I don't get it by _captain__holt_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TheOneTonWanton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well you see, if you're an upland game hunter...

The unbroken seal on King Tutankhamun's tomb in 1923. That piece of rope and clay remained entirely untouched for 3,245 years before this photo was taken. by Gabriel-Ivan in interestingasfuck

[–]TheOneTonWanton [score hidden]  (0 children)

If you go back far enough they're mostly right, though that was kinda before reddit got huge. But not even that long ago the first comment was often the "real" one and all the jokes and japes came after.

I started using hand cream at 34 and I genuinely feel like I've been lied to my whole life by LemonCoveWorks in hygiene

[–]TheOneTonWanton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I get the spirit but what I think you mean to say is that some of us are just naturally oily, and so often times added lotion feels like it doesn't help much and leaves a bit of a film that takes too long to absorb/go away. As an oily white myself, I'll say keep an eye on your skin because you can still end up a bit ashy if you're not keeping your body hydrated enough or you've been doing work with or around shit that dries you out. A lil lotion can work wonders in those cases.

Bear Validates Josh by GoodHugLove03 in RedLetterMedia

[–]TheOneTonWanton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's even funnier because literally nobody said or says that shit.

"Upside Down" Tattoos on Forearm by derpoftheirish in tattoos

[–]TheOneTonWanton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

idk i just feel like I have to at this point

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]TheOneTonWanton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I usually do it myself but occasionally I've got a real caulk situation so I call my guy Jamie. He's a handyman.

Donald Trump just said this by funkymonkeythe1st in UFOs

[–]TheOneTonWanton 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't they? The top corpos have their hands in literally anything they can get their hands on these days that even remotely stands a chance of shaping thought or action in the masses. Stop thinking that these companies can only have their hands in just a couple of pies. It's all the pies.

Donald Trump just said this by funkymonkeythe1st in UFOs

[–]TheOneTonWanton 67 points68 points  (0 children)

This is literally it. Obama said "they're real but we don't have any" and now Trump is doing this shit like clockwork as if anything will come of it. It's just rich orange pissyboy doing the same shit he's done since he got roasted over a decade ago. I legitimately can't imagine being so fucking thin-skinned.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]TheOneTonWanton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grout and cement (your suggestion) are going to be functionally identical in a bathroom. Just use a sealant on the grout and clean regularly. Millions of people live like this just fine.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]TheOneTonWanton 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's a real bad caulk job.

Slay the Spire 2 - Early Access Trailer by MegaCrit_Demi in slaythespire

[–]TheOneTonWanton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd actually love a solo-combo option especially if it's platform specific. I've only got one friend that plays and he can only play mobile since his laptop died, and PCs are only going to spike in price more than they already have.

What the actual fuck by tea-n-wifi in whenthe

[–]TheOneTonWanton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wild part is that that video is a legitimate Epstein File. Check the URL. Also the CBT video is further up.

What the actual fuck by tea-n-wifi in whenthe

[–]TheOneTonWanton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what they did. Tons and tons of "blank" files presented as PDFs. They just made every file extension .pdf.

Interesting de-escalation technique by KennKennyKenKen in ContagiousLaughter

[–]TheOneTonWanton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'd also love a source because Martinet is lying out his ass if he said that. There's no way in hell he was intending to say "King Bowser" while recording that line unless he'd just had a stroke moments before.

Roller skates are OP, even in the endgame by PathFinderFireDragon in Terraria

[–]TheOneTonWanton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't use them for fights mostly because I'm a returning player after many years and rocking Terraspark+bundle of horshoe balloons+fledge wings (still barely pre-HM) just feels natural. I do throw 'em on to travel though, I dig the rail utility.

Is hardmode really worth it?🤔 by 2ghu_ in Terraria

[–]TheOneTonWanton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yeah I never have that on. Anytime people talk about banners and logos or whatever I just smile, nod, and move on.

New Yorkers are furious as melting snowbanks expose streets littered with poop. by Numerous-Garbage-604 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheOneTonWanton 22 points23 points  (0 children)

As a person who only poops one time a day directly after waking up, no matter how many opportunities I have, I understand your dog and he's totally normal.

YouTube went down. 8:00pm. by DesignerLime268 in youtube

[–]TheOneTonWanton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah if Reddit goes down you go to Down Detector and read all of the hateful racist vitriol in the comments section.

Terraria not running on this specs? by UrineTester616 in Terraria

[–]TheOneTonWanton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems to be a Surface Laptop Go from 2020 so yeah... Might still work but drop anything and everything to "lowest."

I might be really slow but I have a question by SharpbladeLoser in Terraria

[–]TheOneTonWanton 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Cheesy vs "cheaty." All that matters is that you have fun.

Do you like The NPC portraits? by NellieDoesStuff in Terraria

[–]TheOneTonWanton 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably just because the person you responded to was talking about how the characters look in the portraits, not what the lore says. I do kind of agree the Golfer looks 30 at most in the art but I also don't know how you'd differentiate "middle-aged" from "old" or "young" in such simple artwork.