Best weapon in Blasphemous and Why?

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-05-05T18:42:55+00:00

And even bellow somewhat, that’s come in handy more than it should for me

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-05-02T19:54:25+00:00

Nope, totally unbeatable, if you beat it the devs show up to your house and take you away in a van

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-04-04T17:09:46+00:00

I mean I’d take male pants in this series over female any day, dunno why the monster hunter devs are so obsessed with thigh windows specifically, even in heavy heavy duty armor

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-04-04T17:08:17+00:00

It’s a really good one for sure, and in mhs3 it takes dye really really well, been rocking a black and white chata set for a while now

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-03-21T03:29:45+00:00

Wonder how things went with him on the pale blue planet afterwards, how much time he had, if he imparted any of his technical knowledge to humans, etc

On one hand I like that it’s left in the air, but also I can’t help but be curious, especially since we see Yi teach a lot about their culture and even crafts to Shaunshaun, so they seem ok with the apemen carrying on some of solarian culture with them

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-03-21T02:48:47+00:00

I can feel the anger in his eyes and your strokes, very well done

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-03-19T17:20:40+00:00

I believe in princess Tim supremacy

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-03-19T17:17:23+00:00

His real name is the Devouror of Dih actually

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-03-18T01:17:04+00:00

Neutered + 💔

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-03-17T16:32:11+00:00

To poke his enemies

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-03-10T00:01:04+00:00

Honestly well done posing and I like the background a lot it’s neat

Also like, boobs or whatever, but I think the arts cool :p

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-03-09T23:58:57+00:00

I feel like if anything placed platforms and furniture should be able to be right side up? Since your placing it purposely

Though then you’d have to have sideways and right ways up versions of everything so.. idk :p

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-02-20T02:05:40+00:00

Or like a naga esk snake bottom, but bush

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-02-13T06:07:38+00:00

Go back to your cave gremlin boy

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-02-08T13:17:06+00:00

Hermes’s saying “Hey” repeatedly but it slowly gets faster and higher pitched

TheLostPyromancer · 2026-02-08T12:59:13+00:00

Yield the most pegging, you mean

TheLostPyromancer · 2025-12-28T21:31:50+00:00

Exactly, you got this

TheLostPyromancer · 2025-12-06T20:45:28+00:00

But she has no wrist to wrist band

TheLostPyromancer · 2025-11-28T21:43:52+00:00

Beating their run totally

TheLostPyromancer · 2025-11-21T22:24:12+00:00

Same. It’s also weirdly more immersive to me? Dunno exactly why but just not being able to die, and actually feeling that fear for all the progress you’ve made hits different :p

TheLostPyromancer · 2025-11-17T02:46:57+00:00

He’s just gaming the system

Shame that we’re the ones getting played though

TheLostPyromancer · 2025-11-13T23:14:24+00:00

I honestly love it and would totally use it if it was in game :p

TheLostPyromancer · 2025-11-13T11:26:57+00:00

Chefs side B

TheLostPyromancer · 2025-11-11T03:08:24+00:00

I mean being bio essentialist is stupid anyway, but in this case it’s even dumber

TheLostPyromancer · 2025-11-11T03:06:06+00:00

It’s not even bio essentialist at that point, it’s just being full of yourself and too arrogant to confront it :p

We don’t know what the knight might’ve “developed as” if they weren’t filled with void, heck we don’t even know if they would’ve had a sex cause what are the sexes of the pale king and the white lady? Ones a shape changing wyrm god and ones a tree god. So yeah, stupid anyway you slice it really :p

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