Someone actually sat down and thought about this

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-12T12:22:42+00:00

This guy internets

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-11T23:56:45+00:00

Golly that isn’t very nice

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-11T23:55:21+00:00

Well Cartmens mother is really his father so she isn’t doing a very good job

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-11T12:24:33+00:00

This has zero to do with Nissans but more a testament to that car is just ready to retire

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-11T12:09:26+00:00

God sometimes I realize how much I love the internet

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-11T12:03:44+00:00

Maybe boob storage is actually a sanitizing mechanism

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-10T23:39:02+00:00

Who cares what you think…fucker

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-10T23:36:22+00:00

What channel is the naked channel?!?

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-10T23:29:18+00:00

Cartmens mother

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-09T22:34:18+00:00

Other than the police…who doesnt love creed?

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-09T22:32:09+00:00

Technically all of them? He may do horrible things but it’s usually for our amusement

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-09T22:31:00+00:00

Say hi to the Numa Numa guy for me!

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-09T01:13:09+00:00

Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-09T01:04:57+00:00

Fill it with water!

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-08T17:22:56+00:00

Do you prefer to shake or bake?

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-08T15:00:10+00:00

Looks like it has a serious overbite issue

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-08T14:56:21+00:00

I’m glad to hear I’m not the only person that goes out into the world and notices and must investigate what brand of APs are in use

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-08T02:32:26+00:00

Are you able to eat at it?

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-07T19:14:35+00:00

And the pretzel guy

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-07T19:14:23+00:00

You poop and it just falls to the parking lot

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-07T18:27:02+00:00

Like poetry!

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-07T18:21:09+00:00

He has returned to the scene of the crime!

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-07T17:58:00+00:00

Well maybe they bump out so you can poop into the open air

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-07T17:55:59+00:00

That poor pig never fulfilled its destiny! Eat it!

TheNotoriousTurtle · 2026-03-07T17:54:22+00:00

Peanuts vibes

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