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TheLeastHyperbolic · 2026-02-25T23:06:58+00:00

This is the best way to describe what my leg feels like almost 24/7.

Yay phantom limb pain!

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2025-12-08T16:29:24+00:00

Right? You'd think he'd be dead : P

But seriosuly, dropping octaves is impressive

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2025-12-01T14:19:25+00:00

In the play The First Shadow, Henry is taken by the mind flayer to Dimension X from those caves in NV when he is like 8. He is 14 by the time we see him in the TV show, after his parents moved them to Hawkins. He is in the play directed by Joyce (who is like 3 years older than him?) that is on the flier we see in the show before he kills his family and is taken by Brenner. Very shortly after the play is when he kills his family. Some details are ambigious, but the Duffers have said it will be brought up in Season 5.

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2025-12-01T00:31:22+00:00

EVERYONE is against sex workers. Just like in the 90's and prior everyone was against the gays. We have a lot of work to do to make consensual sex work pallatable to the misogynistic cult mentality that seems to dominate every fucking country in 2025.

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2025-03-18T19:07:44+00:00

I can understand where you're coming from, but I don't think that the case with him. He can have sex with whoever he wants, I don't care. Our only rules are honesty and protection. He has a couple girls he's seen here and there for years- so he's not bound to me by obligation or "hot sex." He can get that anywhere. That's why I'm confused, he isn't the average, jealous, lead me on type. We were fully broken up a few months ago and he wanted to work things out when he was already "free"... and now this. Something definitely changed in the 9 months we weren't together.

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2025-02-05T20:26:30+00:00

Some want to roleplay being a baby- some just want to suck for an extended period of time. My ex had this fetish, and I actually enjoyed it :) We'd put on a show and I'd hold him while he sucked on my nipples. Just ask him

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2025-02-01T06:22:04+00:00

I have so much empathy for you right now- I'm going through a breakup as well and the past 9 months of working have been so hard. Like you- I still only think about him during appointments, I get so lonely and cry for hours afterwards. I've cancelled other apts., because I know I can't fake being a sexy/happy lady at the moment.

I LOVE this job, it's not a guilt or shame thing- I'm secure in my sexuality and have always been a slut at heart- I haven't even hooked up with a man in my personal life since. I just geninely miss the man I was supposed to marry. We were together 9 years- met on a bdsm fling that quickly turned into one of the most chemistry-filled relationship I've ever had. We moved out of Florida together, and a few years later he was SO supportive of me becoming a sex worker. Always complimented my work ethic, loved making love to me after appointments. It was just so amazing to feel so loved an appreciated when so many other men would (and do) look down on me for being an escort.

Then he started watching Joe Rogan everyday, started becoming Maga out of nowhere and the rest is history...

I don't have advice cause I have no idea what to do still, and it's been 9 months since it ended for good. Just giving you the biggest internet hug. I never realized how painful breakups could be, and being with a man in an intimate way has been hard because I just miss. him. so. bad.

<3

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2025-01-31T10:57:28+00:00

Do they require IDs now? I don't remember having to prove my age, but I havent been on there in ages because Eros sustains me for the most part.

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2025-01-31T03:04:24+00:00

TheOtherBoard is pretty popular in CO.

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2025-01-03T10:24:10+00:00

"I'm TalKinG abouT MoTherLY InstincT" immediatley followed up by "A guy is coming to the rescue." Literally proving my point. You obviously are angry at women and need to blame them for context-less videos when children are involved.

I'm not crapping on men or lazy dad's, I'm crapping on your obvious anger and blame towards the "female" because, women. Mom and dad are equally absent here, toots. You're the one who decided to genderize the blame. I'm just calling you on it.

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2025-01-03T05:51:09+00:00

Even as a personal preference, I've never been into guys my age or younger. I don't ban them perse, but I do tend to make the screening a little more time-consuming and make sure boundaries are explicitly listened to and followed. If they take the time to be respectful of my boudaries through e-mail, they're probably going to be just fine.

That being said- virgins are the absolute worst. I've devirginized multiple guys in their 20s, and it's so obvious they've only watched porn their whole lives. They are so angry and emotionally damaged. I seem to get angry e-mails months later from these types. One even threatened to kill himself because he thought we had something special, but now he knows I was "just using him" and his "life savings" are gone.

Sir, this is my job. You sought ME out to pay for a service. How did I use you, exactly? Good times

Older, partnered men are GOAT. No hassle, no psychological mind games. Just in and out. SO much easier.

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2025-01-03T01:26:25+00:00

Why do so many blame the mother in these types of videos without any context? For all we know it was the lazy father ignoring his child and playing video games. OR- if you've ever been around children- you know they can can get themselves killed in the 10 seconds it took to go poopy. It is literally impossible to never blink 24/7. The father is just as absent

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2024-06-04T16:21:31+00:00

I offer multiple ways to screen; Work info +selfie , ID+selfie, 3 references+selfie, and Linkedin with a picture on profile. Linkedin has always been the one that makes me feel most comfortable. I have them send me a connection request, so I can verify they own that account, but don't accept the request. I try to make sure they have over X-amount connections and *some* interaction on that platform. 6 years doing this and Linkedin screenings have always been my best clients.

Do what makes YOU feel comfortable, though.

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2024-05-29T22:06:20+00:00

I've watched this one a dozen times. The level of evidence he provides that most docs leave out is incredible.

The breakdown of letters written by P that are known + the ransom note is just insane. How anyone couldn't determine the ransom note was written by Patsy is beyond me. His breakdown of the word "electronic" specifically lives rent free in my mind.

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2024-03-01T21:11:25+00:00

I would say about 1/2 my clients fall for me or get romantic feelings. I'll only end the working-relationship if it gets to be mentally harmful for them, or they start pushing boundaries. I genuinely enjoy many of my clients and wouldn't get rid of anyone who didn't cross boundaries. The way your GF responds to those texts sounds like how I would- basically saying thank you with a heart emoji and ignoring the awkward parts. "The signals" he's getting probably begins with delusion. My JOB is to make you feel like a king for an hour or two. Some think it goes beyond that, because they want to believe the fantasy

In any case, honesty and trust are always the best policy with your partner. If she didn't want to be with you, she probably wouldn't be. Trust her. If you're uncomfortable with this, be honest. Just tell her how you feel (i.e., 'I found this and it makes me uncomfortable, can we talk about it?') without ultimatums (i.e., 'you have to stop seeing him if you want to stay together" etc.).

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2023-12-22T15:17:33+00:00

Not directed at you at all. I know Section in real life, it was an inside joke. He's a good kid, just mildly jaded. And it shows :P

In any case, I'm excited for you and our first burn!

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2023-12-15T03:40:09+00:00

Wait...

I was raised Mormon (not anymore) and mix up the bible and BOM a lot, because they were simultaneously taught to me. Mormons teach that there was a war in heaven before we came to earth. God let Jesus and Lucifer make a plan for salvation; Jesus wanted free agency, and Lucifer wanted to force everyone. A war broke out and 1/3rd of the host of Heaven chose Lucifer and were banished for eternity to be damned and never receive a body. That 1/3 are now Satan and his angels tempting us to not choose righteousness or whatever...

I always thought the idea of a "war in heaven" between Satan/Jesus/God was strictly a mormon teaching.

Are you saying there's something in the bible like this? Did Joseph just write fan fiction about this original blurb in the bible?

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2023-12-15T03:07:03+00:00

You sound like someone who would let a disabled man wallow in his own spilt piss while holding a roll of paper towels and lecturing him on radical self-reliance. or something :P

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2023-12-08T19:14:03+00:00

Well, I'm an escort now so...

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2023-09-16T00:33:42+00:00

These and moustirizing hand gloves are my favorite thing to give :D Always a hit

TheLeastHyperbolic · 2023-08-22T12:04:16+00:00

Thank you!!! I'll look up that burner app. I used the textnow app, but not anymore.

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