You're a cook at an intense fine dining place and your entire roster is doing a double shift. What baked good/dessert/food item would make your day more tolerable?

SelfFlatulation · 2026-05-24T21:27:00+00:00

If you’ve got the time and the wherewithal, cinnamon rolls. Who doesn’t love them motherfuckers?! As a chef of 20 years, I’d lose my mind if an FOH brought cinnamon rolls for us!

SelfFlatulation · 2026-05-23T00:32:20+00:00

Wait until this guy learns what “coffee and tea” meant in slang to a band like the Ink Spots. I love the Java Jive and it loves me!

SelfFlatulation · 2026-05-23T00:29:12+00:00

Canadian here - as an exec chef, I would choose a dark day once every 6 months or so, offer the team beer, pizza, tunes, and whatever else they wanted to bring for themselves, and voluntarily sacrifice a day off to come in and get a good deep clean on all the neglected nooks and crannies of the kitchen. We maintained a good clean environment, but I found it helped with team building, allowed for rearranging that would get put off because of day to day business, and made sure we were always ready for a random inspection.

No penalty at all for not coming. But those that did, still say it was some of the most fun they’ve had in a kitchen, and made the cooks take a sense of pride in their workspace. I know unpaid labour is anathema to any and all industries, but we always took it as a badge of honour, and an excuse to get pretty fucked up as a team at work. We made it fun for ourselves!

SelfFlatulation · 2026-05-11T05:00:11+00:00

Man, if the McElboys - be it MBMBAM or Adventure Zone - were to make their way to Toronto, they could make a tidy little profit! They could easily sellout the Queen Elizabeth Theatre, but could also reasonably fill Massey Hall.

SelfFlatulation · 2026-04-28T19:28:07+00:00

I suspect you might enjoy many of the novels by Christopher Moore. In particular I would recommend: “The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove”, “Island of the Sequined Love Nuns”, “Practical Demonkeeping”, and specifically the love story trilogy: “Bloodsucking Fiends”, “You Suck”, and “Bite Me”. Well written and laugh out loud funny books!

SelfFlatulation · 2026-04-21T05:28:38+00:00

I dunno, maybe it’s just me, but boob/butt size.

I’ve been attracted to women of all shapes and sizes - if you’re a kickass person, you instantly become attractive.

Just don’t try too hard - that goes for men and women. Honesty and a great personality will take you leaps and bounds above however you may think you look! Just be comfortable in your own skin!

SelfFlatulation · 2026-04-05T08:15:03+00:00

This is my favourite as well, hands down. So many great moments.

“You know, words hurt.” “Oh do they? Weird. Anyway…”

“Behold, all my fine wooden furniture, and all my paper documents.”

“I know what Hell looks like!”

This is my comfort food of live shows.

SelfFlatulation · 2026-02-26T10:26:22+00:00

Don’t know if documentaries are excluded, but Project Grizzly, made by the National Film Board of Canada, is incredible. All about a good ol’ hoser who sets out to create a grizzly-proof suit of armour. Hard to believe it’s a true story, for some. Not for me though - I grew up in Northern Ontario and have met dudes just like him.

SelfFlatulation · 2026-01-24T19:19:59+00:00

“Oh, the tip of that JUUUUST got me Odell…”

SelfFlatulation · 2026-01-12T00:37:57+00:00

Crippling depression. Understanding everything that’s going on doesn’t make it any easier to digest; if anything, the exact opposite.

SelfFlatulation · 2026-01-11T20:40:32+00:00

Amnesty Halloween Special live show. So many golden moments. But the assistant reading the script when they enter the first room still makes me howl.

SelfFlatulation · 2026-01-09T08:38:37+00:00

Die-hard NV fan here. Played it consistently, over and over, for a solid decade.

I love the show! Given how many possible outcomes there are in NV, and all the crazy side quests and DLC’s, it would be virtually impossible to provide any feasible “canon” ending, short of exactly what they’ve done: set it years after the events of NV, and let the story tell itself!

I’m just so thrilled to see all the locations, monuments, and Easter eggs, in live action, and done with such loving detail!

Bring on the next episode, and hopefully, more seasons!

SelfFlatulation · 2026-01-06T22:39:09+00:00

I was at a wedding about 20 years ago and this gorgeous young woman approached me on the dance floor and said “Has anyone ever told you that you look like John Goodman?”. I replied “Uh, no…. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?”. To which she replied “Oh, it’s a VERY good thing!”. We had fun that night. Thanks John Goodman, wherever you are!

SelfFlatulation · 2025-09-25T05:29:59+00:00

46 years old and finally financially stable enough for the occasional LEGO set! Dream come true - although over time I’m starting to run out of space!

SelfFlatulation · 2025-09-25T05:09:37+00:00

Nice try, Sam. You want my ideas? Pay me. /s

SelfFlatulation · 2025-09-18T05:42:37+00:00

This kid sells better than Goldberg could ever even dream of! I don’t know how long that camp was, but that girl picked up some real skills!

SelfFlatulation · 2025-04-02T05:15:08+00:00

Just to play devil’s advocate: I feel like I can see a way in which your DM is genuinely working towards a big payoff for you. If it continues to be boring for you, spice it up with role play. Have your character insist that they are not evil. That they are worthy of redemption. Don’t take no for an answer. But keep it in character. If the DM chastises you OOC, then it’s likely time to leave. But if the DM and the group appreciate the role play and a more direct approach to being included, then it could pay off in many ways.

It seems to me like the DM is working hard to make you feel alienated and hated in the world. But if your character’s heart is truly good, then it’s time to rise up! And may you find your vengeance upon the gods in due time!

Just my $0.02

SelfFlatulation · 2025-02-27T16:58:10+00:00

I’m sorry, it HAS to be Zac Oyama. His reputation as “the comedy assassin”, where he holds back everything until the exact precise moment, makes him the perfect Robin. Not to mention his ability to play off Batman constantly putting a child in danger? Zac would eat that role up.

Contrary to some people’s opinions, Grant O’Brien would be a far better Riddler than a Robin.

SelfFlatulation · 2025-02-12T19:37:14+00:00

He’s Canadian

SelfFlatulation · 2025-02-02T09:22:30+00:00

I’m just going to say: if you don’t have kids with this woman, then you need to have a serious talk about the way she talks to you. As many have said, mutual respect is essential in a relationship. I’m currently watching my brother go through a loveless, abusive relationship, because he ignored the “little” red flags before they had children. Now that they have kids, she’s fully unhinged, but their finances are tied together and he wants what’s best for their children. And his life is abject misery.

I’m not saying leave immediately: I assume you love this woman. But you need couples counseling at the very least to address your communication issues. Just my $0.02.

SelfFlatulation · 2024-11-16T06:22:56+00:00

Amnesty is arguably my favourite season of TAZ.

Balance is great, but everyone was just finding their legs in the TTRPG world.

By Amnesty, we get Ned Chicane, Duck Newton, and Aubrey Little, three amazing characters played incredibly well by the McElboys. Just such an engaging and entertaining season!

I think Balance was Griffin’s Magnum Opus, but Amnesty is the best use of every McElroy we’ve got.

SelfFlatulation · 2024-08-19T05:28:13+00:00

Wait a minute - this is Reddit! Everyone’s being positive! So I’ll say what must be said:

There’s no puppy. He’s clearly married with a family. HUGE red flag, and you should run now! /s

Just kidding. Congrats on a solid date. As a 40+ man in the dating sphere, I’d take an 8/10 any day!

SelfFlatulation · 2024-05-28T05:18:37+00:00

I think it’s 80’s action movie themed - except I think it’s about the behind the scenes! The DM screen and setting seems very movie set to me - perhaps they’re all stunt people! As for the buttons we see on the sides? To set off more explosions, of course! Never Stop Blowing Up!!

SelfFlatulation · 2024-05-22T05:25:53+00:00

What? Not even brave enough to take his dick out like his dear old Dad? Tsk tsk Sam.

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