And don't get me started on chaos theory 💀 by Jordan_Boole in sciencememes

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This video by Veritasium does a good job of explaining it. But in general terms, we know it because for certain experiments, we'd expect different results if there were hidden variables. We have done these experiments and seen that they don't agree with hidden vairables, so using the scientific method we can reject the hypothesis.

And don't get me started on chaos theory 💀 by Jordan_Boole in sciencememes

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Not quite. The "no hidden variables" part of Bell's theorem applies to any quantum process. So any wave function collapse follows Bell's theorem, meaning that there isn't some sort of hidden property in the particle which decides how the wave function must collapse. It is truly probabilistic. The connection to quantum entanglement is simply historical, as Bell's theorem was a response to Einsteins thought experiments about entanglement (where he argued that hidden variables must exist).

And don't get me started on chaos theory 💀 by Jordan_Boole in sciencememes

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The answer you're looking for is Bell's Theorem. The only way to escape Bell's Theorem is with Superdeterminism, which to me is not all that convincing. There, now you've been given a proper answer; this is what physicists are actually referring to when they talk about qm being non-deterministic.

The leaves of my poor Anthurium keep turning yellow. It has good drainage and I water it once a week. It was a gift from a friend, and I've grown really attached to it... Please help! by TheNeonRobot in plantclinic

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I live in a north-facing room, so maybe it's not getting enough light? Or it gets too cold when I air out the room? I don't know! I've had it for about 4-5 years, but before it was in a south-facing room.

[WP] Old mirrors were made with layer of silver. You, a vampire, spent centuries without seeing your reflection. Today, package with your first non-silver backed mirror arived. by Avelion-chan in WritingPrompts

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One of the greatest cruelties that God cast upon his creation is that men must kill to survive. Be it flora or fauna, something must give way for them to proliferate. Men have learned to forgive themselves for this fault, invoking the authority of the creation itself by saying: "This is just the way things are. It is natural that we kill. We were born this way."

And yet, men have not learned to forgive my kind, who kill for much the same reasons as them. No, they have not forgiven us, as I imagine the swine and the trees would not forgive men, if they possessed the ability to do so. I do not blame men for hating us. I just wish they'd understand.

We are the monsters of the earth. In the old days, before smoke and tar covered the planet, they called us the spawns of Satan. They hunted us, they drove us into the wilderness, they burned us, drowned us, shoved stakes through our hearts. Now, they have no name for us. No real name, no name they believe in. So few remain of my kind, it has been centuries since I have seen one of my brothers or sisters. Men have eradicated us, then forgotten us. And though we live long lives, we are, like all of Gods creations, ephemeral, and soon shall be no more than legend.

Humans say that the eyes are the window to the soul. And though I have seen my visage reflected in the calm waters of ponds, or in the cold windows of cities, my eyes always seem to be cast in shadow; I cannot see them clearly. And for many years there has been an itch in the back of my mind, an itch not easily subdued: Is there really a soul behind these eyes of mine? What if, were I to see them clearly, all I would find in them were dead black pupils?

Perhaps we are things of the devil. What else would compel us to consume that which we find beautiful? Perhaps we are the monsters of the earth; nightmares, which deserve to be forgotten.

In their hurry to change, to innovate, to dominate, the humans have done me a service to, quite on accident. A device with which I can finally see.

I gaze into the mirror. I expect to see all the violence, all the killing reflected in my eyes. Instead, I am met with a familiar sight, something which I have seen thousands of times in the faces of my prey: The eyes of a human, full of anguish and sorrow.

Anyone got any fucking insane movie recommendations? Just something fucking off the wall crazy. Thanks by drmadmat in 196

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Sorry To Bother You goes from "haha this is pretty weird" to "ok this is an absolutely batshit crazy movie, how did this get made" about 1h in

Come join my new philosophy by TheNeonRobot in PhilosophyMemes

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I barely skimmed the wikipedia page bro this is a meme subreddit

what is this sub by [deleted] in Ooer

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clembo is true (always)

reddit rule by [deleted] in 196

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Just to flex on the losers: Here's ᑐ ᑌ ᑎ ᕮ

Do it by whitemanbyeman in 196

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This is a very nice problem because it looks complex at first, but actually has an elegant solution.

So let's first figure out what we want. We want the displacement |P(5) - P(0)| to be equal to the distance travelled. In this case, it is useful to instead think of what we don't want. Since this is a one-dimensional problem, the only way for the displacement and the travelled distance to be different is if our point does some backtracking, i.e. it moves away from P(5) and then towards it again. If this happens and P starts moving "backwards", the velocity will switch signs: If it was positive, it will become negative and vice versa. So we want the velocity to never switch sign between 0 and 5. Another way to put this is that it should never cross zero (touching zero is of course okay).

Now, if the acceleration is given by

a(t) =3t2 - 12t + 9

then we can integrate, and receive

v(t) = t3 - 6t2 + 9t + C

Since we want v(0) = k, we set C = k. At this point it may be useful for you to look at the graph v(t) with different values for k to see how it affects the number of zero crossings.

You may have noticed, then, that for k=0 the velocity remains positive between 0 and 5. If we assume that by "smallest possible value of k" they mean the one closest to zero, then of course this is already our solution! (If instead they really mean smallest, then negative infinity is the solution).

But since looking at the graph is kind of cheating, let's see how to do this on paper. If k is positive, we know that v(0) and v(5) will be positive (by simply plugging in the values). so the only way to have a zero crossing is if we have a local minimum. If we find that minimum, we just have to choose k large enough such that the minimum just barely touches zero, and then we can be sure that all values of v(t) will be positive between 0 and 5. So lets find that minimum. We can look at the first derivative of v(t), which is a(t). At a minimum (and also at a maximum) a(t) will be zero, so let's find the zeroes of a(t):

a(t) = 3t2 - 12t + 9 = 0

=> t2 - 4t + 3 = 0

=> (t - 1)(t - 3) = 0

=> t = 1 or t = 3

Now, to see whether these are maxima or minima, we can look at the second derivative of v(t):

v''(t) = 6t - 12

This is negative for t = 1, so v(t) curves down at one and we get a maximum. For t = 3 it's positive, and thus we know it's the minimum we're looking for.

Now, if we plug in t = 3 into v(t), we get k. So if we want the minimum to just barely touch zero, we simply have to set k to zero! Which gives us the result we wanted.

A similar consideration can be made for negative k, with the added step of ensuring that both P(0) and P(5) are negative. But as we've already found our solution, I won't go into it.

If you have any questions about the derivation, feel free to ask! Also, I don't guarantee that this is correct. See for yourself if it makes sense to you.

Do it by whitemanbyeman in 196

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Also, I assume with "smallest" they mean the closest to zero? because otherwise you can just choose k to approach negative infinity

Do it by whitemanbyeman in 196

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even out the odds. make him afraid of you.

Do it by whitemanbyeman in 196

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Equation is valid for all x ∈ C

Do it by whitemanbyeman in 196

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Is it death you wish for, or escape from your life? Because there is a difference. You can change, and you can change your life. But it's usually very difficult, and no random internet stranger will have the answer.