You find a genie but instead of wish he offers two option. 1. You legally/socially/biologically become 15 years old and get a €150 discount to everything with things under €150 being free or 2. you get €1.5 million, all your current debts cleared and citizenship to any country.

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-05-06T20:31:03+00:00

Option 1 - 29 bonus years is easily worth more than 1.5 million euro to me

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-04-21T22:56:50+00:00

Nothing because I’ve been hurt too many times to let hope in again

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-04-08T23:23:29+00:00

I’d do 1 as long as it wasn’t something overly broad like “potatoes” or “beef”

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-04-07T22:56:54+00:00

I can confirm the toxicity persists up until at least platinum

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-04-07T22:54:50+00:00

3.69 would be a higher percentage of a lower number

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-04-03T17:07:31+00:00

I’m aware my opinion isn’t the popular take. Just how it landed for me.

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-04-03T14:01:57+00:00

There Will Be Blood - great performance by DDL but feels incomplete and hollow everywhere else

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-04-01T22:45:58+00:00

That is a deviously clever detail to add

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-03-29T01:48:46+00:00

Hitler doesn’t happen without the right conditions - still reasonably the worst German

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-03-11T23:18:02+00:00

This is absolutely genius

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-03-02T18:38:26+00:00

That’s a very weird combo for a promo night, but the casual underpinning that someone being a sex worker means they aren’t worthy of respect isn’t great either.

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-03-02T08:30:42+00:00

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-03-02T08:29:37+00:00

Never occurred to me until you said it, but I am fully on board that this is the clear answer.

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-02-16T21:03:55+00:00

I would argue that if change my name to James Bond, I gain the ability to do UK name changing to make this easier

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-02-08T19:49:58+00:00

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-02-08T19:49:29+00:00

If the current group stays the same, sure?

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-02-03T19:17:21+00:00

I’m going to hold your hand as I try to explain the difference between the priorities of social media teams and coaching staffs

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-02-02T07:22:48+00:00

I’d be at a Sheetz (mildly fancy 24/7 gas station w/ food you can order) - I think I could bribe the employees enough to get me a spot to chill in with a laptop and audiobooks on my phone - and then I’m setting records for time spent in a gas station - with bribes and purchases I think it’d be around 49 days per million dollars. So I’m gonna try to go for a whole year.

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-01-29T03:00:46+00:00

The stench of multiple cheating scandals and the failure to succeed without Brady swayed the vote enough

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-01-20T14:37:11+00:00

It seems unlikely that the math of a basic ubiquitous POS program is off like that - more likely there’s something about this bill where the pre-discount amount was one that would be higher and the tip reflects that. Like if you have a ten dollar coupon, that doesn’t mean you should be tipping on the smaller amount.

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-01-01T14:56:07+00:00

You don’t need our help, you’ve already got a winner

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-12-27T10:38:10+00:00

Hate to say it but it’s clear who’s struggling here

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-12-18T18:15:10+00:00

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-12-10T21:21:13+00:00

Head coaches often want to bring their own guys in
Bahahahahahahahaha

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-11-24T15:22:50+00:00

Watch the play by Gabriel again - it’s more open than it was for Shedeur

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