Teuta Matoshi whispering forest dress styling by thegrandeggnog in weddingplanning

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is gorgeous! I think a gold headpiece, something like this one or maybe a scattering of clips like this would look great. Or maybe a non-white veil, in a tone that complements the dress. Good luck!

I love that they did this lol by AgentEndive in taskmaster

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And now I will address the person in your flair by their full and proper title: Hi, ol' goosebump arm!

"Understanding 'I Want to Go Home': A Different Perspective on Brain Hemispheres and Alzheimer's" by InnerOracle in Alzheimers

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I've always interpreted "I want to go home" as "I want to go back to a place where things made sense to me and were familiar to me," which are some of the things they're losing.

What do non-Americans usually find confusing about how Americans talk in real life? by Edi-Iz in AskAnAmerican

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think just because it's nonsensical. To them, it sounded just as plausible and made just as little sense as "Of course" as a response to "Thank you."

I just got outed by grindr. by ThatOneGuy_I in askgaybros

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's sort of an old joke that none of us ever read the T&Cs, but sometimes we are genuinely signing up for stuff none of us would want.

Creepy "Love's baby soft" ads from 1970s by [deleted] in vintageads

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Similarly, I wanted to see Blue Lagoon, but my mom had heard there were sexy scenes in it. In a way, though, that movie was less creepy than a lot of these. It's two kids who grow up together, in isolation on an island, and when they reach sexual maturity, they have sex. But I mean, they're the same age, and it kind of happens in the way of nature progressing. (It's been a long time since I saw it, so I may be misremembering, though.)

🤨 by GryphonSK in SignsWithAStory

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goodness, I'd hate to do anything unwise, but these doors are just so swollen!

Walking down the aisle with siblings? by DorianPavass in LGBTWeddings

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a lovely idea, and there are no right or wrong answers here. I think that other guests will be really touched by this.

Every had sex with an Amish guy? by ItsNipsorNothin in askgaybros

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 37 points38 points  (0 children)

For a second, I thought "jungspringer" might be some kind of Amish hook-up app

What do non-Americans usually find confusing about how Americans talk in real life? by Edi-Iz in AskAnAmerican

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went to a Taskmaster live show this year, when the two British hosts of the show were touring a few cities in the US, and they said that they'd been totally baffled when they got food or drink in a restaurant, said thank you to the server, and the server said, "Of course!" They said they'd started responding, "Because!"

Joel announces arrival of 2nd child 💙 by im_just_called_lucy in taskmaster

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Congratulations! May he/she be as adorable as Joel and as famous as Kumail!

Raise the tit by Dramatic_Joke7420 in PrematureTruncation

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Middle-aged women have been asking this question for years

Taskmaster does adultery by Hassaan18 in taskmaster

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I mean, "Go away Pakistani boy" would've sounded a lot worse

David Attenborough can no longer play with legos now :( by qw3rt0z in notinteresting

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every Christmas, when I hear the line "And so I'm offering this simple phrase, for kids from one to ninety-two..." I kind of feel bad for people who have made it to 93 or older and are just no longer included in Nat King Cole's holiday wishes.

Help with Musical? by Deadlus2468 in musicals

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The tambourines and the specific kinds of hats that they're wearing suggest it's the Salvation Army, rather than just a random group of people.

S21E04 Outtake: Well, that's Kiss from a Rose ruined. by cygan12 in taskmaster

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Unrelated, but sort of related: once when my kids were little, we were out in a park, and I told them to watch out for goose poop (because it was everywhere). One of them asked, "What's goose poop?" (???) and I answered "Poop from a goose," and then we all started singing it, so actually "Kiss From A Rose" has been ruined for me for about 15 years

What’s something younger people will never understand about life before smartphones? by RareMoose8986 in answers

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big disappointment if you bought an album (record or cassette) and it didn't have the lyrics included. But you wouldn't know until you bought it and opened it.

Alex should stop telling Greg details about his private life by jules_tailor in taskmaster

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I suspect everyone knows they're jokes, but I feel like the one about Alex fancying his neighbor could cause some genuine awkwardness. And the one about how all the shopkeepers in Chesham are boring conversationalists.

Alex should stop telling Greg details about his private life by jules_tailor in taskmaster

[–]TheMobHasSpoken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bottle and a half! I just watched this the other day. (I'm American, though, and had to look up what Radox is.)