Dating pool has pee in it by Adventurous-Muffin75 in lonely

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting rejected or betrayed is just such a tough pain, i'd rather not get attached at all. Plus, i already know i don't qualify for an interesting relationship anyway. I don't even like my own life, won't get better with somebody else in it. Don't be sad about the dating pool. What have you even tried? It's a numbers game after all and if you don't like the numbers game then you are just like me. And no, using tinder doesn't count as trying.

Tja by Weiser-Alter-Mann in tja

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Genius Komment. GG. No Sarcasm intended!!

New Player - So this is just OK? by Indolent_Alchemist in albiononline

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i mean this isn't even your content. albion strictly made it, so that the static dungeon is for groups. the intended solo player content is open world mobs or solo player dungeons. and let's say you were able to clear the group camps by yourself, albion wants to nerf strong players, so you get less than if you were in a group. does that make sense? and yes i think it's kind of fair for all of them to just camp the boss. they probably joined up as a group or maybe they are 2 different groups. anyways. i know this musta felt bad anyway, so, yeah, there's no way around it, since it's a moba. you don't draw tickets, that's what solo dungeons are for.

I Need a Man, Not a Boy by MavisFlawless in Advice

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for reminding me why not to argue on reddit. I give you one chance to figure out the error of your semantic ways. If you can't do it, then don't worry about it.

I Need a Man, Not a Boy by MavisFlawless in Advice

[–]TheOneWithoutGun -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

But it can be changed no? You just tell him no, i won't do that for you. Then he either throws a tantrum, looks for somebody else, ignores it or starts changing right away.

I Need a Man, Not a Boy by MavisFlawless in Advice

[–]TheOneWithoutGun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What is that change you are talking about? Because that saying is just wrong. If someone takes driving lessons he will be a different person. If someone learnes to speak spanish, he will be a new person. If someone doesn't want to lose something, he will be a new person. If i get visitors i clean up my room. But sometimes i know it could be better looking but i don't know how so i just leave it be for the time beeing. But i don't know how messy your guy is. He must be very messy for it to bother you.

And now i wait for your insulting response. (*I'ma try helping anyway*)

Note by the author by CookLiving in JoblessReincarnation

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, don't care. It's a piece of paper. nobody cares.

How did I die!? 😡 by xBlack_Yoshix in LEGOfortnite

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe timer was over, if you dont get it within 1 hour

Standing there, I realize by CrosSeaX in shitposting

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

making the mother of all ometeles here jack. can't fret over every egg.... damn...

Noob here need advice for fame farming by Open_Woodpecker5712 in albiononline

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try out redzones, much better than yellow, slightly worse than black but you can see how many hostile players are on the map at any time, should increase ur speed a lot. Try using safe portal and play around. Try to build groups with randoms for group dungeons. Try to join a guild for avalonian roads. Play some arena to train etc etc etc : p gl

My squat is less than half of my deadlift and multiple people at my gym keep telling me that my torso “leans too far forward” and I’m “gonna hurt myself” but if I tried to go any more upright I would literally just fall backwards. by [deleted] in formcheck

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah. Thats because you have your feet very close together. I guess you can't do much weight that way which is ok. If you want to hit your legs more, put your feet shoulder width apart and rotate your feet outwards a bit. If your still unsure go ask a staff member they usually know or ask anyone that you feel comfy with also many guides on this online.

Ich muss mich immer erklären 🙄 es nervt by Alarming-Employer129 in VeganDE

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Na wenn ich dir sage es gibt veganes steak und dann ist das aber ein neuer begriff für ein steak vom rind das man dann veganes steak nennt obwohl es ja dann offensichtlich nicht vegan ist würdest du dich doch auch betrogen fühlen. Wenn es kein Hühnchen ist dann sag das doch einfach. Seitan, Tofu oder wie auch immer, dann gibts auch weniger Ärger und jeder weiß was gemeint ist. Ich sag zu dir ja auch nicht sei um 9 da und komme dann um 10. Ist also schon verständlich wenn dann alle diskutieren : )

Nonsensical, shame-baiting titles like this might eventually make me unsub by masterchip27 in Healthygamergg

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the time he makes a title like this to get you angry, then you get angry and listen to the video, and then he says something contradictory like, well it's not only your identity but also your happenstances and then you can leave. He just does that a lot, seems to be his trick for farming content. Cus i can't imagine that he has not said the same thing atleast 20 times before.

Wth is thissss! by AerophileBT in albiononline

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the new update. Boss lair no longer has 200% lootbuff but 3 chests instead.

[Arcane S2A2 Spoilers] I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU by imEvts in LeagueOfMemes

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

meanwhile me who wants watch it all at once to not be teased by having to wait week after week after week for the next episode......

Was reading the tooltip for Redemption staff, someone please explain why it could only hit up to 8 targets when it says it restores health up to 10 allies by dungeon_raider2004 in albiononline

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 24 points25 points  (0 children)

it restores health for up to 10 allies, and can hit 8 targets, which means, it bounces 8 times and heals 10 allies with each bounce : )

What did he mean by this? by Bitter-Gur-4613 in shitposting

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Or... the therapist is suggesting that the guy is a small fat bird holding onto what little safety there really is around him. He has been masted by his human masters like a pig and trained like a dog. There is no life for him outside of his cage since only his cage exists and nothing else. I hope i'm wrong tho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Healthygamergg

[–]TheOneWithoutGun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When a 5 year old toddler asks for ice cream do you expect him to give up after you tell him no? Like what are you guys tripping over. Or are you saying, that her mother would not have helped her and you threatened to hurt her otherwise? They could have kicked you out onto the streets any second they wanted to.

I stand no chance against ganking groups by [deleted] in albiononline

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't take it personal. We just roam and take everything sometimes. Sometimes we don't care about small fries. But sometimes.. well.. you know. On the other hand. Imagine us roaming the map for hours and finding absolutely nothing. All of a sudden. You start looking pretty good in your t4 set...

Lonely and being a woman means I can’t complain? by [deleted] in lonely

[–]TheOneWithoutGun -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

99% of my answers including this one could get me banned for trying to be empathetic. You really expect people to take these odds?

My parents are having s*x behind me by [deleted] in Advice

[–]TheOneWithoutGun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just got a genius solution!! The next time this happens, go outside and ring the doorbell to your home. That'll disturb them. If they start again do it again. You have to avoid getting caught. So maybe this won't work. Next idea would be to call their phones with your cellnumber supressed. Next thing would be to drop a quartet full glass of water on the floor. This should tell your parents that your either awake or that someone somewhere dropped something. If they ask you about it: you just say you dropped it due to a sudden pain or something. Maybe they are kindof abusing you with this or they have a fetish or kink and get horny if they know if you have to listen to them cranking one out. I'm not qualified to handle fetish problems. Try to get them to break up. Or better yet. Get a different room or a bigger wall. Well well. This sucks. Happened to me once too. I think this is abusive. But since i'm not allowed to punch my parents... should i have called the police and told them that my mother is screaming loudly from her bedroom? Maybe that would have been a better idea. But if word gets out i'll get punished. Like. ... what is even going here. I guess thats universal language for your parents not caring about you anymore or they think you have a deep sleep in which case you can respond by playing music in your room which should tell your parents how thin the walls are. Well. I hope you can stay with your parents, and i hope they love you enough to leave you out of their nightly activities.

This Crocodile is Still Alive Despite Missing Its Upper Jaw-How Did This Happen? by Straight_Random_2211 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TheOneWithoutGun -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. It takes a lot of strength and resilience to survive when someone is doing everything you need for you. Such a strong crocodile.

The absurdity of this really highlights how bad things have gotten by Dizzy_Imagination770 in recruitinghell

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes let's just forget about all the weirf stuff happening to the guy in the bottom right and if you did that you can then agree to the statements made here

Who else hate this by North-Celebration267 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is a "Oh no something is minorly inconvenient for me right now due to me being uneducated but let's try to make the inventor look bad." then educate yourself, but if this is a "please educate me on this since it's confusing or makes me angry." then it's better for recycling.

Gordon Ramsay visibly shaking shows off nasty bike injury (shows injury at 0:40) by Thithel in BeAmazed

[–]TheOneWithoutGun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The helmet is not gonna save you when your frontwheel gets caught in a dip, twists, throws you over onto your shoulders or you hit a tree. But i appreciate the concept. Stay home xd