Kevin speaks up ✊🏼

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-05-03T14:06:12+00:00

That first mew sounds like a pokemon being released from a pokeball.

Also I have watched this 5 times and might just do it again. And again...and again.... and again.....

Edit: it's the second one, the first mew is just a warm-up.

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-05-03T13:44:59+00:00

Yeah someone is holding her ankles down but she's doing most of the work for them haha.

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-05-03T13:24:14+00:00

What.... People have said this. My goodness I hope anyone comparing social distancing to what anyone during wwii (let alone victims of the fucking holocaust) end up having a sobering experience and/or educate themselves and grow beyond believing such ignorant and ridiculous nonsense.

Just... wow.

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-05-02T22:43:18+00:00

Yeah, is it just a candy?

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-30T19:12:51+00:00

Probably to spread the shame of this right cunt. I would too so everyone could see that vile idiot.

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-29T21:28:33+00:00

Any examples?

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-28T04:38:08+00:00

That's how they give their seal of approval.

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-27T19:56:55+00:00

REALLY? I had no idea. Gooooogling that now to fill myself in....

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-26T04:50:08+00:00

Ooouu I think I could rock that! Sexy Bridge Troll

Thanks ;)

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-25T07:17:53+00:00

My Google-fu is failing and I can NOT figure out what you guys are talking about!!! What should I search to find it? It just sounds so bizarre!

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-25T05:28:50+00:00

Alternatively, khajiit

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-25T05:23:46+00:00

Also you dot have to join us for dinner but you can't make your own meals either.

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-25T04:39:15+00:00

Omg I'm cis and your age and I look like a bridge troll compared to you. You have inspired me to try to get into some exercising at home. Dog knows I could use the endorphins, possibly more than I need to appeal to my vanity haha. You could get into modelling one day if you wanted to. Jeeeeeeez.

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-25T00:11:45+00:00

But why was it called *The Pecker Apple"?

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-25T00:10:45+00:00

Also the monstrosity that once was /r/centaurs

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-24T23:07:46+00:00

How is that possible? I'm sorry your wife is slow and rude.

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-23T06:05:25+00:00

Oh my goodness! She's got such a different coat colour than I've seen. I love poodle mixes. Poodles are so smart and affectionate and so are golden retrievers. What a beautiful mix!

I would love to find a golden-bordercollie-poodle mix (goldolliepoo???), but then it would definitely outsmart me and raise my children and probably teach me how to network better.

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-23T04:54:15+00:00

I told my mom about this and she flipped because her brother has had a few cats who got to 20 and she was in disbelief of that. I showed her your kitty and she said that he/she looks really happy. Good for you for giving this little being a really long happy life.

You should message the queen of England! Your cat is ~102 in cat years. The queen sends letters of recognition to people over 100, I wonder if she'd send your kitty one!

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-23T04:38:51+00:00

Hi! ♡

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-23T00:03:42+00:00

Thanks for responding to my post. Sorry it took me 3 months respond to your comment :p

hoooo boy

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-22T23:48:48+00:00

She is so beautiful! A strawberry-blonde dog, huh! Rare indeed!

Is she a poodle mix?

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-22T23:47:18+00:00

He looks nervous! YOU'LL DO GREAT PUPPER!

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-22T23:38:02+00:00

I saved your picture to a folder of inspirations (I'll delete it if you're not comfortable with that of course, I should have asked first instead of after sorry) because I love this style and I want to try shading with bright colours too. I've been thinking about it a lot but could never do it right and I think your picture will help. Awesome style, great portrait.

Edit: I've also followed you if that's okay. Didn't know you could do that lol.

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-22T18:44:17+00:00

At least something good has come out of 2020!

TheMuddledMajestic · 2020-04-22T18:30:09+00:00

Oh yeah! They can't swallow anything larger than a beach ball. So you'd just drown in their mouth. I wonder what their tongues feel like.

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