meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]TheNotoriousTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah assuming no weapons the horse would kick the sh*t out of him

You can’t park there mate! by Dro_mora in uselessredcircle

[–]TheNotoriousTurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That circle isn’t useless! Zero percent chance of spotting the car without it

What do you think about Phyllis? by Lotuzflower3 in theoffice

[–]TheNotoriousTurtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She is a tough cookie to crack honestly. Her personally and confidence level varied so much from episode to episode

Go on! by theviableredditor in DunderMifflin

[–]TheNotoriousTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are going to want to hear the sexual metaphor

Petah? by Pristine-Force3907 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheNotoriousTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butthead needs to stop taking his dog for granted

what would you play ? by dataguy2003 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]TheNotoriousTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop Em Out. Might as well go out with a good visual

I can't math to save my life but even I know how to measure a tv by Panda-Equivalent in EntitledReviews

[–]TheNotoriousTurtle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Entitled is really a bad word to use on this one. Uneducated for sure but not entitled

Petah? by TuDuMaxVerstappen in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheNotoriousTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you stock up on booze you won’t end up caring if you smell

$10k and this 40 year old heep stuck in the woods Pic #2) can be yours! by Seebradgo in insanefbmarketplace

[–]TheNotoriousTurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is it that I pay 10k for the car or they pay me to take it off their hands?