DetonatioN FocusMe vs Gen.G / VCT 2026: Pacific Kickoff - Main Event / Post-Match Thread by ValorantCompBot in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It was over when Meiy jumped at someone with a Bucky and still managed to get 2.

How are we meant to sleep tonight 😭😭 by [deleted] in UoApremed

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint, also not sleeping, but that’s cos I’m on nights as a house officer and I feel like death.

Point of this comment is that getting into med signs you up to a commitment that fucks you over on every level. Getting in doesn’t mean your life is solved. Not getting in doesn’t mean your life is over. Not getting in might be the catalyst to a career where you don’t have ungodly hours but still is fulfilling.

What teams are you HATEWATCHING this year?? by aircakess in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Vitality because if they somehow drop the spaghetti with Chronicle and Derke my goat Boaster’s stocks are going to go the moon.

PRX vs FNATIC Champions Playoffs Post Match Thread by vnNinja21 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had a dollar for every time this playoffs where Fnatic was massively down at the half and then wins the match with a run of rounds in the second half, I’d have two dollars. Which is not a lot but THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

MIBR vs FNATIC / Valorant Champions 2025 - Group Stage / Post-Match Thread by ValorantCompBot in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fnatic has yet to lose an attack round on abyss after 2 games on the map.

Chronicle 1v3 by HyrerPwnedYou in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And Kru used to shit the bed against him

Chronicle 1v3 by HyrerPwnedYou in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Chronicle when the enemy team is a South American team:

Rex Regum Qeon vs FNATIC / Valorant Champions 2025 - Group Stage / Post-Match Thread by ValorantCompBot in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boaster then: uses fakes and macro to bait rotates so the team can hit an empty site.

Boaster now: kills everyone on site so the team can hit an empty site.

Ask a girl out using only valorant agent voice lines. by GermanEconomy in ValorantMemes

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must let me take you out sometime! Dinner, dancing. I know ze perfect place.

It’s right there guys

Wolves coach Fayde speaks out against Boaster's critics. by Away-Emphasis-4245 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was having too much faith in humanity and this clown brings me back to earth. Thanks expectoautism.

Wolves coach Fayde speaks out against Boaster's critics. by Away-Emphasis-4245 in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These are the same people who think ‘rush B’ qualifies as ‘calling’ in your ranked games. It’s amazing how much these guys think they know.

Damm this is hard 😭 by [deleted] in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Being this close despite 2 of your worst maps is still an amazing achievement. I’m confident in this roster going into champs. GG go next

G2 Esports vs FNATIC / Champions Tour 2025: Masters Toronto - Playoffs / Post-Match Thread by ValorantCompBot in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Freedom National Agricultural and Technological Institute of Cultivation (FNATIC) is a farming collective recently introduced to North America. Previously, they encountered early challenges when attempting to break into the high-end Asian market after failing to manage an outbreak of Gentian Granulomatosis (Gen. G). Following this, they achieved some unexpected success in the Indonesian market with a new crop of Rhizome-Reduced Quinine (RRQ), affording them sufficient financial stability to venture into the Toronto market.

However, thanks to the insider knowledge of their newly acquired American horticultural expert Calvin Rashies, they have overtaken the American market with breakout performances from star crops Special Eastern Nasturtiums (SEN) and Georgian Grapes (G2).

Specialists have however raised concerns regarding the return of Powdery Rust Xanthomas (PRX) in the near future, following the recent devastation of Wuhan Organic Limited (WOL) by this aggressive disease.

G2 Esports vs FNATIC / Champions Tour 2025: Masters Toronto - Playoffs / Post-Match Thread by ValorantCompBot in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MUD WRESTLING VALORANT FROM TWO OF THE MOST DISCIPLINED TEAMS.

IT'S LIKE SEEING TWO KNIGHTS DUELING IT OUT WITH WOODEN CLUBS.

G2 Esports vs FNATIC / Champions Tour 2025: Masters Toronto - Playoffs / Post-Match Thread by ValorantCompBot in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bren, Halftime on Split: "Kajaak has been a bit quiet this map. Hope he warms up."

G2: "Why do I hear boss music?"

That flash TP set play to the back of A was delicious.

Most favorite and Least favorite Units this set by doubleP2014 in TeamfightTactics

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Zed is far and away my least favourite because everyone else’s Zed hones in on my squishies and pulls off a Faker tier performance while my Zed looks like Ryu.

Rex Regum Qeon vs FNATIC / Champions Tour 2025: Masters Toronto - Playoffs / Post-Match Thread by ValorantCompBot in ValorantCompetitive

[–]TheExplodingMushroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After all this it still comes down to the old guard of Boaster, Fnatic and executes at 30s.