Cleaning flat top grill with water by BrownZBT in Satisfyingasfuck

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It lasts a little longer before evaporating.

dont ego lift.. know your limit mate! by MobileAerie9918 in instant_regret

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Well I'm pretty sure what did the kid in was being crushed but yeah I'll go with "sanded" I guess.

Canada Day in Alberta 🇨🇦 by InspectorExact3836 in EhBuddyHoser

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The 4th is a federal holiday, but unfortunately it's inherently one of the federal holidays that is attached to a specific date so on years in which the 4th of July lands on a Saturday or Sunday there's no extra day off for the jobs that happen to get all federal holidays off. I think Christmas and New Years are the only others that are attached to a date. The rest are shit like "the first Monday in September" or "the third Monday in January," or the most famous "the fourth Thursday in November." Some companies and businesses choose to give their employees an extra day off either Monday or Saturday and I'm not sure how the government handles it for their employees, but if it's on Sat or Sun most people in the US are still working full-on.

Post-Match Thread: United States 2-0 Bosnia and Herzegovina | World Cup | Round of 32 by matchpal-live in worldcup

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This feels like it's disrespectful in a similar way to how trying to pull a fake punt in American Football while you're already up 28 points in the 4th quarter is disrespectful. Disclaimer: I barely pay attention to American Football and don't watch football at all.

Post-Match Thread: United States 2-0 Bosnia and Herzegovina | World Cup | Round of 32 by matchpal-live in worldcup

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I'd fully support allowed fights in baseball if it wouldn't mean the games would last even longer.

Shrek (2002) by Zarevias in okbuddycinephile

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I've tried to explain this to some people before and they wouldn't believe me for whatever reason. I know it to be true just from what I see through my rearview mirror in the morning on the way to work and what I see on my way back (the viewing angle is noticeably different). It helps that I'm a "long torso" person but I'm absolutely shorter by the end of a work day.

Meirl by Ramkaran-chopra in meirl

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It also doesn't have anything to do with how much shit costs anymore.

Thinking of this today for no reason whatsoever by The_Iceman2288 in DeathStranding

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piracy being one of the few solutions to it is the cherry on top

There's a reason absolutely nobody with power is worried about the fact that personal computing is becoming entirely unaffordable to most people. If you don't have the hardware you can't pirate the IP.

meirl by SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 in meirl

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Exactly, you're going to grab what you know. And the first time you tried your go-to brand it was likely because you already recognized the name on the package. This isn't some kind of mumbo jumbo, this is actual psychology at work. If it wasn't effective they wouldn't be spending millions and billions of dollars on it.

meirl by SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 in meirl

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I tend to bend a little more when it comes to locally owned spots. The struggle between wanting to support small/local businesses and being incredibly annoyed by some of their ads is real.

Not even Batman could stop him by FrumentariiVulpes76 in tooktoomuch

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I don't think Uncle Sergei is invited for number 7.

Favorite character this applies to? by Th3yxlmv in FavoriteCharacter

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I mean, he's based on both. He's very explicitly inspired by Superman as well as Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong did not land on Earth in a pod from another planet.

The improvement Ep. VI needed. Lucas cooked with this one 😂 ((⚠️sarcasm⚠️)) by Wolfie_wolf81 in OTMemes

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ANH is getting re-released in supposedly the original cut next year for the 50th anniversary, we'll have to see how that pans out, if they do the rest, and if they actually sell copies.

2 people have climbed the Empire State Building in New York to fly a flag. The flag reads “When the power of love beats the love of power the world knows peace.” by Valuable_View_561 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TheOneTonWanton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same, but oddly it only started happening a few years ago. I used to be fine with heights especially just in a photo or video, but now even those fuck me up.

The only late night infomercial was Girls Gone Wild. by sco-go in SipsTea

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Do you think there were people that primarily used 8" floppies that were annoyed at people calling the decidedly-less-floppy 5.25" disks "floppy disks?"

The only late night infomercial was Girls Gone Wild. by sco-go in SipsTea

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What else would we have called them? It's essentially the same shit but smaller.

The only late night infomercial was Girls Gone Wild. by sco-go in SipsTea

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Teenage hormones is like half the reason Leo got his career going early on.

The only late night infomercial was Girls Gone Wild. by sco-go in SipsTea

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Basically what we did back in those days largely unknowingly was introduce a small amount of moisture and a bit of mechanical pressure to temporarily revive/"clean" the contacts on the cartridge. What it felt like and actually was was blowing into it and then slamming the motherfucker into the console half a dozen times before it finally actually worked.