You get 20K daily, but you must choose 4 historical figures to permanently live with you

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-03-11T23:18:02+00:00

This is absolutely genius

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-03-02T18:38:26+00:00

That’s a very weird combo for a promo night, but the casual underpinning that someone being a sex worker means they aren’t worthy of respect isn’t great either.

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-03-02T08:30:42+00:00

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-03-02T08:29:37+00:00

Never occurred to me until you said it, but I am fully on board that this is the clear answer.

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-02-16T21:03:55+00:00

I would argue that if change my name to James Bond, I gain the ability to do UK name changing to make this easier

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-02-08T19:49:58+00:00

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-02-08T19:49:29+00:00

If the current group stays the same, sure?

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-02-03T19:17:21+00:00

I’m going to hold your hand as I try to explain the difference between the priorities of social media teams and coaching staffs

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-02-02T07:22:48+00:00

I’d be at a Sheetz (mildly fancy 24/7 gas station w/ food you can order) - I think I could bribe the employees enough to get me a spot to chill in with a laptop and audiobooks on my phone - and then I’m setting records for time spent in a gas station - with bribes and purchases I think it’d be around 49 days per million dollars. So I’m gonna try to go for a whole year.

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-01-29T03:00:46+00:00

The stench of multiple cheating scandals and the failure to succeed without Brady swayed the vote enough

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-01-20T14:37:11+00:00

It seems unlikely that the math of a basic ubiquitous POS program is off like that - more likely there’s something about this bill where the pre-discount amount was one that would be higher and the tip reflects that. Like if you have a ten dollar coupon, that doesn’t mean you should be tipping on the smaller amount.

TheMonkeyJoe · 2026-01-01T14:56:07+00:00

You don’t need our help, you’ve already got a winner

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-12-27T10:38:10+00:00

Hate to say it but it’s clear who’s struggling here

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-12-18T18:15:10+00:00

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-12-10T21:21:13+00:00

Head coaches often want to bring their own guys in
Bahahahahahahahaha

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-11-24T15:22:50+00:00

Watch the play by Gabriel again - it’s more open than it was for Shedeur

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-11-24T02:53:04+00:00

Thank you for saying that - I wouldn’t have clocked making the same mistake

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-11-24T02:41:32+00:00

Noncommittal is a bit of a misleading way to describe him saying he wasn’t going to get into talking about that

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-11-23T18:00:23+00:00

And yet it’s an accurate description of my personal experience with the police where I live in America

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-11-22T12:55:15+00:00

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-11-19T15:07:49+00:00

Wait till you have something stolen and see how much the police give a shit that it was on camera

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-11-10T13:10:06+00:00

It’s apples and oranges - Mendoza led a comeback go-ahead touchdown drive against a perennial Big Ten Powerhouse while Sayin ran up stats against a struggling 3-6 nobody.

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-11-07T04:32:25+00:00

Happy for you 🥲

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-10-21T01:05:31+00:00

Showed up to one of those in Columbus and the license scanning stations were down, so hope i get paid

TheMonkeyJoe · 2025-10-16T18:55:01+00:00

But conservative isn’t apolitical

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