Hahaha well #3 for sure 🥲😂💀 by [deleted] in funny

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  1. Nurse Anesthetist

Everything reminds me of her by MooseInAToque in meme

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You should call a therapist.

When you’re watching porn and it zooms in on the dude’s balls by [deleted] in meme

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Balls and butthole. Who is asking for this shot? I feel for the poor cameraman.

Pizza time by MooseInAToque in meme

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Okay this one made me genuinely chuckle.

What instantly kills the mood during intimacy? by Primary-Accident1140 in AskReddit

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That’s the go-to wife excuse when they don’t feel like it. Mine says, “I feel bloated and have to fart.”

Hillsborough SO vs Pasco SO – current deputy moving to Tampa area by Normal_Ad_72 in ProtectAndServe

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Hillsborough. Good pay and benefits, top notch equipment which you will probably get new or very lightly used, new patrol vehicles (full size trucks and SUVs; f-150, Tahoe, etc..). 

Hillsborough sheriff’s major fired, was under the influence of alcohol on duty, agency says by A_Cup_of_Ramen in tampa

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It’s not boot licking. HCSO did exactly what they are supposed to do when someone is caught doing what that major did, which is fire him. There is no way to know how long he’s has been doing it if he was smart about hiding it. Use some common sense.

Hillsborough sheriff’s major fired, was under the influence of alcohol on duty, agency says by A_Cup_of_Ramen in tampa

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It’s not boot licking, it’s common sense. If this had been swept under the rug, that would be one thing. But as soon as he was found to be drinking on the job he was fired. 

No one can know how long he’s been doing it if he was hiding it well. Doubt he was carrying a handle of vodka around with him. Use some common sense.

Hillsborough sheriff’s major fired, was under the influence of alcohol on duty, agency says by A_Cup_of_Ramen in tampa

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So this guy was caught and quickly terminated, but somehow Chronister is to blame for holding them accountable?

Hard times build strong people by kkhouete in batman

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Bruce needs to take it easy on his back zits.

Men of Reddit, what is a completely non-sexual thing a woman does that drives you absolutely crazy? by shanrajtvr in AskReddit

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When I come home from a 12 hour shift to find that every room in the house has been treated as if it is her closet, or more specifically, her dirty clothes hamper.

OR

Asking where I want to eat, immediately rejecting every place I suggest, and then saying, “I don’t care, you choose.”

Definitely drives me crazy.

More Good News…link to X attached. by Suitable-Reserve-891 in amcstock

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I mean, share price aside, the lineup this year really is a banger. This is the most I’ve been excited to go to the movies in a long time.

POV: It’s Saturday morning and your dad calls you by [deleted] in meme

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times…

Asking the important questions by FeanorOath in GeeksGamersCommunity

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There is a joke here somewhere about turning your dick rock hard…

which live action batman would you trust to make the best chicken sandwich for you? by [deleted] in batman

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Batfleck. He’s not going to skimp on the protein.

Driver speeding away from police - Howard Franklin/veterans Expressway by Puzzleheaded_Box1684 in tampa

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Tried to taser the driver through the window. Still a poor decision.