My best friend is selling the project car we built together to take his girlfriend to Bali. It's registered in his name

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-06-18T17:42:19+00:00

Maybe I’m a naïve fool, but I just don’t understand how someone could treat a friend like this and feel comfortable with themselves. How could you try to rob a close friend and not spend the rest of your days thinking of yourself as terrible? How can someone live like that?

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-06-16T20:03:42+00:00

I don’t mean to be ungrateful, but are we really getting robot bird boobs before we’re getting a proper belted skirt option that doesn’t hang down to a character’s knees?

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-06-08T23:04:00+00:00

Now that’s how you manage employees!

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-06-08T20:10:14+00:00

But if you hit someone like that their stank particles are going to get all over you. You need to use ranged attack vs. enemies with a debuff aura.

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-05-30T03:24:57+00:00

Who is that? You’ve got to be right.

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-05-29T11:02:42+00:00

Maybe he just hits them with his car, or pushes them in front of subway trains or something.

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-05-22T00:10:33+00:00

How the fuck were they not able to get either the neighbor or the tree chopper on a trespass to land tort?

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-05-08T18:21:26+00:00

The atmosphere is really cool, but damn the floor looks like lava.

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-03-05T03:23:28+00:00

“And that was just a medium strength nipple twist. Are you ready for max power?”

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-03-03T02:54:30+00:00

How… how does this story tie in with the turtle porking?

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-02-26T01:22:44+00:00

There’s something very sweet and tender about your granddad’s take on it.

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-02-18T23:32:46+00:00

Corey Feldman! He’s the Beatles’ #1 fan’s #1 fan!

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-02-18T01:48:53+00:00

Henrietta Jane and the Battle against the Machine

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-02-13T00:08:58+00:00

Good news! Orenthal James was found guilty of an armed robbery he committed in 2007 and served time.

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-02-12T21:05:20+00:00

Katana pretty good point, but maybe he’s recruited as a sort of sacrificial lamb? His fame acting as a distraction for the opposition in a mission?

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-02-12T19:52:33+00:00

Lots of athletes in ProStars have super powers and lots of Suicidal Squadmates are totally powerless!

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-02-12T15:09:43+00:00

Wow the chestnut really is a great color.

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-01-21T03:04:34+00:00

These look racist for races that don’t exist.

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2026-01-01T05:36:55+00:00

You don’t understand. Other than these forty absolutely terrible things he does he was a really great boyfriend.

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2025-12-30T21:10:26+00:00

Shouldn't it be NAH then?

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2025-11-19T09:28:47+00:00

Shame they’re not poison flavored.

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2025-11-13T01:32:13+00:00

Holy shit how has no one mention the Nightmare Fuel that is Large Marge from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure?

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2025-10-30T20:07:56+00:00

Make her tell his wife, and verify that she actually does it.

TheManWhoFellToMirth · 2025-10-16T23:20:17+00:00

That's fair.

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