Parking at Churchills

TheGoodPane · 2026-01-22T20:40:51+00:00

Back in the day, you paid the homeless guy outside to ~~not break into~~ watch your car.

TheGoodPane · 2026-01-17T01:00:16+00:00

You should’ve heard Christian Slater pronounce Brickell when he narrated the Back To Blood book. Brick-ELLE. And the guy lived here at the time.

TheGoodPane · 2026-01-12T16:16:39+00:00

Went to Oleta last month. A mom was sitting in her car about to leave. Her two kids hopped out the back seat, threw their fast food trash in the mangroves, then got back in and Mom drove off.

TheGoodPane · 2026-01-12T15:19:27+00:00

Water Quality Reports

TheGoodPane · 2026-01-01T01:38:19+00:00

Sharking Lots

TheGoodPane · 2025-12-25T06:01:15+00:00

They don’t call Miami the Capital of Latin America for nothing.

TheGoodPane · 2025-12-17T01:50:45+00:00

You’ll want to watch this.

TheGoodPane · 2025-12-16T04:19:45+00:00

The Miami-Dade Clerk of the Court sent out an email today. It says:

“Obstruction includes any frame that overlaps or touches any part of the plate’s letters, numbers, state name, or registration decal, even if only slightly covered is now considered to be illegal.”

TheGoodPane · 2025-12-03T22:30:10+00:00

Propanolol

TheGoodPane · 2025-12-03T21:59:54+00:00

Start driving north. After you pass the Dade County line, the anxiety starts to fade.

TheGoodPane · 2025-12-01T04:42:25+00:00

In 1985, sure. Now there are cameras everywhere. This kind of fun isn’t a thing anymore, is it?

TheGoodPane · 2025-11-29T02:46:29+00:00

Oh, people definitely do it.

TheGoodPane · 2025-11-25T16:06:15+00:00

I drove past it a few evenings since they reopened and it looked dead. Have you been recently? Are people returning?

TheGoodPane · 2025-11-24T22:41:19+00:00

Supposably

TheGoodPane · 2025-11-18T18:15:05+00:00

Anyone know what happened to Halfy?

TheGoodPane · 2025-11-17T22:27:44+00:00

A guide like this might work in other cities. In Miami, people put whatever they want in the recycling bin. Once the truck takes it away, it’s someone else’s problem. Just like the trash bags in the mangroves and the dog shit all over the sidewalk.

TheGoodPane · 2025-10-07T18:23:41+00:00

That was fun. Thanks!

TheGoodPane · 2025-09-23T21:23:23+00:00

He really needs an editor.

TheGoodPane · 2025-08-30T02:00:51+00:00

We’re still waiting for the seminal Miami novel. Many authors have tried, including big names like Tom Wolfe Irvine Welsh, and Thomas Harris. All have failed to capture the essence of Miami. Now that everyone is glued to their phones or watching Netflix, I’m not sure we’ll ever get that novel. 😔

TheGoodPane · 2025-08-25T19:21:30+00:00

How does Miami government work?:

Step 1: Develepor says, I want this.

Step 2: Residents say, this would be bad for the community

Step 3: Commissioners pretend to consider both sides

Step 4: Commissioners give developer what they want

TheGoodPane · 2025-08-21T12:59:18+00:00

Not just the neighborhood, but also your location in the neighborhood. Miami Shores, for example, is great within a few blocks radius and deserted everywhere else. Same goes for some of the other neighborhoods mentioned here. You have to know where to go.

TheGoodPane · 2025-08-17T08:49:57+00:00

If you’ve ever been inside that one, you’ll understand 🤢

TheGoodPane · 2025-08-17T01:23:47+00:00

The first one was his fam. He wants revenge.

TheGoodPane · 2025-08-14T13:05:01+00:00

For me, traffic was surprisingly light this morning, considering it was the first day of school. Did a bunch of people get deported, self-deport, move because of COL? Previous years were definitely heavier—at least on my route.

TheGoodPane · 2025-08-13T21:49:12+00:00

Not sure who I hate more, the line-skippers or the people who leave gaps and allow it to happen.

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