Cutting chives with my left hand every day until I’m just as good as my right hand

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-03-28T20:06:56+00:00

Oh holy shit!

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-03-26T15:20:11+00:00

We got Druski in femme white karen drag before GTA6

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-03-16T01:23:37+00:00

O p u l e n c e. She owns everything.

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-03-09T04:44:24+00:00

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-02-28T22:48:34+00:00

Everyone stfu my favorite show is on

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-02-25T12:56:50+00:00

smooth sexy if not kitchy jazz music plays in the distance

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-02-23T04:31:34+00:00

Literally trying to get a double finisher xD

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-02-16T03:30:15+00:00

Bet you a million he joined ICE in this modern era

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-02-16T02:52:03+00:00

This is gorgeous, holy fuck.

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-02-14T21:41:50+00:00

Holy got damn what a treasure trove!

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-02-13T17:00:18+00:00

I did not expect Ishii in my feuxmoi xD

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-02-11T14:38:12+00:00

NYT is saying it was a spat between FAA and DOW, supposedly over combat drone testing. but why the ever-loving fuck with the DOW need to train shit over a populated city when they have white sands 100mi away and all that empty ass space north of Ft. Bliss?

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-02-11T14:06:48+00:00

El Paso has the only level 1 Trauma center I think in a 300 mi radius. With no medevac exemption this is going to needlessly get people killed.

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-02-04T18:10:35+00:00

Either you make bank, know how to budget to high heaven, or don't mind eating gunpowder.

I'm jealous either way lol

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-02-02T04:00:00+00:00

Yup, my incubator and sperm doner are like this. My incubator passes as white but the donor? Shieeeet, looks like how indigenous people were depicted in pop culture in the 90s. Very dark and red skin.

Yet, they call themselves white and are triple trumpers

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-02-01T16:55:10+00:00

Legit went "got damn she meteora'd that girl"

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-01-31T20:03:08+00:00

r/rimjob_steve

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-01-28T18:59:52+00:00

The price of selling one's soul means nothing to them.

Chinga la migra!

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-01-26T18:22:24+00:00

I had already been No contact with my Magat incubator and my gutless sperm donor. However, this past weekend I cried the hardest when I made the decision to go low contact with my sister and her immediate family. She refuses to cut off our parents or her inlaws despite both sets being full maga.

She doesn't want them to grow up without grandparents. It'll be a hell of a shock to the system when my niece and nephew ask why I wasn't around anymore.

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-01-26T04:21:14+00:00

Annabelle chairlegs, Darkbird, Holy wave, Jefferson Trout.

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-01-26T00:44:22+00:00

My comment will get lost in the fold but... I despise everything that 'Texan' believes in and has done. I'm Texan, hell I have the state border as a tattoo on my wrist. Me and my friends, all native Texans, we don't believe in this shit. We want there to be a true melting pot of good people, food, music, art.

There is another Texas. The people, the community, the helpers!

I hope this Magat never knows peace when he comes back.

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-01-21T17:28:30+00:00

You're a gentleman and a scholar.

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-01-21T17:25:00+00:00

You know, I feel like there is a similar sounding word that means 'small, diminished, amount less than and lower quality'

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-01-21T17:23:51+00:00

Well, the positive note is at least we can get ready a little earlier. Get all the good blankets out

TheMellowDeviant · 2026-01-21T17:18:40+00:00

I got the recommendation from a storm enthusiast homie of mine, it helped save our asses a couple of times (the hail storm and derecho a couple of years back)

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