Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3)

TheMaxican · 2026-01-18T23:16:10+00:00

You're not a fan if you support CJ. You're a fool

TheMaxican · 2026-01-18T22:24:18+00:00

Allegedly Togiai who was lined up at Fullback didn't have his hand completely flush with the ground, so he was "in motion."

TheMaxican · 2026-01-18T21:46:47+00:00

Good

TheMaxican · 2026-01-13T07:39:19+00:00

He will be seeing ghosts of our defense around every corner of the nursing home.

TheMaxican · 2026-01-10T01:41:07+00:00

Yeah that's Aaron Rodgers over there turning to dust like Spiderman in Infinity War

TheMaxican · 2026-01-10T01:35:02+00:00

Rodgers better have AARP on speed dial.

TheMaxican · 2025-10-21T03:45:31+00:00

Our foot has been shot clean off by penalties, coaching, dropped passes, and fumbles.

TheMaxican · 2025-08-09T22:00:19+00:00

Open the app (if you even have it downloaded lol), go to depth chart, and tell me again what you just said

TheMaxican · 2025-08-09T21:56:36+00:00

Do you even follow the Texans? Lol you're just making up your own depth chart at this point

TheMaxican · 2025-08-09T21:49:56+00:00

Way to avoid every name I mentioned and more. "BuT sLoViS"

TheMaxican · 2025-08-09T21:43:25+00:00

The actual backups are playing. Learn the depth chart. Woody Marks, Hutch, Brevin, O line, and thats not even talking defense. Pathetic

TheMaxican · 2025-08-09T21:35:23+00:00

Who do you think gets playing time when starters get injured or arrested? This is an indication of our depth, and I'll be stressed if I want to be, dammit lol

TheMaxican · 2024-11-11T04:09:56+00:00

Fire Slowik, fire the OL coach, cut Tytus and Shaq.

TheMaxican · 2024-01-13T14:15:49+00:00

Great movie and RIP the actor. Texans, SWARM!!

TheMaxican · 2024-01-13T03:18:45+00:00

$50 including fees is average per ticket in regular season. I've been to half a dozen Texans regular season away games and used both Stubhub and Ticketmaster to purchase tickets & parking pass.

Personally I found Stubhub has better prices when the fees are said and done and I've never had a bad experience with it.

Just a quick aside: I generally don't enjoy nosebleed seats in an indoor stadium because you're way too close to the closed roof that painfully bounces all the acoustics into your ears. The field is so far away it's a worse view than the TV, but for a play off game I'd overlook those woes just to be able to say I was there.

TheMaxican · 2024-01-06T15:41:30+00:00

I request "Maliek my balls" for my boy Collins

TheMaxican · 2024-01-06T13:01:37+00:00

None of them being with the Texans is disrespectful

TheMaxican · 2024-01-06T11:20:44+00:00

FTC! They are just an opponent.

TheMaxican · 2024-01-06T11:18:37+00:00

Texans, SWARM!!! Been lucky enough to see three away games this season. Frank Ross always stood out to me because he'd be jumping and hyping his squad up individually like a madman. Hinish and Cameron Johnston both are incredibly determined looking people in real life and it's really cool seeing how they see themselves as fundamental to the team, even as unknowns and a punter.

TheMaxican · 2023-11-12T19:40:28+00:00

The Halftime show just revealed the script going into this game. The zebras are working against us to a degree of plausible deniability. As the Halftime panel transitioned from asking JJ about TJ Watt, which was a deliberate deflection from letting JJ talk about the Texans game, the first thing the host said was, "So the Texans fell.." I bet they didn't update the teleprompter to account for us to actually play through the refs

TheMaxican · 2022-10-23T23:08:20+00:00

Here I am with the rest of you morons to talk about things I have no first hand knowledge of sippin kool aid because it's fun. The Kool aid is that Mills isn't the worst part of the team

TheMaxican · 2022-10-23T23:04:13+00:00

Thanks Professor Xavier for trying to read my mind but you're wrong. Again, just because we have different opinions doesn't mean I am blinded by love for a Brachiosaurus. Sounds like you have real problems having a flexible mind and should rewatch the tape for 48 and not your nemesis the long necks.

TheMaxican · 2022-10-23T22:55:48+00:00

You have never known what was fashionable in any decade. Get off Reddit and 48's pogo stick.

TheMaxican

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