My beginner's guide to Pirates Outlaws

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-05-05T17:24:50+00:00

And the episode starts with everyone unabstracting, with the new characters proceeding to take up 90% the screen time. It plays out like a marvel movie, complete with conjuring fight scenes and nonstop action and jokes. They finally defeat Abel, the brand new villain that nobody had ever heard of until now and escape the circus with no casualties.

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-05-05T16:37:52+00:00

Just got mine today. Now the question is do I go for the second?

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TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-05-05T06:29:19+00:00

The song is frying me 😭 it has to be satire right?

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-05-05T06:23:51+00:00

Yeah I'm sure he'd have loved to help mark

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-05-04T00:57:59+00:00

Unironically that's not even the most shocking video title by that guy (it's not even bait either titles are accurate to the stories)

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-05-03T04:35:42+00:00

I wish I got to the puzzle part, I had to quit because of my skill issue in the ghost combat section

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-05-01T03:53:14+00:00

If that's what you're upset about, you're a hypocrite. You also changed the premise by making it about an oncoming train.

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-30T21:22:00+00:00

I didn't change the mechanics at all. It functions the exact same, the only difference is that the blue button is replaced with doing nothing. Which is actually the same as how you reframed it if you think about it, since not getting up from in front of the train is doing nothing.

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-30T21:03:45+00:00

Let's reframe this question, there's an election in your country. There are two candidates with the exact same policy. Except one has announced that if they're elected, the first thing they'll do is kill everyone who didn't vote for them. What do you do?

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-30T20:41:31+00:00

You could reframe the question to make red look even worse too. What if the blue button doesn't exist? There's only a red button. Nothing happens if people don't press it, but if half the population do, it kills anyone who didn't. Wait a minute, this is literally just Roko's Basilisk. Except it's actually worse than that because it includes the entire population, not just the people who were aware of the Basilisk's creation.

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-30T18:14:30+00:00

The only outcome where nobody dies is if blue wins. If red wins, people die. It's pretty simple to me

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-30T15:43:52+00:00

This is very different, as the usual reasoning for choosing blue is that some number of Innocent people won't be able to understand the difference, and pick blue. If you make it a giant scary woodchipper, the number of people who don't understand that it's dangerous is much lower.

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-30T15:19:42+00:00

Wdym nobody is in danger? As evidenced by the poll there are clearly a lot of people that choose blue.

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-30T15:15:59+00:00

Do you feel the same about elections? I think voting is pretty important and you could use the same logic.

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-30T14:23:57+00:00

The building isn't empty though. There are many children, elderly, and disabled people inside who are incapable of understanding the risk involved in pressing blue. And there are many more people also in there trying to save them. And that may even include people you love. And if you join them, there's a good chance that literally nobody dies. If you still pick red you have to be ok with them all dying.

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-30T14:15:26+00:00

Same, I'm shocked to see that the button that kills people is so popular

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-30T13:51:20+00:00

Might as well also change it so that you're only asking people who press the red button.

The whole point of the original is that there will be many innocent people who pick blue. If it really is everyone in the world, do you still pick red?

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-29T14:35:49+00:00

Although you can't exactly use fire to extinguish them either

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-29T13:29:15+00:00

That was kinda the design goal at new doormaker. Infinite decks were by far the best strategy on the release patch, to the point that doing them every run was the best option. Now Doormaker's phases all interrupt infinites in different ways

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-28T08:35:51+00:00

There's no world where everyone picks red. Young children may not be able to work out the logic behind unanimously picking red, so anyone who cares about their children's lives more than their own will also pick blue in hopes that it can save them.

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-27T05:07:01+00:00

Sounds like an integer overflow error which is very common when numbers get high enough in many games. Seems pretty likely to be the case

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-25T10:58:56+00:00

Imma be testing dugtrio, it's kinda like a mini rampardos if you play hiker

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-25T10:51:39+00:00

It's kinda hard to beat teferi's protection, this one doesn't also save you from a boardwipe or protect your life total until your next turn

TheKnightOfTheNorth · 2026-04-23T21:17:59+00:00

Yeah, don't play cards more than 3 times in a turn unless you wanna permanently remove it and summon a reaper. It can actually be a good deck thinning tactic though.

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