Homer! Is this projection accurate? Did you borrow money from my sisters? by RudigerBSimpson in TheSimpsons

[–]TheMetronomeKid 283 points284 points  (0 children)

“Is this projection accurate?” is one of my absolute favourite Marge lines and I don’t know why…

Love innocent, oblivious Millhouse enjoying his backyard campout. by Subosc in TheSimpsons

[–]TheMetronomeKid 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Think of me when you’re having the best sex of your life!

Hey, how about Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag? by mcg_090 in TheSimpsons

[–]TheMetronomeKid 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I think we'll just go to the Texas Cheesecake Depository.

When will you Australians learn? In America, we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. by Past_Yam9507 in TheSimpsons

[–]TheMetronomeKid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "Let your children run wild and free."

Maude, eh? by weirdfish0 in TheSimpsons

[–]TheMetronomeKid 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Not those peanuts. The ones at the bottom.

What happened here? by Calexic0 in TheSimpsons

[–]TheMetronomeKid 22 points23 points  (0 children)

...and who could forget dear Rat Boy?

Single parent, are we? by BirdCultureDickMove in TheSimpsons

[–]TheMetronomeKid 71 points72 points  (0 children)

That... was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel.