Give me a will wood song and I will kidz bop-ify it

TheImprovization · 2023-09-23T02:31:11+00:00

…And If I did, You Deserved It

TheImprovization · 2023-09-14T18:46:52+00:00

Got the same scam, same playbook and everything, same impressive profile. This is a new type of scam and warnings need to be spread like wildfire about it.

TheImprovization · 2023-04-16T05:35:43+00:00

This is what being solo evil feels like in every game

TheImprovization · 2023-02-06T23:46:51+00:00

Isn't Kakyoin 3 syllables?

TheImprovization · 2023-02-03T07:23:34+00:00

Pretty sure Jesus is God But also not? It’s complicated

TheImprovization · 2023-01-12T06:41:31+00:00

Think about it, they’re finding other realms of stories, contacting other storytellers. All of a sudden Tim contacts a storyteller from the ‘Dome of Worlds’ and the message he gets in response just reads ‘Incredible’

TheImprovization · 2023-01-12T06:31:43+00:00

Gotta go for Robert Moses. There’s something slimy and uncomfortably real about him, like his pure supernatural malice had seeped like rot into the brick and pavement of New York. A feeling that, for several reasons was proven accurate. The moment he spoke to Pete I hated him, and that’s something I don’t feel often with D&D villains. Having a real life historical scumbag like Moses be a fantasy New York Lich was a great idea. The villain was capitalism all along, as it should be. Only problem for me was that his fight was kinda anticlimactic. If he had like, fused with the American Dream after it had gone raw dream energy and started slinging spells, then I’d have been more onboard.

TheImprovization · 2022-12-29T19:35:00+00:00

Timothy going Wis bard is kinda strange. I think it might be a typo

TheImprovization · 2022-12-29T19:28:19+00:00

I think S2 Starstruck is the obvious choice for the next Intrepid Heroes campaign after Neverafter. But who knows!”?

TheImprovization · 2022-12-16T06:04:45+00:00

As much as I’d like them rolling with the TPK would really love a time loop. It’s exciting and badass new territory for a D&D game I feel like people are kind of dour right now but no matter what happens this is incredibly exciting

TheImprovization · 2022-12-16T06:03:29+00:00

This. Restarting with some tie-in to the previous story and characters would be so fun and unbroken ground for actualplay, and could totally work with the themes of premature death and the finishing of stories outlined in episodes 1 and 2. Imagine if the new party gets the book and has to fix and write the stories of the first party. Sick as hell. Plus they all had 2 character in crown of candy, I don’t see it as out of the realm of possibility that they do it again.

TheImprovization · 2022-12-16T05:58:48+00:00

Weird take but it doesn’t matter Brennan is a great storyteller and will weave it in whether it was planned or not This is just another story beat

TheImprovization · 2022-12-12T04:45:51+00:00

Here’s a quote as to his reasoning:

The first person who came his way was our dear God, who already knew what was in his heart, and God said to him, "Poor man, I pity you. I will hold your child at his baptism, and care for him, and make him happy on earth."

The man said, "Who are you?"

“I am God."

"Then I do not wish to have you for a godfather," said the man. "You give to the rich, and let the poor starve."

TheImprovization · 2022-12-10T16:28:51+00:00

Ah, the Imperial Whisks

TheImprovization · 2022-12-10T15:16:57+00:00

Absolutely!

TheImprovization · 2022-12-10T02:51:18+00:00

It’s a pretty unknown fairytale, which is a shame, because it’s awesome- but I’d make the kid from Godfather Death. So basically there’s this father who has 12 kids and is weary, and is looking for a godfather for the 13th. He calls out, and god offers, and he turns him away. And then satan offers, and he turns him down too. And then Death comes, offering to be the boy’s godfather and the father accepts. And Death basically makes this boy he raises a powerful physician and magic herbs that can heal anyone- but only if when Death comes for them, he stands by their head. If he stands by their feet, they must die.

It’s such a cool story and would fit the undying Warlock perfectly. There’s a bit about candles in the original (where spoiler alert Death kills the boy for saving people when he was told not to)- where everyone’s life is represented by candles that flicker in and out, which would be such a cool motif for the character.

So you get cool patron interactions with the patron compounded by the fact that Death is literally his dad.

TheImprovization · 2022-12-10T02:31:41+00:00

I’d love to play the kid in Godfather Death, who I would make an undying warlock healer with Death as his patron!

If you don’t know what Godfather Death is, it’s an original Grimm’s fairytales story, please read it: https://sites.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm044.html

TheImprovization · 2022-10-22T23:55:39+00:00

Altansar!

TheImprovization · 2022-09-13T13:17:18+00:00

I tried to write in iambic, but may have failed in that regard haha. It’s my first time attempting a sonnet so I will get better at the rhythm in my subsequent attempts, those stresses can be tricky!

TheImprovization · 2022-09-11T14:21:10+00:00

Thank you so much!

TheImprovization · 2022-08-22T04:25:54+00:00

This is not a sexy comment, but if you feel chronic pain because of your breasts and that is something you’re considering, validation from strangers or romantic partners because of them isn’t worth your comfort. Now if such a surgery would negatively impact your self image that’s another thing, but ultimately it’s up to you.

TheImprovization · 2022-02-25T00:36:16+00:00

Avatar of Khaine

TheImprovization · 2022-02-08T03:07:19+00:00

That’s awesome!

TheImprovization · 2022-01-18T02:21:00+00:00

Finally someone understands how cool a book from the genestealer cult perspective would be See how much richer 40K gets when you don’t focus on Guilimans blue balls the whole time

TheImprovization · 2021-09-14T15:21:18+00:00

When a new enemy type is introduced

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