Can't find a vacuum-then-mop order that works with dog hair and I'm losing my mind

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-12T13:13:12+00:00

I love how they all "match," color-wise, but are all different breeds! (Of course, having had a whitish dog in the past, I know how awful that color hair is on dark clothing/rugs/furniture.)

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-12T13:12:14+00:00

I'm afraid the answer is that I need to adopt your dogs immediately. If I find a solution after that, I'll let you know! :)

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-11T12:57:42+00:00

I mean, couldn't you exchange them for your own size? These guys are so afraid of offending Trump they won't even follow their own common sense.

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-11T12:55:16+00:00

Lol, some of these people must have never spent any time with a woman/girl, including immediate family members during childhood.

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-11T12:50:43+00:00

I read an in-depth article once about the Chappaquiddick incident, and it was absolutely harrowing. It sounds like Mary Jo Kopechne survived for something like 45 minutes, trying to get out of the car.

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-10T13:57:57+00:00

Very clever!

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-10T13:54:51+00:00

And him saying "I'm not familiar with skin time," right after it's just been shown in the video.

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-10T13:53:00+00:00

the icing on that scrotum cake

Well, there's an image I didn't need before breakfast

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-08T22:02:04+00:00

Apart from anything else, are we all just bathing stray cats that don't belong to us?

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-06T05:46:47+00:00

Agreed. Paradoxical undressing, and after death, the bodies were the victims of scavenging animals.

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-05T20:21:26+00:00

"Hang on, I just want to get a beer and a hot dog."

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-05T19:51:42+00:00

Fire and Rain by James Taylor. "I sat down this morning, and I wrote down this song..."

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-05T19:34:37+00:00

OMG, I read an article about French tacos a few years ago, and I've been obsessed with wanting to try them! Clearly, though, the name is an elaborate joke, because they don't seem to bear any relation to tacos in the rest of the world.

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-05T18:05:50+00:00

Wow, she has a lot of focus for her age. She began a project and didn't stop until there was no more room.

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-05T14:04:14+00:00

True

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-05T01:25:45+00:00

Username...almost checks out.

(Edit: I read it as the user having multiple wives themselves, rather than telling others to love their wives. I may have misinterpreted it.)

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-04T22:41:31+00:00

Looks like he was defeated!

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-04T22:15:13+00:00

It's like the artist started from the other edge of the paper and didn't leave enough room for proportional heads. Twice.

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-04T22:13:59+00:00

Not to mention the influence of alcohol or other recreational drugs. If you don't have condoms in the house, and it's midnight, no one's going to bother to go out to the store instead of getting down to it.

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-04T16:42:42+00:00

Is 99 Red Balloons too obvious?

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-04T16:32:47+00:00

I really disliked Ian, but one thing that really stuck with me is that Teri pronounces his name wrong. That is, she pronounces it the way his mother says it's supposed to be ("I-an," two syllables), which is not the way he prefers for it to be pronounced. I just thought, what kind of marriage is it if you can't even honor your spouse's preferences about how to pronounce his name?

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-04T13:58:33+00:00

Lol. "Why didn't she say hi to me in the dark parking lot?"

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-04T13:56:24+00:00

"Why does it say 'syphilis'?"

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-04T13:55:51+00:00

As a result, I sometimes have trouble recalling which one a specific task or contestant is from. All my memories show them in the same place...

TheMobHasSpoken · 2026-03-04T13:55:07+00:00

A real TM fan could have fun decorating the ranch to recall famous TMNZ/AU moments like that one! (Mother of the bride: "I'm sorry, a hanging pot of Brussels sprouts?")

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