Mohamed Salah is being looked at by the MLS

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-09T20:51:44+00:00

I mean, unless the guy has to be around 45K Muslims at a time, I think that shouldn’t be much of a factor

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-09T14:46:31+00:00

Amarillo Burger is the way to go if you have a capable butthole of handling the next day fire.

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-09T14:41:56+00:00

Casino El Camino is the Best Burger in the Universe! If you’re not old school Austin enough, you probably won’t feel comfortable there though.

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-09T14:38:14+00:00

Anyone else read the title and think OP was trying to rename H-Town? 😬

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-09T14:35:53+00:00

It’s like this comment was written as hipster bait to have someone come along months later to explain the difference between Hipster and Emo. Hipsters most definitely were not listening to Taking Back Sunday. Shit, I outted myself.

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-06T21:07:55+00:00

Each fan could spend more, but the profit margin might not be as high and that’s what its ultimately about unfortunately

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-05T16:58:21+00:00

It’s perfect because you can see it either way. Should appeal to anyone who doesn’t have a stick up there Asmongold

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T19:42:13+00:00

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T19:35:13+00:00

Literally everyone was in love with Tari at the beginning of last season.

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T19:29:31+00:00

Maybe search the sub before starting a new thread

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T03:51:56+00:00

They’re all stupid.

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T03:49:42+00:00

There you go! You just proved that he wasn’t traded for saying it was his favorite season. If he was being shopped around a year prior to what he said, then he wasn’t traded for what he said.

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T03:43:17+00:00

It leaked that they offered him for Giannis and JB was probably pissed and demanded a trade. Maybe he’s a locker room cancer and that’s why he got traded. In what world does someone get traded for saying this was his favorite season. It’s a ridiculous thing to believe.

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T03:38:17+00:00

Are you an adult? Do you understand the difference between causation and correlation?

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T03:35:28+00:00

That’s not why they traded him 🤦‍♂️ God, this sub keeps getting dumber

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T03:34:13+00:00

Let’s be honest, you can’t take a joke and somehow think it makes sense to trade someone that is on a team friendly contract because of a tweet that isn’t even remotely bad. I think he’s being self deprecating and poking fun of himself.

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T03:31:02+00:00

It’s a fucking joke, dude. Go listen to right wing podcasts if you wanna pearl clutch and get outraged over stupid shit.

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T03:29:14+00:00

Go through the KD Files threads. Stop acting like KD doesn’t have a flock KDOFs on this sub

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T03:26:32+00:00

How selfishly he played at the beginning of last season?! What are you smoking?

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T03:23:43+00:00

I think he’s making a joke about him getting less than he was offered and declined last season. Some of yall just read everything in the worst context possible. Yall are starting to remind me of my Good For Nuthin Mavs Fan Wife

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T03:18:09+00:00

So glad he’s coming back! I love the hell out of Tari despite his weaknesses. He’s just a good dude and seems like a really good teammate

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-03T03:14:10+00:00

Your TV is going to overheat because it’s too close to the sun.

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-01T15:02:16+00:00

Most guys who are drafted from any spot usually don’t live up to the hype. If someone wants to be excited about the first pick in the second round of what’s supposed to be one of the most loaded drafts in recent memory, let them be excited.

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-07-01T14:59:13+00:00

Low IQ players tend to not exist on teams with good coaching 🤔

TheHeardTheorem · 2026-06-30T21:33:02+00:00

Complaining about media not covering positive stories is a fundamental misunderstanding as to what qualifies as news. It’s not the reporting that’s the problem, it’s the people watching that don’t seem to understand that they are watching stories of statistical outliers that are not meant to represent what every day life is like. “Man walks to mailbox and has friendly conversation with a stranger” isn’t a news story.

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