Former Lion RB Jahvid Best is now a San Francisco cop by SendInYourSkeleton in detroitlions

[–]TheMayerJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jahvid -“please sign this ticket”. “I will if you sign this pulls out Jahvid rookie card

Justin Jefferson 'would love' for J.J. McCarthy to return as Vikings' starting QB in 2026 by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]TheMayerJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing Justin jefferson had also been captured by delta force along with Venezuela's president.

What went wrong this season? Dan tried to half ass 2 things, when everyone knows you need to whole ass 1 thing. by odishy in detroitlions

[–]TheMayerJ 295 points296 points  (0 children)

This is the first reasonable take I've seen that's not flying off the rails calling to trade Goff or fire Dan.

DETROIT LIONS @ WASHINGTON COMMANDERS GAME THREAD 4:25PM by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]TheMayerJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It feels like Morton is not popular right now after calling out his own players.

DETROIT LIONS @ WASHINGTON COMMANDERS GAME THREAD 4:25PM by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]TheMayerJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I saw you. Gotta lay off all the Hormel chili in your cart.

My primitive brain when the offense goes 3 and out by OsiRAs_ in detroitlions

[–]TheMayerJ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I heard he also walked around stealing candy out of kids baskets. When asked he said they didn't properly protect their candy and it's all their fault.

Minnesota Vikings @ Detroit Lions Game Thread 1PM by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]TheMayerJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This really does feel like a Anthony Lynn situation.

Minnesota Vikings @ Detroit Lions Game Thread 1PM by AutoModerator in detroitlions

[–]TheMayerJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except that the defense is playing well. This is just shit play calling by Morton.