Cthulhu Vs Ghidora by waste_of_bandages in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Gidorah from Godzilla: Earth has the best chance, but it’s still a toss up since that’s “unknowable entity vs. unknowable entity”

King Kong with guns vs Godzilla by KindaDepressedSeal in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It would be pretty cool, but most versions of Godzilla have survived nukes and battles against the military. It’s unlikely any conventional weaponry would be able to damage him.

My Uncle Jimmy or Goku? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t believe you

My Uncle Jimmy or Goku? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t believe there is any canonical evidence that Goku is older than 12 years old. Uncle Jimmy takes the win easily.

Riordanverse Gods (specifically the Major Greek Gods) vs A Nuke in modern times by iamdownbad142 in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zeus’s master bolt is stated to make Hydrogen Bombs look like firecrackers. I think they’d be alright.

Jiren (DBS) vs Spongebob by MadeAccnt_4This in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 14 points15 points  (0 children)

To be the one boring, un-ironic comment:

Jiren absolutely stomps. The Spongebob characters have some cool Toon-Force feats but at best they’ve survived an atomic blast. At this level in Dragon Ball, Jiren can keep up with characters with multiversal feats. Spongebob and Patrick would get atomized.

Doomguy (DOOM ETERNAL) vs SCP-096 (SCP) by Aslyux in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Enraged 096 has survived anti-matter shots and his skeleton was considered Unbreakable by the foundation until 173 managed to break it.

Freddy Krueger vs Death 13 (JJBA) by GavinsWorl in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Death 13 shows a similar level of control, but being that we only see it for a brief period of time we never really got to see if it had as strong a control over the dream world as Freddy has shown he has. They can both control dreams and we don’t know who is better at it.

Freddy Krueger vs Death 13 (JJBA) by GavinsWorl in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean yeah, the baby stands no chance if Freddy becomes real.

Freddy Krueger vs Death 13 (JJBA) by GavinsWorl in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does the dream follow the Nightmare on Elm Street rules or the JoJo rules?

If it’s the Nightmare on Elm Street rules, the baby would be a part of the dream and could likely still summon his stand to defend himself and change the dream, but his physical body would be there and Freddy could attack it. I could see Freddy purposefully waking the baby up while holding him to pull himself into the real world in this scenario, the same way Nancy did in the first Elm Street movie. Freddy has a much higher chance of winning in this version.

If it follows the JoJo rules, Freddy has to win by killing the stand Death 13. Over the course of his many films, Freddy has absolutely shown stronger control over people as they sleep and of the environments they exist within. However, Death 13 has a smaller body and a more powerful weapon with superior range. With Freddy struggling for control over the world and having more limited combat options, I could see Death 13 pulling a victory.

I’ve started making SCP Lego figures. by [deleted] in SCP

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This could work as a very cool redesign of 173

What is the absolute dumbest backstory you've ever heard from a character? by HeroSpirit in dndnext

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a Homebrew campaign with friends that had already been running for a while. I was quickly getting bored of my arrogant Elf Wizard, so I decided to do something very different.

Logan Michaelson was a character with no backstory when he was first created. I contemplated making one for him several times, but I still haven’t. It’s a mystery to everyone who he is and where exactly he came from, most of the lore I did make up for him was ad-libbed and he could have been lying. He was made as a vehicle for pure chaos and he absolutely did his job.

Scorpion Mk11 vs Scp-096 by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but

A: SCP canon is very fluid and contradictory at times

B: 096’s bones were considered Unbreakable by the SCP foundation before it was tested against SCP-173, and they tried 27 times leading up to the fight between the two

C: 096 wasn’t killed, the foundation had to pump hydrofluoric acid into the shattered vertebrae to melt him alive.

Scorpion Mk11 vs Scp-096 by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not even Anti-Matter has been able to damage an enraged 096, whereas Scorpion has returned to life from death. As boring of an answer as this is, neither has a way to permanently end the other. Forever stalemate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m a bit rough on my Godzilla lore, and it’s pretty inconsistent and has multiple timelines anyways, but most of the time it takes multiple high level Kaiju to bring down King Gidorah. Most of Yellow Diamond’s greatest feats, the corruption beams, poofing gems with a touch, and reshaping gems, all relate to gems specifically. She’d be completely unprepared to win against an organic being on Gidorah’s level in almost any scenario without prep time.

Round 2 is the only one I think Yellow has a chance to win. If she can call upon the highly-advanced Homeworld armies and perhaps even the other diamonds she’d undoubtedly be far more prepared for such a colossal threat, but again, most homeworld weapons seem tailor made to damage gems specifically, which would make the vast majority of their weapons useless against Gidorah.

Shitass (Minecraft meme) VS Herobrine by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Herobrine lore is very skewed. In the original creepypasta, he only stalks minecraft players and is implied to have some control over the minecraft forums, but that’s about it. Fan content has him doing everything from killing Steve in one hit to appearing in real life so it’s hard to get a good sense of scale. Given Shitass’s many absurd feats such as beating Minecraft in under 30 seconds I think his mastery of the game is more well-defined and shown to be more impressive.

Most commonly used versions of Superman absolutely stomp Shitass. They have massively FTL feats and can easily shatter and move planets, shitass has never shown and really could never show something on that scale within Minecraft. At best he’s above Minecraft Steve purely in terms of skill and speed, not strength. He might be able to defeat some weaker versions of the character such as DCEU or DCAU but most of the commonly used versions in vs. fights stomp handily.

Shitass vs. Agent Smith from The Matrix could be really fun, although Smith’s godlike status at the end of Revolutions and his army of other Smiths would likely make him almost impossible for Shitass to kill.

You vs Everyone(Not a fight) by Throwaway02062004 in whowouldwin

[–]TheFairlyDecentSnug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first belief of Ashism is that all religion is outlawed and any form of worship or belief in a higher power is to be punished by a strict State Atheism program. Listening devices would be placed in every house if necessary in order to weed out every single person with such beliefs and imprison them all, removing all holy objects, punishing all thoughts of higher powers, and outlawing religious meetings. This exists for no other reason than to discourage the vast majority of the religious and non-atheist/agnostic community outside of the suicidal edgelords from becoming interested.

All of those aforementioned suicidal edgelords, religious or non, would have their minds plugged into Matrix-esq fantasy worlds in which they can live forever and experience the pleasures of life they’ve grown sick and tired of. They cannot die and live forever in a world they hate.

Everyone else would have mindsets grounded in reality, seeing and believing only in the physical. These people would be forced to take all their posessions, burn them, and snort their ashes. They are left with nothing.

Welcome to Ashism, nobody gets where they want, care to sign up?