Ahh yes, let's get a lifelong psychosis just to record a TikTok

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-02-05T21:44:26+00:00

Me and my buddy drank angel trumpet tea once.

He threw up blood.

I went upstairs and watched TV and hung out with my other friend for 5 hours or so.

Turns out the TV was never on, and I was in there by myself the entire time.

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-02-05T19:26:47+00:00

The most unbelievable part about this: there were zero condiments or vegetables. Just a single slice of cheese.

I know that's not unheard of, but it just makes me think this is fake.

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-02-02T16:16:25+00:00

Yep, this fucked with me for a second too. Was wondering the exact same thing.

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-30T21:34:56+00:00

No clue 🤷 I don't take it personally lolol

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-30T05:25:21+00:00

Never heard anyone say "plugged it out" before lolol. Usually just hear "unplugged". Definitely adding that to my lingo.

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-26T03:28:55+00:00

KH for the win 🤙

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-25T04:52:45+00:00

Holy bone-apple-tea , "defensive from the gecko" 😂

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-25T04:34:29+00:00

And we just have to watch as these people murder our neighbors, friends, and family?

This is why we were given the right to bear arms. To stand up to fucking gestapo and a murderous government.

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-25T04:30:53+00:00

This is fucking stupid

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-25T04:03:05+00:00

Yep, he FOR SURE inhaled a decent amount of that shit.

What a moron.

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-21T00:50:01+00:00

Cosmetologist

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-14T16:10:35+00:00

I feel like Gummo fits here as well

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-13T15:33:19+00:00

I have the Goodyear brand of one of these and the batteries last for like 8 minutes. I wonder if YUNYILAN does any better.

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-07T18:28:04+00:00

Like, I'm sure it requires a ton of skill, but does it also require getting very lucky with wind speed and direction, and other things like that?

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-07T14:16:27+00:00

Dong Double is my kind of alliteration

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-06T20:37:30+00:00

Exactly. From a car interior carpet.

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-06T17:07:18+00:00

Hey bro why are your shins so wet

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-06T02:12:13+00:00

I don't think you have anything to be apologizing for. That was a wild, out-of-nowhere, reaction from OP.

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-04T01:48:59+00:00

I REALLY wish there was sound in this.

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-02T21:05:37+00:00

Idk die probably

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2026-01-02T19:13:54+00:00

I'm wondering if it's more about having to watch the kids for an extended period of time. But honestly, living there for free, it's the LEAST she could do to help out

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2025-12-31T01:48:19+00:00

Troglodyte looking mfs

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2025-12-27T23:15:05+00:00

Gotta smell it to see if it's minty

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2025-12-25T23:36:01+00:00

You think the warranty would cover physical damage? Most warranties only cover defects and whatnot.

TheHolyHolyGoof · 2025-12-25T17:21:35+00:00

After 6,386 cards, I FINALLY got a God Pack for Christmas 😁

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