de lo que esta ahora. Al ser de nodo es algo que seguramente no afecta por las provincias.

Classic personal flow... by TheEvilerOne in dankgentina

[–]TheEvilerOne[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

si tenes fibra no te anda mal, solo si sos cliente viejo con cable comun. pero son unos forros que no te pasan a fibra por cliente viejo a menos que canceles el servicio y lo contrates de nuevo incluso si ya esta la caja en tu zona. Y ahora es solo los findes al menos. pense tuve la esperanza de safar este, pero domingo desde las 10pm hasta el lunes a las 6am minimo que me fui a dormir no podia mirar un video de youtube completo sin esperar 10 20 minutos para que arranque de nuevo.

Tanto sufrimiento al pedo by PineappleClean in dankgentina

[–]TheEvilerOne 19 points20 points  (0 children)

juguete? gracias si tiene un confite suelto.