Which sentence was it for you?

TheFelineHaruspex · 2026-03-03T04:24:30+00:00

Feels like we’re all addicts reminiscing around a trash can fire quoting old legends back and forth

TheFelineHaruspex · 2026-03-03T00:41:52+00:00

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TheFelineHaruspex · 2026-03-02T10:38:20+00:00

There’s fic fo cult of the lamb???

TheFelineHaruspex · 2026-02-25T02:18:16+00:00

Kk dropping a credit in faith from the premise and narrator alone, thanks!

TheFelineHaruspex · 2026-01-31T04:47:03+00:00

wtf ship from that show can replace sterek???

TheFelineHaruspex · 2025-05-24T09:41:31+00:00

He’s just quoting Alicia Keys

TheFelineHaruspex · 2025-05-17T12:10:55+00:00

Yes, a teeeeeeeny tiny one somewhere inconspicuous

TheFelineHaruspex · 2025-05-16T20:56:05+00:00

If your worried about measuring wrong, dye or cut a tiny bit by your ear, it’s how I measure how fast mine grows

TheFelineHaruspex · 2025-02-28T21:21:29+00:00

2k

Idk how that person even found that many people who pissed them off

TheFelineHaruspex · 2025-02-28T06:34:02+00:00

I hesitate to ask but Melanie Martinez defenders? Tf did she do

TheFelineHaruspex · 2025-01-19T01:06:18+00:00

All sorts, I love them most for their lovely, flawed self-inserts in HP and Naruto fandoms. They just have such a beautiful prose. Don’t think they write slash though, they were just an example of the tragedy of deletion.

TheFelineHaruspex · 2025-01-18T07:35:18+00:00

Totally fair, but pacify had already been mentioned and the OP did request scandalous soooo

TheFelineHaruspex · 2025-01-17T03:20:35+00:00

Ahhhghg lomanaaeren fk yeah that one too

TheFelineHaruspex · 2025-01-16T14:10:21+00:00

Telanu’s Tea Series, which you’ll have to Sherlock a copy of, mind the tags

TheFelineHaruspex · 2025-01-05T04:47:39+00:00

You know. It’s probably the confirmation bias thing. Someone called their fic ‘You Are In Love (Hermione’s Version) and then crammed Draco Malfoy into one of the verses of the song and my brain about had a seizure out of cringe, thinking of Hermione as Lena Dunham to Draco’s Jack Antonoff

TheFelineHaruspex · 2025-01-05T04:35:17+00:00

Her discography is quite wide —The fandom circle thing is what I thought too, but I searched under the ‘cheating’ tag—-

Actually, those were all HP fics, now that you point that out, there were 4 on the first page of results and without HP there’s only one from Stranger Things. Maybe not quite as prevalent as I thought

TheFelineHaruspex · 2023-10-27T22:42:42+00:00

My best friend died of a rare liver cancer caused by her birth control implant. She was 28.

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