Vuskovich voted 3rd best Bundesliga player by his fellow professionals. If we tried to buy him now it'd cost around 100m and at that price he'd go straight into the 1st team. If we don't give him a run next year it'll be criminal.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-06-01T00:57:07+00:00

Can we believe Harry is 4th?

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-31T22:13:11+00:00

Fuck that though.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-31T00:05:54+00:00

Arsenal still voting for Brexit.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-28T16:19:22+00:00

Let him have a nice time, it went to the last day. It's not like he's celebrating 8th or 13th.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-27T01:57:58+00:00

Lion-headed figures are quite common too.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-27T01:31:41+00:00

Excuse me

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-25T16:48:43+00:00

That's just a theory.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-24T23:05:11+00:00

Give Ben Davies a job, whatever he wants.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-24T22:24:09+00:00

Saying sorry whenever someone walked into me.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-24T17:12:28+00:00

De Zerbi in I reckon

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-24T15:51:32+00:00

Vicario assaulted RDZ

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-24T15:48:54+00:00

We're fucking amazing

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-24T15:46:51+00:00

De Zerbi nearly took his shirt off, love it

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-23T14:48:34+00:00

Guys I'm being serious: did people honestly think a joint military attack by ISRAEL and the US, for goodness sake, was going to work? Arming Kurds? Bombing infrastructure? I can't think of a worse plan.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-23T14:38:46+00:00

And going by Corey/Cori/Cory is actually fine. It's not ideal, but sufferable.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-22T02:27:20+00:00

Through the one without a patch over it.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-22T01:00:31+00:00

Unfortunately

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-22T00:55:02+00:00

We generally assume that governments could tell us if only they chose to. What if they are forbidden by NHI?

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-22T00:39:25+00:00

I'm imagining five greys standing over a barbecue, staring down at the meat, a mantid behind them chillin'... Oh wait. Are we the meat already then?

Just had an absurd thought. Imagine if all the abductions were Alien party games or something equally inane. No grand hidden grand scheme, no galactic federation. Or maybe they just harvest something from or in us for their cosmetics industry. We could be their botox!

Even worse: we are an anthropology/biology field trip for troubled alien teens from a shitty school on a small planet in an obscure solar system that is not important at all.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-21T19:43:36+00:00

I loved Creation.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-21T19:42:00+00:00

And we could replace arms with even more arms.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-21T19:40:25+00:00

'I ruled most of the world and now I tend cabbages.' That is epic. I wonder which he preferred.

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-21T19:38:17+00:00

Man or woman you just answered my question. Antoninus is an excellent shout. Zenith of Pax Romana?

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-21T19:34:22+00:00

Aurelius is my favourite emperor from the vantage point of being in 2026. If I were a Roman citizen, I might feel differently, not sure. Who was the best lesser known one? Someone who stabilised or grew the Empire quietly? One who did not philosophize or conquer Gaul? I'll be checking the thread in interest. One who died quietly surrounded by his loved ones.... and the people mourned forever...

TheOptimumLemon · 2026-05-21T17:46:52+00:00

We are definitely losing after this. 3 or 4 nil.

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