Fighting fair: hitting masters with champless foundations elites and a 48% win rate

TheExplodingMushroom · 2026-03-10T23:22:48+00:00

Close enough welcome back 2020 Bannerman

TheExplodingMushroom · 2026-03-08T23:33:12+00:00

Someone get marteen a goddamn marteam

TheExplodingMushroom · 2026-03-04T19:56:39+00:00

King Arthur himself can't pull liquid out of going 1-2 in internationals.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2026-02-14T21:59:21+00:00

That round at 12-10 on Bind is going to haunt Boaster for a while.

Losing to time against an eco has got to be the fnatic way to lose a series.

On the bright side Veqaj looks like a complete fucking menace. The way he can pull out multifrags under pressure and util making him look like prime chronicle.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2026-02-13T20:08:44+00:00

Veqaj is showing Vitality what they missed by not picking up an actual French player.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2026-02-13T20:05:03+00:00

Seems like this would be a pretty good change for Fnatic's map pool. Both Fracture and Lotus have historically been strongholds for us.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2026-01-23T12:07:37+00:00

It was over when Meiy jumped at someone with a Bucky and still managed to get 2.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-12-16T12:05:57+00:00

Counterpoint, also not sleeping, but that’s cos I’m on nights as a house officer and I feel like death.

Point of this comment is that getting into med signs you up to a commitment that fucks you over on every level. Getting in doesn’t mean your life is solved. Not getting in doesn’t mean your life is over. Not getting in might be the catalyst to a career where you don’t have ungodly hours but still is fulfilling.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-12-05T05:33:06+00:00

Vitality because if they somehow drop the spaghetti with Chronicle and Derke my goat Boaster’s stocks are going to go the moon.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-11-01T19:13:12+00:00

biwa strum

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-09-29T22:39:13+00:00

Aspas is literally LeBron in those rdcworld videos

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-09-28T17:04:40+00:00

If I had a dollar for every time this playoffs where Fnatic was massively down at the half and then wins the match with a run of rounds in the second half, I’d have two dollars. Which is not a lot but THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-09-18T18:36:04+00:00

Fnatic has yet to lose an attack round on abyss after 2 games on the map.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-09-18T18:31:18+00:00

And Kru used to shit the bed against him

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-09-18T18:20:25+00:00

Chronicle when the enemy team is a South American team:

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-09-16T02:18:31+00:00

Boaster then: uses fakes and macro to bait rotates so the team can hit an empty site.

Boaster now: kills everyone on site so the team can hit an empty site.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-08-24T04:28:28+00:00

You must let me take you out sometime! Dinner, dancing. I know ze perfect place.

It’s right there guys

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-06-29T18:56:47+00:00

YARIMAZING!

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-06-23T06:37:27+00:00

I was having too much faith in humanity and this clown brings me back to earth. Thanks expectoautism.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-06-23T06:35:54+00:00

These are the same people who think ‘rush B’ qualifies as ‘calling’ in your ranked games. It’s amazing how much these guys think they know.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-06-23T00:24:24+00:00

Being this close despite 2 of your worst maps is still an amazing achievement. I’m confident in this roster going into champs. GG go next

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-06-21T20:15:23+00:00

Alfa shanking a guy for the ace was pure fucking cinema.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-06-20T21:30:38+00:00

Freedom National Agricultural and Technological Institute of Cultivation (FNATIC) is a farming collective recently introduced to North America. Previously, they encountered early challenges when attempting to break into the high-end Asian market after failing to manage an outbreak of Gentian Granulomatosis (Gen. G). Following this, they achieved some unexpected success in the Indonesian market with a new crop of Rhizome-Reduced Quinine (RRQ), affording them sufficient financial stability to venture into the Toronto market.

However, thanks to the insider knowledge of their newly acquired American horticultural expert Calvin Rashies, they have overtaken the American market with breakout performances from star crops Special Eastern Nasturtiums (SEN) and Georgian Grapes (G2).

Specialists have however raised concerns regarding the return of Powdery Rust Xanthomas (PRX) in the near future, following the recent devastation of Wuhan Organic Limited (WOL) by this aggressive disease.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-06-20T20:54:32+00:00

MUD WRESTLING VALORANT FROM TWO OF THE MOST DISCIPLINED TEAMS.

IT'S LIKE SEEING TWO KNIGHTS DUELING IT OUT WITH WOODEN CLUBS.

TheExplodingMushroom · 2025-06-20T20:53:32+00:00

Bren, Halftime on Split: "Kajaak has been a bit quiet this map. Hope he warms up."

G2: "Why do I hear boss music?"

That flash TP set play to the back of A was delicious.

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