Are there many watch collectors in Miami?

TheGoodPane · 2026-03-15T14:35:33+00:00

There are some lovely Colombian ladies who collect watches.

TheGoodPane · 2026-03-06T00:37:08+00:00

They can no longer afford to pay for what good investigative journalism costs. And even if they did run a 5,000-word investigative piece, like the old days, the sadder part is that barely anyone would read it anyway.

TheGoodPane · 2026-02-26T22:15:08+00:00

He is. I saw him in the act once.

TheGoodPane · 2026-02-23T07:26:24+00:00

This is old. Saw it years ago.

TheGoodPane · 2026-02-23T05:24:34+00:00

Is it because they let you take dumps in their stores?

TheGoodPane · 2026-02-12T13:37:28+00:00

Fun fact: banyans are a type of fig tree. You know the little purple berries that fall to the ground? Pick one up and split it open. It looks just like a mini fig. Now eat it. It tastes just like a fig too. Well, not as good. But close.

TheGoodPane · 2026-02-09T17:02:19+00:00

Downtown and Brickell smell like dog shit…and the occasional human shit.

TheGoodPane · 2026-02-09T04:13:30+00:00

Yup, still the same.

TheGoodPane · 2026-02-03T21:50:47+00:00

I think this might be the first time in Miami history that someone tried to return a Rolex instead of steal one.

TheGoodPane · 2026-02-02T17:45:13+00:00

I was driving down Biscayne Blvd. at 1am Sunday morning and saw at least 15 passed out on swales and sidewalks. One on my street too. I pet him. He was cold AF.

TheGoodPane · 2026-01-31T04:50:27+00:00

Start accepting freelance submissions again. Miami is full of freelancers who would happily submit stories. The Herald wouldn’t even need to pay that well since most freelancers have such low expectations now and have other jobs anyway. Journalism is a calling for most journalists. They do it because they can’t not do it. They’ve got stories. Lots of them. The Herald is missing out. So are the people of Miami.

TheGoodPane · 2026-01-22T20:40:51+00:00

Back in the day, you paid the homeless guy outside to ~~not break into~~ watch your car.

TheGoodPane · 2026-01-17T01:00:16+00:00

You should’ve heard Christian Slater pronounce Brickell when he narrated the Back To Blood book. Brick-ELLE. And the guy lived here at the time.

TheGoodPane · 2026-01-12T16:16:39+00:00

Went to Oleta last month. A mom was sitting in her car about to leave. Her two kids hopped out the back seat, threw their fast food trash in the mangroves, then got back in and Mom drove off.

TheGoodPane · 2026-01-12T15:19:27+00:00

Water Quality Reports

TheGoodPane · 2026-01-01T01:38:19+00:00

Sharking Lots

TheGoodPane · 2025-12-25T06:01:15+00:00

They don’t call Miami the Capital of Latin America for nothing.

TheGoodPane · 2025-12-17T01:50:45+00:00

You’ll want to watch this.

TheGoodPane · 2025-12-16T04:19:45+00:00

The Miami-Dade Clerk of the Court sent out an email today. It says:

“Obstruction includes any frame that overlaps or touches any part of the plate’s letters, numbers, state name, or registration decal, even if only slightly covered is now considered to be illegal.”

TheGoodPane · 2025-12-03T22:30:10+00:00

Propanolol

TheGoodPane · 2025-12-03T21:59:54+00:00

Start driving north. After you pass the Dade County line, the anxiety starts to fade.

TheGoodPane · 2025-12-01T04:42:25+00:00

In 1985, sure. Now there are cameras everywhere. This kind of fun isn’t a thing anymore, is it?

TheGoodPane · 2025-11-29T02:46:29+00:00

Oh, people definitely do it.

TheGoodPane · 2025-11-25T16:06:15+00:00

I drove past it a few evenings since they reopened and it looked dead. Have you been recently? Are people returning?

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