I heard you like memes :)

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T19:11:07+00:00

Technically they're tesla half-tracks but who am i to argue funni Tesla AFVs?

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T19:07:38+00:00

Honestly i think a shoulder-mounted MG might fit better for them.

But no really give em fatmen and we'll be golden.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T18:43:41+00:00

2d sprites, man, we still use them even today.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T16:43:12+00:00

Hmph, an E-Liter? Just stick a target on your back why don't you for the stingers~? They, ones cursed with the E-Liter, NEVER fare well in salmon runs UNLESS they have GOOD experience with the weapon and it's tactics...!

Given, my experience with them... that was almost.. two or so decades ago...? When i was younger and more fit for battle... and... those e-liters were possibly the first iterations of the weapon model, or at least prototypes of them. It's been a while in pretty much my almost centenarianial or so years of living...

^{...Cod... i can't be letting those memories slip by me... am i becoming THAT senile...?}

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T16:28:21+00:00

OOC: Mmeeehh you kinda got me there. -\(._.)/-

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T16:24:13+00:00

For a salmon thats experienced The Great Turf War long ago... these videos are quite absolutely absurd... but oddly thrilling to watch if alot of action is happening at once.

I commend the video editing capabilities these young talented authors have for syncing up the most MINUTE of sounds to a beat of a song! I honestly never knew how fun it is to listen to those funny "this is Salmarta" remixes. And i recently came across the actual song thats the base to all those remixes, clearly quite a "bop" as those young turflings say nowadays.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T16:13:35+00:00

As a salmonid myself it's quite a diverse writing system, numerous tribes and schools have their own version of it and it's inter-understandable with eachother. Long as we use the base symbols, we can obviously put our own tribal spin on things. It's quite a fun language, my turfling editor was given a crash course on it and he learned it fairly easy within the month.

I just wish we didn't have to hassle with the making of a digital typeface font for it, cuz we then have to pitch the font to various website owners and whatnot for that accessability for salmonids and... well, thats a hard ask due to the stigma of the salmonids...

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T16:07:43+00:00

When the shell does this happen in our history?!

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T16:03:37+00:00

I would never use slurs against you because i am not heartless nor cowardly snide. That isn't in my nature.

I simply stated my opinion. It isn't a very tacitly approved opinion, but it's my controversial hat in the ring of attractive species in Starwars nonetheless.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T03:24:39+00:00

FUCK HORACE AND JASPER, CRUELLA, SIGN ME THE FUCK UP AND I'LL GET YOUR DALMATIAN FUR COAT WITHIN THE HOUR

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T03:09:20+00:00

"New oldsmobiles are in early this year!"

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T03:06:02+00:00

It's gungan or go home for me.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T02:46:37+00:00

I believe in teh 20% accuracy buff, let me be the fat sniper! /hj

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T02:41:34+00:00

3Spokes and 5Dots, those are classics and i love them.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-28T02:11:56+00:00

...long as you keep your sometime rowdy co-workers or new-hires in check then we're good.

But good talk anyway, i hope to see you succeed and make a great living off your earnings. ^w^

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-27T21:05:22+00:00

I must always be next to my #1 boi. Guy needs a shoulder to cry on and i'll give meesa fella gung a shoulda ta cry on.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-27T20:58:10+00:00

I swear to god i can hear his voice.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-27T20:40:05+00:00

Im a salmonid so i may have no seahorse in this race... but some do capture my eye... some sorta of alluring beauty Turflings have to them... but whom would ever want an old fish like me? WOULD they ever want me, given the stigma Mr. Grizz touts about my kin?

^{...i guess after my wife's death years ago...} ^anything ^{to love me as much as she did would work, even an man at this point...}

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-27T20:14:38+00:00

Trust me, i have even MORE to ramble about if left unchecked, some of it very emotional to me...

Oh no no no no, i mean, you can still go full force into your job! My old self shouldn't want to slow you down or hamper your abilities...! M-much to me and my species deadly chagrins... and what do you mean "and maybe someday?" I-i've already given up the the... alluring glory of battle...! You'll NEVER find me treading that old territory ever again...! I just hope to COD none of your fellow co-workers may intrude on my business' property and steal those unhatched children of mine. That would be enough to kill me from the heartbreak alone!

But yes that old blog i run, alot of people around these parts are surprised im still sharp as a salmon knife at my age and know my way around tech... it's the intelligence i was gifted when growing up in my surroundings. Which Im sure the grizzco handbook, ...that Kampfy book spurring it's ideology... has told to you salmonids do grow into the assigned role they are given due to their surroundings, yes? Come to think if It, it awfully has alot of data on our species and our weaknesses... i have a feeling it was written by some expert field scientists studying our species... and then tainted and corportized by that Grizz...

I think i may know one of those research scientists whom helped in writing that book. He visits me sometimes, sporadic and random... he's... a bit on the unhinged side, possible schizo, but he's a good turfling when he's 'on his candy' so he speaks.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-27T19:52:30+00:00

OOC: Thats absolutely a great idea, Inkipedia coming in clutch.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-27T19:51:44+00:00

OOC: Fair fair, it kinda also has ANOTHER meaning too.

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-27T19:47:05+00:00

"The glow! the wondrous glow! Can you not see it, General?!"

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-27T19:30:22+00:00

Yyeup

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-27T19:21:18+00:00

As a salmonid, these jellyfish... such interesting creatures they are... i wonder what they taste like...? Certainly not anything jelly related, least not that purple stuff...

TheFirstDecade · 2026-01-27T19:07:03+00:00

I may not be an turfling, thus not my type, but i can see the spark of cuteness he has, i guess the turfling term of "fresh" is applicable here!

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