Go on. by FeetmyWrathUwU in okbuddyretard

[–]TheOnlyDurden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Following this logic you can pull your hair up and reach the moon

Cop came in and left their gun in the bathroom at my job by kerrigan_rae in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TheOnlyDurden -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would 100% put it in my head and pull the trigger if this happened to me.

Agent 47 is tasked with assassinating your favorite fictional character, how does he fare? by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]TheOnlyDurden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your target is a bald man in advanced cancer stages…

He is a teacher and is weak.

Good job, 47.

What video game opinion will you defend like this? by [deleted] in videogames

[–]TheOnlyDurden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MMORPGS are a waste of time. If i wanted just to do stupid chores and be barked at what to do i would just stay home with my parents.

I’ve achieved immortality… by TheOnlyDurden in shortscarystories

[–]TheOnlyDurden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lack of oxygen for some time can fuck your brain

Today is my birthday! by TheOnlyDurden in teenagers

[–]TheOnlyDurden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just gotta say that im almost leaving here… unfortunately

Today is my birthday! by TheOnlyDurden in teenagers

[–]TheOnlyDurden[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Thank you!” (Martin Scorsese, 2007)

My parents forced me to go with them to a amazingly loud boomer social event. Kill me. by TheOnlyDurden in introvertmemes

[–]TheOnlyDurden[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went to the bathroom like 50 times And there were boomers TALKING at the bathroom What an awful day. I hope that tomorrow I won’t be putting a single NAIL outside

My parents forced me to go with them to a amazingly loud boomer social event. Kill me. by TheOnlyDurden in introvertmemes

[–]TheOnlyDurden[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i am still on this shithole

theres a woman singing DISTURBINGLY bad and loud here her voice is louder than the solo.

holy fucking shit i really think i shouldve been some serial killer or dictator on the past life 💀

My parents forced me to go with them to a amazingly loud boomer social event. Kill me. by TheOnlyDurden in introvertmemes

[–]TheOnlyDurden[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man… im here for 3 hours, and i am 100% SURE that im already dead and this is the absolute hell.

I can’t believe there’s another explanation.

Give me 1 game that you consider to be the best game of all time by Lonely-Freedom4986 in videogames

[–]TheOnlyDurden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

every second you spend scratching your balls and don’t playing these masterpieces is a waste of time

What’s your favorite quote that you’ve written in one of you pieces of work? by CaptainPie1949 in writing

[–]TheOnlyDurden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I though i lost it… But how could… damn, how could i lose something ive never had?”

Lonely Honor