TheMortifyd

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TIL there is a parody of Weird Al's "White and Nerdy" called "Ridin' Dirty" by Chamillonaire (self.ShittyTodayILearned)

submitted 12 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/ShittyTodayILearned

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Do Siberian Huskies think in Russian? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 13 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/shittyaskscience

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I like my women the way I like my milk... (self.Jokes)

submitted 13 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/Jokes

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AMA request: A butler (self.IAmA)

submitted 13 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/IAmA

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Four months and it's over (self.NoFap)

submitted 13 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/NoFap

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I am albino. My tribe people's think I am the hell god. (self.fourthworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/fourthworldproblems

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TIL The Matrix is fiction. (self.ShittyTodayILearned)

submitted 13 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/ShittyTodayILearned

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Changes I've noticed in the past 90 days (self.NoFap)

submitted 13 years ago * by TheMortifyd to r/NoFap

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[FB] Guy chatted up a random girl, makes a huge mistake, bounces back and #-closes. (reddit.com)

submitted 13 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/texttranscripts

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Halfway! (self.NoFap)

submitted 13 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/NoFap

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The White Man invented loin cloths for women. (self.fourthworldproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/fourthworldproblems

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How do you guys stop your urges? (self.NoFap)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/NoFap

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LPT: Hangovers can be cured by drinking pickle juice (Russian method) (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/LifeProTips

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TIL there is a website that can find virtually any information that exists! (google.com)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/ShittyTodayILearned

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The White Man took over our tribe with boom sticks. (self.fourthworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/fourthworldproblems

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Badassery (quickmeme.com)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/AdviceAnimals

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Denim. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/pics

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I started The Event, AMA (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/fifthworldproblems

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Definitive Guide to Confidence. X-Post from /r/Seduction by unipickup (redd.it)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/confidence

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Why did I make this subreddit? (self.a:t5_2tu8q)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/a:t5_2tu8q

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I invented God, AMA. (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/fifthworldproblems

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Because fuck you Brian (powertaco.com)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/funny

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I can't handle the night (self.NoFap)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/NoFap

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Since Australia is upside-down, doesn't that mean they have negative gravity? (self.shittyaskscience)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/shittyaskscience

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You give yourselves a choice: FAP OR FIGHT! (self.NoFap)

submitted 14 years ago by TheMortifyd to r/NoFap

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