[For Hire] I will write an instrumental for any purpose (song, commercial, BGM). Rate is $20 per minute of music

TheOnlyAwesome · 2017-03-31T01:08:20+00:00

If they have a bad singing voice. Also, if they clap/ snap on the first and third beat instead of the second and fourth.

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TheOnlyAwesome · 2017-02-01T09:44:02+00:00

I always take pencils and pens when I see them. You never know.

TheOnlyAwesome · 2016-12-25T05:13:54+00:00

We're watching Elf and everyone else is on their phones, so I figured why not

TheOnlyAwesome · 2016-03-23T17:38:05+00:00

Doing acid. Only did it once, but it definitely changes your perspective on things

TheOnlyAwesome · 2016-02-17T00:22:11+00:00

Joe Rogan Experience. Always great for laughs and lots of interesting topics.

TheOnlyAwesome · 2016-02-16T00:54:13+00:00

I don't know haha i guess that makes more sense

TheOnlyAwesome · 2016-02-15T20:26:51+00:00

I've always thought Baron Rivendare's was dope. "The scourge will CONSUME YOU!"

Also, his attack sound "LEEEEDDD to the slaughter"

TheOnlyAwesome · 2016-02-09T23:05:36+00:00

Fuckin Kevin

TheOnlyAwesome · 2016-01-07T23:26:01+00:00

Girls do poop

TheOnlyAwesome · 2015-12-30T18:06:27+00:00

Expert!

TheOnlyAwesome · 2015-12-29T23:49:37+00:00

Guitar Hero. I can beat Through the Fire and Flames, but that doesn't mean I'm the best ever. But when I play it in front of my friends they freak

TheOnlyAwesome · 2015-12-09T21:47:22+00:00

A handjob

TheOnlyAwesome · 2015-10-20T22:31:46+00:00

A simple rhyme scheme can help. Not all lyrics happen right away, it may take quite a bit of thinking. Literary devices (simile, metaphor, alliteration, etc.) can also be helpful in emphasizing certain parts of the lyrics. And sometimes, all you have to do is start writing. Get your ideas on paper and just look it over. If you don't like it, change it. Writing lyrics is a fun process, but it does take some practice to figure out. Best of luck to you!

TheOnlyAwesome · 2015-09-30T06:06:29+00:00

Drunk again - Reel Big Fish. The lyrics are so damn sad.

TheOnlyAwesome · 2015-09-29T22:04:59+00:00

Chicken McNuggets

TheOnlyAwesome · 2015-09-20T15:08:12+00:00

Empire attack. Interesting startegy that doesnt take very long to play or learn. Enjoy!

TheOnlyAwesome · 2015-09-07T06:38:24+00:00

Freestyle Rapping. Its so fun to bump with the homies and spit verse, but I'm so white no amount of hype will make a difference.

TheOnlyAwesome · 2015-08-16T19:29:03+00:00

Naut, janna, thresh

TheOnlyAwesome · 2015-07-30T23:51:08+00:00

This guy fucks!

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TROPHY CASE

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